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warraghiyagey
02-09-2008, 10:11
Mayonaise and Strawberry Jelly.
Winter and my skinny clothes.
Two of my favorites in town...Beer and Ice Cream. I just have to remember to consume those one at a time.:D
spring water and horse poop
warraghiyagey
02-09-2008, 10:40
Gale force trade winds and peeing outdoors.
warraghiyagey
02-09-2008, 10:41
Brown and Blue in a dress suit.
Gale force trade winds and peeing outdoors.
Keeps the skeeters away.
warraghiyagey
02-09-2008, 10:45
Keeps the skeeters away.
I've never had much luck peeing on skeeters. Just draws there attention and ire to the source.http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/shocked003.gif
On them is fun. Redneck version of the county fair. If you can shoot them on the wing, you have talent.
I meant the wind keeps the skeeters away from your
warraghiyagey
02-09-2008, 10:52
I meant the wind keeps the skeeters away from your
I know.;)
Weiner?:D
Barack and Bill
ATVs and the AT
spring water and horse poop
ain't that the truth!!! :eek:
Lone Wolf
02-09-2008, 10:59
me and goddam shelters
warraghiyagey
02-09-2008, 10:59
Ritalin and Jolt.
Hippie speedballs and park rangers
warraghiyagey
02-09-2008, 11:03
Raw hamburger and sunshine.
NICKTHEGREEK
02-09-2008, 11:03
Pop rocks and whiskey.
Welcome back
cowboy nichols
02-09-2008, 11:56
High heels and a woods trail!!! I actually saw a woman walking in these LMAO
Two of my favorites in town...Beer and Ice Cream. I just have to remember to consume those one at a time.:D
WRONG WRONG WRONG
Footslogger
02-09-2008, 12:54
Kidney Stones and Thru Hiking don't mix well, at least in my experience ...
Keep it clear and copious !!
'Slogger
littlelaurel59
02-09-2008, 17:13
My back and the cold, hard, dirty ground.
I~I
(Best I could do for me in a hammock, strung between 2 trees).
Hikes in Rain
02-09-2008, 17:35
Two of my favorites in town...Beer and Ice Cream. I just have to remember to consume those one at a time.:D
On the contrary, you're just using the wrong beer! Stout Float. Any good stout will work: I like Russian Imperial Stout, with the coffee and chocolate overtones. Drop in a scoop of vanilla ice cream. Our homebrew club did those a couple of years ago. Very nice!
maxNcathy
02-09-2008, 18:01
sweat and waterproof boots
That's some funny *****!!!
On the contrary, you're just using the wrong beer! Stout Float. Any good stout will work: I like Russian Imperial Stout, with the coffee and chocolate overtones. Drop in a scoop of vanilla ice cream. Our homebrew club did those a couple of years ago. Very nice!
This is good stuff!!
AT-HITMAN2005
02-09-2008, 18:43
baltimore jack and warren doyle.
spittinpigeon
02-09-2008, 19:27
Hikers and forums.
4 Cheese Doritos and Caramel Frapachinos after hiking. Ewwww.
Jack Tarlin
02-09-2008, 19:50
I once took my last quart of Tang and added it to my last quart of water (which was really warm) and shook it up.
It was orange and frothy and really fine looking.
Except it was also disgusting, cuz orange mac 'n cheese death powder (which looks just like Tang) mixes very poorly with warm water. :eek:
spittinpigeon
02-09-2008, 19:55
Some boyscouts gave me some of that pasty kind of spam, I mixed it with maple and brown sugar oatmeal.
taildragger
02-09-2008, 20:36
cowboys, hippies, and bikers
Liberals and reasonable people who are right.
warraghiyagey
02-09-2008, 23:51
Politics forums and non-politics forums.;)
Down and water
I never understood that. Geese shed water, their feathers retain water. :-?
Trust the great Montego in this. I know from experience :eek:
vonfrick
02-10-2008, 00:07
Two of my favorites in town...Beer and Ice Cream. I just have to remember to consume those one at a time.:D
aw c'mon...beer goes with ANYTHING, you just aren't drinking the right kind
Spicy freeze-dried chili and hiking. (Where's that puking logo????) :)
Fantastic Foods Taco Mix and hiking.
AHHHHHH!!!!
Spicy freeze-dried chili and hiking. (Where's that puking logo????) :)
It can be hard to hike with a partner in unfavorable winds, I know.
Politics forums and non-politics forums.;)
That should be politics and nn-politics forums.
I never understood that. Geese shed water, their feathers retain water. :-?
Down is the insulation layer underneath the guard layer. It is the guard layer that sheds water, protecting the down insulation. The ones that look like real feathers are the guard layer feathers, and they are water repellent because of oils. Down looks like bits of fluff, and by the time it gets into your bag or clothing, it has no water repellent oils.
If you are a hunter, look carefully at the next duck or goose you shoot.
I was trying to think of two things that don't go together and experimenting with stuff around the house. Didn't find anything, but made a discovery, grapes and grey poupon. Delicious!
OOOOOHHH!!!! Add a little peanut butter to that mix!
Down is the insulation layer underneath the guard layer. It is the guard layer that sheds water, protecting the down insulation. The ones that look like real feathers are the guard layer feathers, and they are water repellent because of oils. Down looks like bits of fluff, and by the time it gets into your bag or clothing, it has no water repellent oils.
If you are a hunter, look carefully at the next duck or goose you shoot.
Guess I will have to stick with polarguard, since I don't hunt.
taildragger
02-10-2008, 00:39
Guess I will have to stick with polarguard, since I don't hunt.
Yeah, the polar bears that we shave to get polar guard might cause a problem if you shoot one of them
Yeah, the polar bears that we shave to get polar guard might cause a problem if you shoot one of them
I'd shoot one, but I heard they were endangered becuase the global warming liberals are busy drowning them.
mkmangold
02-10-2008, 01:51
Politics and religion.
sweat and waterproof boots
EEwwww.....
Hikers and forums.
Word.
cowboys, hippies, and bikers
You were just at the wrong party, cowboy!!:cool:
I was trying to think of two things that don't go together and experimenting with stuff around the house. Didn't find anything, but made a discovery, grapes and grey poupon. Delicious!
If you like that one, try this gem my friend's little sister introduced me to: Ritz crackers and peanut butter, with a big dollop of Gulden's spicy mustard on top. Sounds gross, looks disgusting, but tastes soooo good! And you'll probably never have to share.:) Also works with prepackaged Ritz-bits and peanut butter. Mmmmm.
On a sadder note, I can also say with complete certainty that orange juice and toothpaste are just so uncool.
Spicy freeze-dried chili and hiking. (Where's that puking logo????) :)
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sick006.gif
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nitewalker
02-10-2008, 09:10
guzzling a quart and a half of quick strawberry milk and then trying to ascend a steep unrelentless mtn......not good
Unfortunetly,bI witnessed one of those acts,but in reverse.
wet shoes and freezing weather
a tub of betty crocker chocolate frosting eaten at one time along with a BIG bag of sour cream potato chips and then hiking some good ascents over the next 15 miles.....YUCK!!!
Strange combinations that actually work: Plain yogurt and garlic (a Greek/Macedonian thing.) Also: apples and mustard (at least when baked, in a certain recipe from the Silver Palette cookbook.)
Strange combinations that actually work: Plain yogurt and garlic (a Greek/Macedonian thing.) Also: apples and mustard (at least when baked, in a certain recipe from the Silver Palette cookbook.)
Stawberrys dipped in sour cream and then dipped in brown sugar!! One of the richest desserts I've ever had.
splash1986
02-10-2008, 17:26
Apples and porkchops..... the best!
dragonfeet
02-10-2008, 17:50
blue jeans and freezing rain
taildragger
02-10-2008, 17:57
beer and stairs
The Weasel
02-10-2008, 18:32
George W. Bush and the Constitution of the United States.
well water that was contaminated with septic tank water....
mosquito ninja
02-10-2008, 21:05
oranges and toothpaste
taildragger
02-10-2008, 21:06
ninjas and pirates
warraghiyagey
02-10-2008, 23:10
Extra tight boots and the Appalachian Trail.