View Full Version : Let's rename Sgt Rock....
Frolicking Dinosaurs
02-26-2008, 09:37
In view of the fact that Rock has hiked in rain for much of his hike, I believe we need to give him a new trail name. My proposal:
Dances with Raindrops...
Let hear your name - keep it clean!
Dances with Mice
02-26-2008, 09:50
My proposal:
Dances with Raindrops...It does have a nice ring to it. But you can't change a Rock.
Sloshing Rock.........................
Frolicking Dinosaurs
02-26-2008, 10:05
It does have a nice ring to it. But you can't change a Rock.I know I can't change a Rock, but water can..... you're a trail maintainer - you know this to be true :D
Footslogger
02-26-2008, 10:07
How bout "Sgt Rockslide" ...
'Slogger
Frolicking Dinosaurs
02-26-2008, 10:09
RocK FOMH - for Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head (pronounced Rock Foam)
Dances with Mice
02-26-2008, 10:12
I know I can't change a Rock, but water can..... Only critters can change rock.
Frolicking Dinosaurs
02-26-2008, 10:17
Dances with Mice is hereby renamed Tapdances with Dinos
In view of the fact that Rock has hiked in rain for much of his hike, I believe we need to give him a new trail name. My proposal:
Dances with Raindrops... I like it, but I just can't see Rock as anything but SGT Rock. The name should fit the man, not the other way around, if you ask me. SGT Rock is a perfect fit.
Gray Blazer
02-26-2008, 10:39
Wet Head. Little does anybody know that he got his current name because his favorite game is rock, paper, scissors.
Dances with Mice
02-26-2008, 10:40
Sgt Paper! Which would cover Sgt Rock...which would smash Sgt Scissors... ok, I'll just mosey off now...
minnesotasmith
02-26-2008, 10:44
Rainy?
Rainman?
:D
Gray Blazer
02-26-2008, 10:46
How bout "Sgt Rockslide" ...
'Slogger
Mudslide?
Furlough
02-26-2008, 15:45
Ice Ears Rock
Frolicking Dinosaurs
02-26-2008, 15:52
SgtRust
The Weasel
02-26-2008, 16:31
Whet Stone....
Inspired.
TW
mweinstone
02-26-2008, 16:38
minnesota rock? for the slowness in the rain?
Furlough
02-26-2008, 17:41
Rolling Rock - for his steady pace thus far.
envirodiver
02-26-2008, 17:56
The Walking Dude.
Survivor Dave
02-26-2008, 18:00
Sgt. Sprinkles
Dixis' Dew Drop
Monsoon Ernie
OK, bad ideas....(insert pointless smiley here) I'm on the second step now:) Oops, back to the first step!
peter_pan
02-26-2008, 18:08
IF IT AINT BROKE DON'T FIX IT.....
Sgt Rock...works.... and works darn well !
BTW, he picked up this name serving our country and defending our right to post this divel....
Go Hiking... No Sniveling now...;)
Pan
dixicritter
02-26-2008, 18:09
The ones that have made me laugh out loud so far have been as follows...
SGT Rockslide
Ice Ears Rock
SGT Rust
SGT Sprinkles
Dixis' Dew Drop
Y'all are good!!! LOL Of course he'll always be SGT Rock, but this is fun! ;)
Footslogger
02-26-2008, 18:12
Rolling Rock - for his steady pace thus far.
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...not for the beer in the green bottles ??
'Slogger
Monsoon Ernie So where's Bert (http://www.bertisevil.tv/index2.htm)?
Footslogger
02-26-2008, 18:13
So where's Bert (http://www.bertisevil.tv/index2.htm)?
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...and let's not forget the Cookie Monster !!
'Slogger
Survivor Dave
02-26-2008, 18:13
Fixing the Steri-Pen:)
So where's Bert (http://www.bertisevil.tv/index2.htm)?
Footslogger
02-26-2008, 18:14
Fixing the Steri-Pen:)
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No fair ...that's thread swerve !!
'Slogger
Survivor Dave
02-26-2008, 18:17
My apologies 'Slogger. I'm fighting a smiley addiction and the al- a- smileys are a pain. Forgive me.
Now let's get back to topic, shall we?:) Ooops I did it again---ya see, she's in rehab to!
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No fair ...that's thread swerve !!
'Slogger
Gray Blazer
02-26-2008, 19:06
I like Sgt Rust and Rolling Rock so far.
I never realized that Sgt Rock's name was based on rocks. I always thought it came from "Sgt Rock and the Combat Happy Joes of Easy Company."
I figure he's hiking with Worry Wart, Long Round, Short Round, Bulldozer, Little Sure Shot and the guys.
Didn't anyone read comics?
dixicritter
02-26-2008, 19:45
Actually the story behind his trail name can be found here... http://hikinghq.net/bio.html (towards the bottom of the page)
warraghiyagey
02-26-2008, 19:51
Actually the story behind his trail name can be found here... http://hikinghq.net/bio.html (towards the bottom of the page)
Weird. I always assumed it was his birth name.
Actually the story behind his trail name can be found here... http://hikinghq.net/bio.html (towards the bottom of the page)
"I got the name SGT Rock, like the old comic book character."
I knew it!
Lone Wolf
02-26-2008, 19:57
"I got the name SGT Rock, like the old comic book character."
I knew it!
after seein' him yesterday, he's startin' to look like sgt. pebble boy. needs to eat! i'll fix that startin' tomorrow
Darwin again
02-26-2008, 20:01
How about: Let's not rename Sgt. Rock?
dixicritter
02-26-2008, 20:04
Oh come on it's just a joke. This is the humor forum folks. She asked me about this first. :)
Lone Wolf
02-26-2008, 20:05
Oh come on it's just a joke. This is the humor forum folks. She asked me about this first. :)
99.9% of WBers have no sense of humor
dixicritter
02-26-2008, 20:06
99.9% of WBers have no dense of humor
I've noticed... :eek:
warraghiyagey
02-26-2008, 20:12
I've noticed... :eek:
Guilty as charged.:mad::(
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cowboy nichols
02-26-2008, 20:16
Drought Breaker , for which we in the south are very grateful.
warraghiyagey
02-26-2008, 20:17
How about: Let's not rename Sgt. Rock?
Oh come on it's just a joke. This is the humor forum folks. She asked me about this first. :)
Well it's just NOT funny!:mad: IT hurts. It hurts me sooooo bad to hear people making fun of such a - well . . . a person I've never met. And I'm appalled that Dixi would be involved in this. What right have YOU!!!
Goddamitt!!!
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Survivor Dave
02-26-2008, 20:43
Sgt. Sleet
The Wet Warrior
hammock engineer
02-26-2008, 20:46
I'm partial to wet nap.
In view of the fact that Rock has hiked in rain for much of his hike, I believe we need to give him a new trail name. My proposal:
Dances with Raindrops...
Let hear your name - keep it clean!
??? WHY:confused:
He's already got a pretty cool one.
Lone Wolf
02-27-2008, 08:17
??? WHY:confused:
He's already got a pretty cool one.
why? cuz this thread is in the humor forum? :) but i forget. most WBers lack a sense of humor
Gray Blazer
02-27-2008, 08:48
why? cuz this thread is in the humor forum? :) but i forget. most WBers lack a sense of humor
Yeah, you gotta call someone a dumazz and put one of those little green smileys by your post. This one's really funny because it has 3 green smileys.:D:D:D
Gray Blazer
02-27-2008, 08:49
Yeah, you gotta call someone a dumazz and put one of those little green smileys by your post. This one's really funny because it has 3 green smileys.:D:D:D
Whoops, forgot to mention Rock. Maybe we could give him a civilian promotion and call him Captain Rock?:D
Lone Wolf
02-27-2008, 08:51
that's a friggin insult. he ain't no stinkin' officer
Whoops, forgot to mention Rock. Maybe we could give him a civilian promotion and call him Captain Rock?:DNah, dunno about that, althought I'm not sayin' the guy doesn't deserve it. 'Cause he does. :D I asked Rock once if he was going to change his name to Mr. Rock now that he was out of the Army. He quickly told me hell no, he had appointed himself First Sergeant of the AT. Once an enlisted man, always an enlisted man! No offense to you officers out there.......:rolleyes:
that's a friggin insult. he ain't no stinkin' officerInformally known as a 0 (zero). :D
and the other 0.1 % don't understand Lone Wolf
Gray Blazer
02-27-2008, 10:40
that's a friggin insult. he ain't no stinkin' officer
If I hadn't been such a brain-washed hippy wannabee in the 60's and had done my service to my country, I might have known that. Forgive my ignorance.
My favorite so far is SGT Rust.
OK ...how about "Path-Rocker"
that's a friggin insult. he ain't no stinkin' officer
Yeah, Sergeant Major Rock might be cool, but it might be a bit personal since he chose to give up that promotion to hike the AT.
How about "Hag-Bait" for those who've been reading how the hags have been hazing him so far on the walk?
Or A(T)WOL - AWOL on the AT?
warraghiyagey
02-27-2008, 12:56
If Bearpaw gets eaten by a bear on the trail does his name become Bearpoop?
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Survivor Dave
02-27-2008, 13:02
Let's change Warraghiyageys' name to........... I don't think there's enough room in WB for that!
Don't get me started!
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warraghiyagey
02-27-2008, 13:04
Survivor Jerk Pants
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dixicritter
02-27-2008, 13:09
How about "Hag-Bait" for those who've been reading how the hags have been hazing him so far on the walk?
Now that's funny right there!!! LMAO
Gray Blazer
02-27-2008, 13:10
Hagbait is good. There are too many Bear Baits out there.
twosticks
02-27-2008, 17:03
99.9% of WBers have no sense of humor
and the other 14% can't count.
Wise Old Owl
02-27-2008, 17:20
I am not going to read this entire thread to see if anyone else thought of it.
Just Promote HIM
General Rock
smokymtnsteve
02-27-2008, 18:28
I am not going to read this entire thread to see if anyone else thought of it.
Just Promote HIM
General Rock
should not we wait until PA rocks to promote him.
or maybe give him a little privacy and let him be PRIVATE ROCK?
should not we wait until PA rocks to promote him.
or maybe give him a little privacy and let him be PRIVATE ROCK?
LOL @ "Pa Rocks"
Thoughtful Owl
02-28-2008, 09:34
how about dixicritters "Pet Rock"! We do remember those don't we?
dixicritter
02-28-2008, 09:38
how about dixicritters "Pet Rock"! We do remember those don't we?
LMAO... That conjures up some really funny images.
http://pigeonbeaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/pet-rocks.jpg
In view of the fact that Rock has hiked in rain for much of his hike, I believe we need to give him a new trail name. My proposal:Dances with Raindrops...Let hear your name - keep it clean!
How about "Sloshin'Rock"
Rock_n_chair.
Well, he is retired!
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eventidecu
02-28-2008, 10:59
How bought "Weather Rock",,See if his hairs wet, it's raining, if it's white, it's snowing, if he can't see it's foggy, if his eye's are shut, it's dark, if there open it's daylight, if he's "pitchin a tent", well...
How about "Sloshin'Rock"
You can't steal that one, I already came up with it in post #3...........:D
Frolicking Dinosaurs
02-28-2008, 21:07
How about "Hag-Bait" for those who've been reading how the hags have been hazing him so far on the walk?Haggle Rock
No Sniveling!
to
A Snivel-ear!
Sgt. SPONGE?
I hope someone hasn't beaten me to the punch.
mobileman
02-29-2008, 01:28
He's a civilian now, a private guy who might sometimes inbibe in the stuff mountain men drink out of a crock slung over their shoulder. Private Crock, or maybe White lightnin. How about Lil Jughaid or Sagnt Shiner, Crockrock, or Dixi's Ridgerunner.
Rockhound
02-29-2008, 01:58
SGT Snivel?
Tennessee Viking
02-29-2008, 02:25
Sgt Coffee Bottom
Sgt SlickRock