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Has anyone heard where and what wildcowboy is doing? Or was he just a sick joke?
dessertrat
02-17-2008, 23:41
I would imagine he is still training for his May 1 start.
Wise Old Owl
02-17-2008, 23:43
I just saw him flying up the trail at the end of Georgia, He had a small light weight back pack with a baseball cannon shoved up his a** and that was firing backwards several baseballs a minute, an older more sophisticated guy like me would have used beer and beans as a proverbial edge of cheating as the toots would have lightened the Puds on the ups to get up the hills. Only I wasn't willing to just wear tennis shoes and a orange thong like he did. I have to wear the pants in the family, cus I am a Renaissance Man. Hey why didn't you put this damn thread in the Humor Section for all to see.... Do me a favor next time you have a bright idea like this drink some cheap a** Yuengling as I call it Ding-A- Ling,and post this Cr*p in the right dam+ Forum... OK?
Yea ... I did this for laughs .... I am Kidding, Except for the fact I did see him flying up the trail in thong.... I have pictures. They are R rated.
Oh we aaare in the Hiking Humor Section NNNNNEVER MIND
Pedaling Fool
02-17-2008, 23:44
Must be training hard.
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He's getting acquainted with Roger Clemens trainer.
ChinMusic
02-18-2008, 00:02
Has anyone heard where and what wildcowboy is doing? Or was he just a sick joke?
He's not a joke (unless it was an elaborate one). There was a clip for an AZ TV station interviewing him about his trip.
He's serious.
He just does not understand that what he's talking about is impossible. He will learn this on his first morning. I just hope he reassesses his plan and enjoys his trip.
I will NOT mock him.
Wise Old Owl
02-18-2008, 00:03
I just saw him flying up the trail at the end of Georgia, He had a small light weight back pack with a baseball cannon shoved up his a** and that was firing backwards several baseballs a minute, an older more sophisticated guy like me would have used beer and beans as a proverbial edge of cheating as the toots would have lightened the Puds on the ups to get up the hills. Only I wasn't willing to just wear tennis shoes and a orange thong like he did. I have to wear the pants in the family, cus I am a Renaissance Man. Hey why didn't you put this damn thread in the Humor Section for all to see.... Do me a favor next time you have a bright idea like this drink some cheap a** Yuengling as I call it Ding-A- Ling,and post this Cr*p in the right dam+ Forum... OK?
Yea ... I did this for laughs .... I am Kidding, Except for the fact I did see him flying up the trail in thong.... I have pictures. They are R rated.
Oh we aaare in the Hiking Humor Section NNNNNEVER MIND
Ok Perhaps that isn't as funny as I thought - But can you guess what my wife has to endure after reading that diotribe? 23 years of marriage.....
River Runner
02-18-2008, 00:05
Wild Cowboy is somewhere between delusional and denial, but he shouldn't be there long - has to hurry on to get that training in. :D
warraghiyagey
02-18-2008, 00:06
Hopefully, he's getting his final preparations in order to go hike the Appalachian Trail and enjoy it's offerings and honoring his mother and forgetting about the absurdity that swept over him earlier.
Oh. . . humor forum.
Ummm. . . ok. Wildcowboy walks into a bar and says 'ow.'
warraghiyagey
02-18-2008, 00:06
Ok Perhaps that isn't as funny as I thought - But can you guess what my wife has to endure after reading that diotribe? 23 years of marriage.....
23 years - you're likely doing plenty right. And it was funny.:)
If you do the math I'd say he's about 4-1/2 days behind SGT Rock.
warraghiyagey
02-18-2008, 00:17
Must be training hard.
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Maybe he decided to show us all and left on Jan 29th. Which I believe would have him around Delaware Water Gap if he's on schedule.
If he is doing the training that he says he is doing, then you certainly cannot fault his motivation.
warraghiyagey
02-18-2008, 00:20
If he is doing the training that he says he is doing, then you certainly cannot fault his motivation.
Certainly not his motivation. Concept, yes.
Perhaps delusional, but definately motivated. Hmmm, that combination could be dangerous :-?
Wise Old Owl
02-18-2008, 00:22
I am more amazed that anyone here should take Cowboy seriously... We are on the internet right? Here is a pic of Wild Cowboy also aka Katz- Bro B Bryson. This fat oaf can do the AT in a private jet in four hours. Don't believe me, wait for the movie.
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/MarkSwarbrick/bill_bryson.jpg
He's workin' out at the tanning salon.
dessertrat
02-18-2008, 00:41
I am more amazed that anyone here should take Cowboy seriously... We are on the internet right? Here is a pic of Wild Cowboy also aka Katz- Bro B Bryson. This fat oaf can do the AT in a private jet in four hours. Don't believe me, wait for the movie.
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/MarkSwarbrick/bill_bryson.jpg
Thanks for the new avatar.
minnesotasmith
02-18-2008, 01:01
He's getting acquainted with Roger Clemens trainer.
Would be Richard Simmons' trainer. ;)
No Belay
02-18-2008, 01:09
Perhaps delusional, but definately motivated. Hmmm, that combination could be dangerous :-?
Obama Cowboy ???????
warraghiyagey
02-18-2008, 01:11
Obama Cowboy ???????
Politics is of the table right now, Please.
I think I blinked and missed him,who was that masked man:eek:
warraghiyagey
02-18-2008, 01:30
I think I blinked and missed him,who was that masked man:eek:
It was his sherpa a couple days ahead of him.
It was his sherpa a couple days ahead of him.
my bad. I will count to 10 and hold my breath:o
I hope his is planning a quiet, fulfilling thru-hike.:sun
I hope his is planning a quiet, fulfilling thru-hike.:sun
I would like to see that, too. Trouble is I don't know if it has in him. After all, he did not finish his thru-hike on White Blaze.
taildragger
02-18-2008, 10:16
I would like to see that, too. Trouble is I don't know if it has in him. After all, he did not finish his thru-hike on White Blaze.
does that mean subscribing to the political forum is like trying to hike with a 100lbs pack, cause no one makes it though the politics forum...
does that mean subscribing to the political forum is like trying to hike with a 100lbs pack, cause no one makes it though the politics forum...
That's good, but I meant he didn't finish answering the questions that were asked. He started and participated in discussions here, but never answered the legitimate questions and disappeared. Hiking the AT is a mental challenge, not unlike dealing with some of the adversity here.
Frolicking Dinosaurs
02-18-2008, 10:29
Wildcowboy is thru hiking with the dinos this year:
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/lowcarbscoop/Dinoblimp.jpg
http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/%5BIMG%5Dhttp://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/lowcarbscoop/Dinoblimp.jpg%5B/IMG%5D
No Belay
02-18-2008, 11:24
Politics is of the table right now, Please.
Congratulations on becoming a moderator.:rolleyes: What you consider as politics, allot of us consider as humor.
Savor Happy!
Frolicking Dinosaurs
02-18-2008, 11:29
Be careful. Dinos have been known to drop things as they float over when they spot an on-going whizzing contest - and dino droppings are huge. :D
jersey joe
02-18-2008, 11:31
Cowboy has been very quiet. I don't think he liked all the negative feedback he was getting here.
No Belay
02-18-2008, 11:48
Be careful. Dinos have been known to drop things as they float over when they spot an on-going whizzing contest - and dino droppings are huge. :D
In my job I'm used to getting dumped on from above and I learned a long time ago to always smile when I whizz. Nobody likes a serious whizzer. Will the Dino blimp be at Trail Days this year? <===><
cowboy nichols
02-18-2008, 11:57
Wild Cowboy Is after records --this Cowboy goes slow I've been known to spend seversl hours just watching a MaMa bear and cubs. The only time I rush is when I'm heading away from town.
warraghiyagey
02-18-2008, 12:00
Wild Cowboy Is after records --this Cowboy goes slow I've been known to spend seversl hours just watching a MaMa bear and cubs. The only time I rush is when I'm heading away from town.
Or inadvertently between a mama and her bear cubs . . . I imagine.:p
He should catch me in Harper's Ferry.
Kirby
wrongway_08
02-21-2008, 09:45
Politics is of the table right now, Please.
Relax....:D....its funny. :p
Wise Old Owl
02-23-2008, 00:04
Be careful. Dinos have been known to drop things as they float over when they spot an on-going whizzing contest - and dino droppings are huge. :D
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/MarkSwarbrick/DinoTshirt1.gif