latenight
01-29-2008, 13:03
This is old, but I stumbled upon it in my blogs and had to share ...
Grub Worms Glow
Couldn't avoid the Night Hike! Ever witness the Psychadelic Mountainside Light Display brought to you by the Fire Fly Tribe of Tooni Mountain? Did you know? Some Grub Worms glow-in-the-dark? There's a Little John Dick and a Big John Dick Mountain? You too can have foot soles of the evil dead?
Duncan Ridge Trail needs maintenance ... bad.
The 60 mile hike is complete! Longest recorded on Benjamin's legs.
Notes to self:
1. Enjoy your knees while you can, don't abuse them.
2. Blonds make bad hikers but good hash.
3. Yes there are bears out there.
4. Water Purifiers & Snakes are often in close proximity.
5. They're called Blood Mountain and Slaughter Gap for a reason.
6. A "gap" only means you have to go back up, up, up, up, up, up ...
7. Others may find it odd when I speak to my legs.
8. If I love a woman, I should NEVER bring her here.
9. Schoolcraft is dead.
10. "Hiking is fun!" keep telling yourself that, "Hiking is fun!" Again ...
Grub Worms Glow
Couldn't avoid the Night Hike! Ever witness the Psychadelic Mountainside Light Display brought to you by the Fire Fly Tribe of Tooni Mountain? Did you know? Some Grub Worms glow-in-the-dark? There's a Little John Dick and a Big John Dick Mountain? You too can have foot soles of the evil dead?
Duncan Ridge Trail needs maintenance ... bad.
The 60 mile hike is complete! Longest recorded on Benjamin's legs.
Notes to self:
1. Enjoy your knees while you can, don't abuse them.
2. Blonds make bad hikers but good hash.
3. Yes there are bears out there.
4. Water Purifiers & Snakes are often in close proximity.
5. They're called Blood Mountain and Slaughter Gap for a reason.
6. A "gap" only means you have to go back up, up, up, up, up, up ...
7. Others may find it odd when I speak to my legs.
8. If I love a woman, I should NEVER bring her here.
9. Schoolcraft is dead.
10. "Hiking is fun!" keep telling yourself that, "Hiking is fun!" Again ...