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Johnny Thunder
03-24-2008, 16:19
Johnny Thunder---you are almost gone.

peace
mf


Well spotted, my man.

I'm all set. All moved. All packed. All car-less. All living out of my pack at my girl's place. All sitting on hold because someone cracked the code and decided they wanted to be Johnny Thunder for a long holiday weekend with my AMEX. All not going to let it get me down. All going to stick it back to the man. All going to get their prepaid number and give it out to all the politicians. All the insurance salesman. All the debt resettlement specialists. All the apartment brokers. All the people who will haunt this **** stick into an early grave.

And once I've bought all the beers for the responsible authorities (at McCrossin's) I'll take the long walk.

camojack
03-24-2008, 18:32
http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj132/l8tr_dude/matthewski.jpg
I love it!!! :banana


Well spotted, my man.

I'm all set. All moved. All packed. All car-less. All living out of my pack at my girl's place. All sitting on hold because someone cracked the code and decided they wanted to be Johnny Thunder for a long holiday weekend with my AMEX. All not going to let it get me down. All going to stick it back to the man. All going to get their prepaid number and give it out to all the politicians. All the insurance salesman. All the debt resettlement specialists. All the apartment brokers. All the people who will haunt this **** stick into an early grave.

And once I've bought all the beers for the responsible authorities (at McCrossin's) I'll take the long walk.
Damned identity thieves...I hope they nail the S.O.B. :mad: But anyway, you GO, boy! :)

Maybe we can get together for dinner before you leave like Matt planned, before he decided to get a head start... :o

TOW
03-24-2008, 18:35
I have not gotten a phone call from Matty today, yet.............

Lone Wolf
03-24-2008, 18:36
i did....

TOW
03-24-2008, 18:48
i did....
.............:eek:?

you're just saying that, i don't believe it!

Panzer1
03-24-2008, 22:26
So, where's he tonight?

Panzer

Heater
03-24-2008, 23:03
So, where's he tonight?

Panzer

Xanadu. Dreaming about ONJ.

Panzer1
03-24-2008, 23:22
If he dreaming, he's dreaming about room 23. :):):)

Panzer

ed bell
03-24-2008, 23:30
Matt has yet to call me, and I really wonder if he even cares anymore.;)

camojack
03-25-2008, 00:41
So, where's he tonight?
Georgia, probably. :D

Dances with Mice
03-25-2008, 06:12
Matt has yet to call me, and I really wonder if he even cares anymore.;)The kids these days, what can you do? And after all we've done for them! They never call, they never write, they don't bring you flowers.

Heater
03-25-2008, 06:33
The kids these days, what can you do? And after all we've done for them! They never call, they never write, they don't bring you flowers.

Flowers. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeAUA-rAwdI)

Dances with Mice
03-25-2008, 06:44
Flowers. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeAUA-rAwdI)Right. You think it would break their arm to do something nice for their mothers.

So how many "Where's Matthewski" thread readers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. We'll just sit here in the dark. We don't want to be a burden on anyone.

camojack
03-25-2008, 08:39
Right. You think it would break their arm to do something nice for their mothers.

So how many "Where's Matthewski" thread readers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. We'll just sit here in the dark. We don't want to be a burden on anyone.
You would think, out of over 10,000 "Where's Matthewski" thread readers, someone would change the damned lightbulb. :-?

Panzer1
03-25-2008, 08:46
Today will be another sunny day on the trail for our hero..

high of 59 degrees. winds 5 to 10 mph

Panzer

jhick
03-25-2008, 09:09
http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj132/l8tr_dude/weather.jpg

Dances with Mice
03-25-2008, 09:18
Did anybody else hear about this? (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20080325/twl-uk-russia-cult-d59542a.html)


MOSCOW (Reuters) - Around 30 people, including some children, have barricaded themselves into the caves dug out of a hill in the Penza region of central Russia. They say the world will end on May 28.Did I miss a memo or what? Is this like Y2K only Y5/28? Damn, I already paid the deposit for our summer vacation and everything.


But, more important, should we tell Matt to hurry?

Johnny Thunder
03-25-2008, 09:19
Maybe we can get together for dinner before you leave like Matt planned, before he decided to get a head start... :o

CamoJack,

I'm not sure what I can fit in. There's a long-shot chance that I might be able to swing by that thing with that guy on Saturday evening. Even then it is tough since T and I will be coming back from an engagement party. I'll call you/Panzer on Saturday evening if it's a possibility. I "sort of" know the area.

In any event, send-offs are sad. Let's instead take this opportunity to focus on a more apt homecoming celebration. I say we call this event "The Billville Hiker Feed". What do you think? Maybe we could have an innagural room 23 indian leg wrestling competition. I use HGH and I think Matty blood dopes so you guys are pretty much screwed.

Good luck over the next months if I don't see you.

Johnny

camojack
03-25-2008, 09:40
http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj132/l8tr_dude/weather.jpg
:jump:banana:clapSWEET!!! :clap:banana:jump


Did anybody else hear about this? (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20080325/twl-uk-russia-cult-d59542a.html)


MOSCOW (Reuters) - Around 30 people, including some children, have barricaded themselves into the caves dug out of a hill in the Penza region of central Russia. They say the world will end on May 28.Did I miss a memo or what? Is this like Y2K only Y5/28? Damn, I already paid the deposit for our summer vacation and everything.
But, more important, should we tell Matt to hurry?

Why spoil his hike? When the End Of The World comes, it won't matter anyhow.


CamoJack,
I'm not sure what I can fit in. There's a long-shot chance that I might be able to swing by that thing with that guy on Saturday evening. Even then it is tough since T and I will be coming back from an engagement party. I'll call you/Panzer on Saturday evening if it's a possibility. I "sort of" know the area.
In any event, send-offs are sad. Let's instead take this opportunity to focus on a more apt homecoming celebration. I say we call this event "The Billville Hiker Feed". What do you think? Maybe we could have an innagural room 23 indian leg wrestling competition. I use HGH and I think Matty blood dopes so you guys are pretty much screwed.
Good luck over the next months if I don't see you.
I hope the long shot works out, but if not: HAPPY TRAILS!!!

Feel free to PM me for my address and whatnot...

Panzer1
03-25-2008, 15:11
A quiet has come over the thread while we await further news of our intrepid hero.

Panzer

Johnny Thunder
03-25-2008, 15:14
Bet you 20 bucks he's somewhere.

Dances with Mice
03-25-2008, 15:15
A quiet has come over the thread while we await further news of our intrepid hero.Don't say that; somebody might start a math game.

Tin Man
03-25-2008, 15:15
Bet you 20 bucks he's somewhere.

Does the twilight zone count as "somewhere"? :)

Gray Blazer
03-25-2008, 15:45
Does the twilight zone count as "somewhere"? :)

Ask Talking Tina.

Shadowmoss
03-25-2008, 17:23
*Shadowmoss slips a jug of undrinkium over here just in case someone decides to break into math*

dmb658
03-25-2008, 17:49
just saw mathewski last night at deep gap shelter last night, i'm staying at the cloud9 hostel now. he was planning on heading into hiawassi to get a chicken breast, a dozen eggs, and a pound of bacon. he wanted the first hitch into town and the first hitch out, when i woke up at 7am, he was just headed out of the shelter. so he should be either at plumorchard or somewhere in north carolina..

camojack
03-25-2008, 18:52
just saw mathewski last night at deep gap shelter last night, i'm staying at the cloud9 hostel now. he was planning on heading into hiawassi to get a chicken breast, a dozen eggs, and a pound of bacon. he wanted the first hitch into town and the first hitch out, when i woke up at 7am, he was just headed out of the shelter. so he should be either at plumorchard or somewhere in north carolina..
He called from the grocery store in Hiawassee this morning, around 10 AM...

Skidsteer
03-25-2008, 19:07
Right on schedule for the Bash.

Good. I was disappointed when he missed Soruck this year.

Lone Wolf
03-25-2008, 19:08
he's goin' slow to hit ron's party on friday in franklin

Skidsteer
03-25-2008, 19:11
he's goin' slow to hit ron's party on friday in franklin

Outstanding.

camojack
03-25-2008, 19:15
Right on schedule for the Bash.

Good. I was disappointed when he missed Soruck this year.
Me too...we almost went to it, but the weather was bad.

Panzer1
03-25-2008, 19:38
just saw mathewski last night at deep gap shelter last night, i'm staying at the cloud9 hostel now. he was planning on heading into hiawassi to get a chicken breast, a dozen eggs, and a pound of bacon. he wanted the first hitch into town and the first hitch out, when i woke up at 7am, he was just headed out of the shelter. so he should be either at plumorchard or somewhere in north carolina..

"...and a pound of bacon" That's our boy.:)

Panzer

Lone Wolf
03-25-2008, 19:43
"...and a pound of bacon" That's our boy.:)

Panzer

he started at springer with 3 lbs. but mala's untrained "therapy" dog ate quite a bit of it. raw.

TheTank
03-25-2008, 19:47
just saw mathewski last night at deep gap shelter last night, i'm staying at the cloud9 hostel now. he was planning on heading into hiawassi to get a chicken breast, a dozen eggs, and a pound of bacon. he wanted the first hitch into town and the first hitch out, when i woke up at 7am, he was just headed out of the shelter. so he should be either at plumorchard or somewhere in north carolina..


I want to know what he is thinking only getting one pound of bacon. He and I ate that much for a single lunch on a day hike during the Winter Warmer. I do not know how long he is planning on going before resupplying again, but I expect more then a couple days, I think he should be carrying more bacon.

camojack
03-25-2008, 20:31
With all this talk of bacon, I'm going to make a B.L.T. for myself... :p

TOW
03-25-2008, 20:42
Matty has not called me today, yet.

Lugnut
03-25-2008, 22:40
he started at springer with 3 lbs. but mala's untrained "therapy" dog ate quite a bit of it. raw.


What's a therapy dog?

Dances with Mice
03-25-2008, 23:20
he started at springer with 3 lbs. but mala's untrained "therapy" dog ate quite a bit of it. raw.I've never been able to train my dogs to fry it either.

Panzer1
03-25-2008, 23:42
End of day 9...

Panzer

Lone Wolf
03-26-2008, 03:37
What's a therapy dog?

an overweight dog that just lies around and begs food i guess

Dances with Mice
03-26-2008, 06:28
an overweight dog that just lies around and begs food i guessI believe I'm a therapist.

camojack
03-26-2008, 06:35
I believe I'm a therapist.
The rapist? :confused:

Dances with Mice
03-26-2008, 08:02
The rapist? No, I'm on salary but not in Management.

camojack
03-26-2008, 08:57
No, I'm on salary but not in Management.
I'm neither...but I hear ya. :(

Johnny Thunder
03-26-2008, 09:07
A leather glove?

Wonder
03-26-2008, 09:48
Matty has not called me today, yet.

Me either.....but I don't care....I know that he still loves me:D
Go Matty! GO!

Heater
03-26-2008, 10:05
I'm either...but I hear ya. :(

I am not, officially. But I am.... unofficially. This sucks.
Like I told Matty...
"one more year and I break loose of the machine."

Yeah! :banana




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Johnny Thunder
03-26-2008, 10:06
I have a new computer and a bright future in sales.

Dances with Mice
03-26-2008, 10:37
I have a new computer and a bright future in sales.I try to focus, I'm staring at the screen
Pretending like I know what all these little flashing lights mean.

I want to say one word to you. Just one word. Are you listening? Plastics.

Dances with Mice
03-26-2008, 11:04
But enough about us wage slaves. Let's celebrate the man who's shook free of The Man's shackles.

I think he's out of Georgia. Hand lettered signs are appearing at road crossings behind him - "Lost Pig, Reward Offered for Return".

camojack
03-26-2008, 11:27
But enough about us wage slaves. Let's celebrate the man who's shook free of The Man's shackles.

I think he's out of Georgia. Hand lettered signs are appearing at road crossings behind him - "Lost Pig, Reward Offered for Return".
I think he should be out of Georgia by now, yes.

He called from the grocery store in Hiawassee yesterday morning, after hitching from Dick's Creek Gap, I presume.

So if he got back to where he left off in a timely manner, it's what, 10 miles (give or take) to Bly Gap from there?

Gray Blazer
03-26-2008, 11:30
I want to say one word to you. Just one word. Are you listening? Plastics.

Was that from The Graduate? Koo Koo Ka Choo.

Dances with Mice
03-26-2008, 11:52
He called from the grocery store in Hiawassee yesterday morning, after hitching from Dick's Creek Gap, I presume.

So if he got back to where he left off in a timely manner, it's what, 10 miles (give or take) to Bly Gap from there?Yeah, Bly's not a hard walk from Dick's Creek. Did anybody call the Lost & Found at the grocery store to see if somone left behind a hiking staff?

Thru Hiker Wife
03-26-2008, 12:00
I try to focus, I'm staring at the screen
Pretending like I know what all these little flashing lights mean.

I want to say one word to you. Just one word. Are you listening? Plastics.

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/violent002.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

Wonder
03-26-2008, 12:21
Was that from The Graduate? Koo Koo Ka Choo.

I am the Walrus

Panzer1
03-26-2008, 12:24
I think he should be out of Georgia by now, yes.

He called from the grocery store in Hiawassee yesterday morning, after hitching from Dick's Creek Gap, I presume.

So if he got back to where he left off in a timely manner, it's what, 10 miles (give or take) to Bly Gap from there?

That means he did Georgia in 10 days. Congratulations Matty on your first state. Well done. In your honor, I just gave $2 to a homeless person on Market street.

Panzer

Gray Blazer
03-26-2008, 12:25
I am the Walrus

The Walrus and Mrs. Robinson??:confused:

Lone Wolf
03-26-2008, 12:41
That means he did Georgia in 10 days. Congratulations Matty on your first state. Well done. In your honor, I just gave $2 to a homeless person on Market street.

Panzer

how much is a crack rock?

Wonder
03-26-2008, 12:54
most bums on the street in Philly are Drunks.......the crack heads hang out in abandoned warehouses

Johnny Thunder
03-26-2008, 13:17
most bums on the street in Philly are Drunks.......the crack heads hang out in abandoned warehouses

The Fake House?

Dances with Mice
03-26-2008, 14:01
For the Philly-philes - name the locations:

Georgia waves goodbye (http://www.philart.net/images/large/liberty.jpg)to Matt (http://www.philart.net/images/large/journey.jpg)as he head's towards the festivities (http://www.philart.net/images/large/pafa8.jpg) at Ron's.

zoidfu
03-26-2008, 14:07
For the Philly-philes - name the locations:

Georgia waves goodbye (http://www.philart.net/images/large/liberty.jpg)to Matt (http://www.philart.net/images/large/journey.jpg)as he head's towards the festivities (http://www.philart.net/images/large/pafa8.jpg) at Ron's.

The first is from 5th street near Market by the American Jewish history museum.

Panzer1
03-26-2008, 14:51
For those of you who know Matty, he has spent a lot of time helping the homeless in phila.

Panzer

Lone Wolf
03-26-2008, 14:54
helping how?

STEVEM
03-26-2008, 15:03
helping how?

He teaches them to spell.

Panzer1
03-26-2008, 15:15
helping how?

one guy he gave a place to live for 3 months.
The last we heard this guy got a job and now his own place to live.

He picks up homeless people and takes them to the laundrymat
and washes everything in their bags, then buys them a meal.

He gives them money and food.

He lets them use his cell phone to make calls to family, ect..

Panzer

TOW
03-26-2008, 16:56
one guy he gave a place to live for 3 months.
The last we heard this guy got a job and now his own place to live.

He picks up homeless people and takes them to the laundrymat
and washes everything in their bags, then buys them a meal.

He gives them money and food.

He lets them use his cell phone to make calls to family, ect..

Panzer
I have no doubt about that............:sun

TOW
03-26-2008, 16:57
Matty has not called me today, yet............

Jaybird62
03-26-2008, 16:59
one guy he gave a place to live for 3 months.
The last we heard this guy got a job and now his own place to live.

He picks up homeless people and takes them to the laundrymat
and washes everything in their bags, then buys them a meal.

He gives them money and food.

He lets them use his cell phone to make calls to family, ect..

Panzer
That's awesome. Sounds like a REALly cool dude. Have a great hike Matty!!:sun:sun:sun

sloopjonboswell
03-26-2008, 18:19
yay matty! hope to see you whilst yer still in north carolina.

Panzer1
03-26-2008, 19:17
I have no doubt about that............:sun

He does more to help but that's just to name a few things..

Panzer

Flush2wice
03-26-2008, 20:41
He does more to help but that's just to name a few things..

Panzer
He reads to the deaf too.

smokymtnsteve
03-26-2008, 20:44
shows the blind folks all the sights around town.

Mother's Finest
03-26-2008, 22:00
For the Philly-philes - name the locations:

Georgia waves goodbye (http://www.philart.net/images/large/liberty.jpg)to Matt (http://www.philart.net/images/large/journey.jpg)as he head's towards the festivities (http://www.philart.net/images/large/pafa8.jpg) at Ron's.

Couldn't tell ya, couldn't tell ya and couldn't tell ya. But the last one looks like it might be near Independance Hall?

why didn't you post a picture of Geno's, something easy....

peace
mf

Jaybird62
03-26-2008, 22:31
Couldn't tell ya, couldn't tell ya and couldn't tell ya. But the last one looks like it might be near Independance Hall?

why didn't you post a picture of Geno's, something easy....

peace
mf
Historic Philly rocks man. I just visited Ind. Hall recently, and that whole area is just such a cool place to explore. Love Historic Philly. Beginning of White History on this beautiful lay of land...

Wonder
03-26-2008, 23:33
one guy he gave a place to live for 3 months.
The last we heard this guy got a job and now his own place to live.

He picks up homeless people and takes them to the laundrymat
and washes everything in their bags, then buys them a meal.

He gives them money and food.

He lets them use his cell phone to make calls to family, ect..

Panzer


I've seen him help them with my own two eyes.....:sun

Wonder
03-26-2008, 23:34
For the Philly-philes - name the locations:

Georgia waves goodbye (http://www.philart.net/images/large/liberty.jpg)to Matt (http://www.philart.net/images/large/journey.jpg)as he head's towards the festivities (http://www.philart.net/images/large/pafa8.jpg) at Ron's.

K and A

camojack
03-27-2008, 01:09
K and A
I don't think he hangs out in Kensington...but that's where my parents came from.

trailangelmary
03-27-2008, 02:29
That means he did Georgia in 10 days. Congratulations Matty on your first state. Well done. In your honor, I just gave $2 to a homeless person on Market street.
That's Awesome, Panzer. He'll love it.

Dances with Mice
03-27-2008, 06:02
He picks up homeless people and takes them to the laundrymat and washes everything in their bags, then buys them a meal.

He gives them money and food.

He lets them use his cell phone to make calls to family, ect..It's all true. And MS told me how much he appreciated it.

StarLyte
03-27-2008, 06:29
God Bless you Matty...you are loved. :sun

camojack
03-27-2008, 07:37
He picks up homeless people and takes them to the laundrymat and washes everything in their bags, then buys them a meal.

He gives them money and food.

He lets them use his cell phone to make calls to family, ect..

It's all true. And MS told me how much he appreciated it.
Good one!!!


God Bless you Matty...you are loved. :sun
By many, to be sure. :rolleyes:

Wonder
03-27-2008, 10:40
I don't think he hangs out in Kensington...but that's where my parents came from.

NAh, that's just where the crack warehouses are.....and a bunch of chop shops too! I was a patient at St. Christophers when I was young......and I thought Upper Darby was rough!!! Stupid suburban girl! (This was back when UD was still a suburb)

jhick
03-27-2008, 11:05
I always found it funny, how nice of an area that Kensington sounds... seeing it is another matter.

Panzer1
03-27-2008, 13:24
Couldn't tell ya, couldn't tell ya and couldn't tell ya. But the last one looks like it might be near Independance Hall?

why didn't you post a picture of Geno's, something easy....

peace
mf

Yes it is near independence hall. Its at 5th and Market, on Market street, about 30 yeards from the intersection. I saw it this morning. It had a pigion sitting on it head. Never really noticed it before.

Panzer

Panzer1
03-27-2008, 14:50
Its in the 70's today and tomorrow. I guess he's not going to be needing that 20 below sleeping bag.:-?

Panzer

Gray Blazer
03-27-2008, 17:08
Its in the 70's today and tomorrow. I guess he's not going to be needing that 20 below sleeping bag.:-?

Panzer
I wouldn't get rid of it yet. Prolly won't get 20 below. I'm not a weatherman, but I did stay at the Hiawassee Holiday Inn Express.:banana

Johnny Thunder
03-27-2008, 17:12
Its in the 70's today and tomorrow. I guess he's not going to be needing that 20 below sleeping bag.:-?

Panzer

I'd like to thank you and Camo Jack for convincing Matty to carry an extra 2 pounds of useless down. That AND the dozen-odd railroad spikes I lashed to his internal frame should slow him down considerably. I'd put the over/under of our meeting at Erwin, TN.

Dances, you want to make a bet?

Mother's Finest
03-27-2008, 18:01
I'd like to thank you and Camo Jack for convincing Matty to carry an extra 2 pounds of useless down. That AND the dozen-odd railroad spikes I lashed to his internal frame should slow him down considerably. I'd put the over/under of our meeting at Erwin, TN.

Dances, you want to make a bet?

You will catch the man.

You have the tools and you have the talent. Now all you need is Winston Zedimore and you will be there.

peace
mf

Panzer--what were you doing in Center City? You working down there now?

camojack
03-27-2008, 18:07
I'd like to thank you and Camo Jack for convincing Matty to carry an extra 2 pounds of useless down. That AND the dozen-odd railroad spikes I lashed to his internal frame should slow him down considerably. I'd put the over/under of our meeting at Erwin, TN.

Dances, you want to make a bet?
Heh...well, it wasn't to slow him down so you could catch him, but you're welcome. :p

Mother's Finest
03-27-2008, 18:28
Heh...well, it wasn't to slow him down so you could catch him, but you're welcome. :p


I know why you did it.....Big Love. You did not want our brother to Freeze some night.

peace
mf

Panzer1
03-27-2008, 21:24
Well he can always switch the 20 below bag for his 25 above bag. I think that was the original plan. At some point he will send the heavy bag home and get the lighter bag. Although I don't know who is holding the lighter bag for him.

Panzer

Panzer1
03-27-2008, 21:30
Panzer--what were you doing in Center City? You working down there now?

Yea, Ive been working there for 3 years now. As a computer programmer for an insurance company. I write/maintain the programs that print the insurance policies.

Panzer

Panzer1
03-27-2008, 21:43
I'd like to thank you and Camo Jack for convincing Matty to carry an extra 2 pounds of useless down.

Well, his pack is so light that the extra 2 pounds won't make a difference. Besides he's probably sleeping outside of his tent anyway.

Panzer

camojack
03-28-2008, 00:22
I know why you did it.....Big Love. You did not want our brother to Freeze some night.

peace
mf
Of course. :)

Whoosk
03-28-2008, 04:55
Jack is heading south too. Perhaps they are planning to hike together? Has there been any Dude sightings?


Hello to all. I am Max, Matthewskis son (yes he has offspring, scary no?). Although I am not sure of the whereabouts of my wandering father, I did have a "Dude sighting" as you called it. I was coolin' (yes, coolin') at my fathers apartment in South Philadelphia about 5 days ago with a few friends when we spotted this so-called "Dude" aka Brendan Fitzpatrick entering the building via the street level stairway. Just as I was locking the door I turned and caught a glimpse of this "Dude". He looked as though he had been walking for...well not that long, actually I'm quite positive he drove there, but regardless, here he was standing in front of me. He hesitantly approached me and uttered "You must be Max" to which I replied, "Ah yes 'The Dude';we meet at last". We exchanged a few more words in which he explained to me that he was there to "pick something up". Little did he know that I was not fooled by his flimsy and transparent alibi, for when I returned to my father's humble abode, my nasal passages were engulfed in the smell of burnt marijuana.

To this day I do not know whether or not "The Dude" ingested the marijuana smoke purely for his own enjoyment, or if it was a friendly attempt to mask the enticing scent of blunts (yes we smoke quite a lot of blunts in Philadelphia) that had been previously smoked by my comrades and I. It's even quite possible that the lingering odor of marijuana was a mere pawn in a clever ploy, all ingeniously orchestrated by your beloved "Dude" in an effort to camouflage the stench of a substance so foul that one would have to be invincible to withstand, say for instance the BO of a thru-hiker! Whatever his hidden agenda was that day, I have come to this one final and certain conclusion:

Dude...I'm intrigued. Why don't you drop by sometime and we can discuss, and demonstrate, the fine art of inhalation. (Weed only, ABSOLUTELY NO meth,crack,coke,heroin,ecstasy,opium,mushrooms,aci d,mollies,special k,promethazine,GHB,nitrous,china white,doses,raw,ready rock,LSD,xanis,perks,oxys,uppers and/or downers, and ESPECIALLY NO Jenkem!!!)

Everyone I hope you have enjoyed reading my outrageously long thread, and if anyone out there took the time to read all the way down here, you can tell my dad i said "What it be homeslice?". For any non-believers, I am in fact the one and only child of Matthew Claude Weinstone, and heir to the MATCO fortune. I can see where any doubt would arise as to how a man with such grammatical difficulty could have given life to a future Pulitzer prize winner just 18 years ago, but in any case he is in fact my Pops and if you see him amongst your travels I suggest that you jack him for every last bit of that lightweight gear he has...oh and tell him i said hello.

Happy Trails,

Zachary Maximilian Weinstone aka The Whoosk


PS: I apologize for flooding this page with my one long ass thread, but I think I'm finally done. Got it all out. And it's only 5 am!

Tin Man
03-28-2008, 06:53
Hello to all. I am Max, Matthewskis son (yes he has offspring, scary no?). Although I am not sure of the whereabouts of my wandering father, I did have a "Dude sighting" as you called it. I was coolin' (yes, coolin') at my fathers apartment in South Philadelphia about 5 days ago with a few friends when we spotted this so-called "Dude" aka Brendan Fitzpatrick entering the building via the street level stairway. Just as I was locking the door I turned and caught a glimpse of this "Dude". He looked as though he had been walking for...well not that long, actually I'm quite positive he drove there, but regardless, here he was standing in front of me. He hesitantly approached me and uttered "You must be Max" to which I replied, "Ah yes 'The Dude';we meet at last". We exchanged a few more words in which he explained to me that he was there to "pick something up". Little did he know that I was not fooled by his flimsy and transparent alibi, for when I returned to my father's humble abode, my nasal passages were engulfed in the smell of burnt marijuana.

To this day I do not know whether or not "The Dude" ingested the marijuana smoke purely for his own enjoyment, or if it was a friendly attempt to mask the enticing scent of blunts (yes we smoke quite a lot of blunts in Philadelphia) that had been previously smoked by my comrades and I. It's even quite possible that the lingering odor of marijuana was a mere pawn in a clever ploy, all ingeniously orchestrated by your beloved "Dude" in an effort to camouflage the stench of a substance so foul that one would have to be invincible to withstand, say for instance the BO of a thru-hiker! Whatever his hidden agenda was that day, I have come to this one final and certain conclusion:

Dude...I'm intrigued. Why don't you drop by sometime and we can discuss, and demonstrate, the fine art of inhalation. (Weed only, ABSOLUTELY NO meth,crack,coke,heroin,ecstasy,opium,mushrooms,aci d,mollies,special k,promethazine,GHB,nitrous,china white,doses,raw,ready rock,LSD,xanis,perks,oxys,uppers and/or downers, and ESPECIALLY NO Jenkem!!!)

Everyone I hope you have enjoyed reading my outrageously long thread, and if anyone out there took the time to read all the way down here, you can tell my dad i said "What it be homeslice?". For any non-believers, I am in fact the one and only child of Matthew Claude Weinstone, and heir to the MATCO fortune. I can see where any doubt would arise as to how a man with such grammatical difficulty could have given life to a future Pulitzer prize winner just 18 years ago, but in any case he is in fact my Pops and if you see him amongst your travels I suggest that you jack him for every last bit of that lightweight gear he has...oh and tell him i said hello.

Happy Trails,

Zachary Maximilian Weinstone aka The Whoosk


PS: I apologize for flooding this page with my one long ass thread, but I think I'm finally done. Got it all out. And it's only 5 am!

Hmm. :-? Where did you learn to spell?

Welcome to White Blaze. :welcome

Whoosk
03-28-2008, 07:02
Hmm. :-? Where did you learn to spell?

my mother :)

Whoosk
03-28-2008, 07:04
Damn thats gangsta

<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v496/CooseHole/?action=view&current=GangstaPops.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/CooseHole/GangstaPops.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

Whoosk
03-28-2008, 07:06
oops :D

camojack
03-28-2008, 07:20
Hmm. :-? Where did you learn to spell?

my mother :)
Of this, we have no doubt. ;)


oops :D

3683

OMG! Too funny. :p

Hi, Max; I don't know if you remember old "Camo" Jack, but you met me and my girlfriend when we were dining with your father once.
(At a Vietnamese restaurant off of Washington Ave.)

Sly
03-28-2008, 07:25
Matty was last spotted at Plum Orchard Shelter a couple days ago, is alive and well (except for a pinky toe blister) and should be making the hiker bash in Franklin either today or tomorrow.

Whoosk
03-28-2008, 07:27
this just in....

just got voicemail from matty, he was in rm 23 @ the doyle. i called back a little after he called & went straight to voicemail.

he's almost certainly crashed out on the floor, in his marmot bag, amongst his many snacks & treats, in an apparent ****-overload.

hahaha i wonder if he thinks i dont know he smokes trees. DAD IMMA BOUT TO ROLL A DUTCHIE I SUGGEST YOU DO THE SAME! oh wait i forgot old farts dont like to blow L's, STICK WITH YOUR ZIG ZAGS AND PYREX OLD MAN!

Whoosk
03-28-2008, 07:30
Hi, Max; I don't know if you remember old "Camo" Jack, but you met me and my girlfriend when we were dining with your father once.(At a Vietnamese restaurant off of Washington Ave.)

Yeah I do remember :) whats up camo, are you on the trail too?

Lone Wolf
03-28-2008, 07:31
whats up camo, are you on the trail too?

nah. he's a packsniffin' wannabe

Whoosk
03-28-2008, 07:34
nah. he's a packsniffin' wannabe

haha if hes a wannabe then i dont want to know what i am, the last time i went hiking was when i was like 12 with my dad somewhere in the PA section of the trail around port clinton.

Whoosk
03-28-2008, 07:40
Lwolf are you with him?

Lone Wolf
03-28-2008, 07:41
no. i was with him the first 5 days of his hike

Whoosk
03-28-2008, 07:44
oh. i havent talked to him in a while because my phone broke. are you guys in the carolinas?

Lone Wolf
03-28-2008, 07:45
oh. i havent talked to him in a while because my phone broke. are you guys in the carolinas?

i'm at home in virginia and he's gonna be in franklin, n.c. today

Dances with Mice
03-28-2008, 08:09
Hi, Whoosk.

Did your dad ever mention someone named "Minnesota Smith"? There's a rumor that no such person really exists, he was just a figment of your father's imagination. Do you know anything about that?

Whoosk
03-28-2008, 08:24
Hi, Whoosk.

Did your dad ever mention someone named "Minnesota Smith"? There's a rumor that no such person really exists, he was just a figment of your father's imagination. Do you know anything about that?

haha yeah he is crazy so i wouldnt doubt it, but im pretty sure MS really does exsist. I mean ive seen pics with him and my dad and i mean i guess there isnt really proof that the guy in the pics is Minnesota Smith, but i mean if hes not who is he? the only other person i could think of that would go thru-hiking with my dad under a false alias would be this awesome homless guy from philly named steve (but hes black and the guy in those pics didnt look too dark :p)

do you know The Dude?

the goat
03-28-2008, 08:58
oops :D

dude, that's one of the best photoshops i've seen! lol, a gangsta matt!

whoosk, i've heard a lot about you from your old man.

Whoosk
03-28-2008, 09:16
dude, that's one of the best photoshops i've seen! lol, a gangsta matt!

whoosk, i've heard a lot about you from your old man.

what are you talkin about photoshopped? thats just how he dresses when hes not on the trail haha. The next time anyone talks to him you can tell him my mom, his ex, just made fun of him for using the word ****.

Whoosk
03-28-2008, 09:17
hahaha i cant belive that the word b.obe is blocked!

trailangelmary
03-28-2008, 14:21
Hi Whoosk,
Glad to see you posting here. Hope to get to meet you sometime.

TOW
03-28-2008, 18:16
Whoops! I forgot to mention that I did not recieve a call from Matty yesterday. How can I be so forgetfull in letting all of you know about that? And by the way he has not called me today, yet............

Welcome Whoosk.........

Jaybird62
03-28-2008, 18:48
Hi, Whoosk.

Did your dad ever mention someone named "Minnesota Smith"? There's a rumor that no such person really exists, he was just a figment of your father's imagination. Do you know anything about that?

Oh no.... I see a new thread on the horizon.....

camojack
03-28-2008, 20:04
Yeah I do remember :) whats up camo, are you on the trail too?
I'm wishing I was back on the trail again right about now.

I've been working 7 days/week since I got back from vacation last month.
(Except for the Billville Winter Warmer, that is...)

Ron Haven
03-28-2008, 21:29
just got in to Franklin to the hiker fool bash:banana

Panzer1
03-28-2008, 23:27
just got in to Franklin to the hiker fool bash:banana

Who's there?

Panzer

camojack
03-29-2008, 00:39
just got in to Franklin to the hiker fool bash:banana
He called my house and left a message at about 10:15 PM...saying that he was indeed there. :cool:

And taunting me that I'm not there, too, the booger! :eek:

Dances with Mice
03-29-2008, 00:41
Who's there?Knock, Knock!

That's not the right order, is it?

camojack
03-29-2008, 01:04
Who's there?

Knock, Knock!

That's not the right order, is it?
No, silly. It's like this:


Knock, Knock!

Who's there?
Get it right!!! :D

StarLyte
03-29-2008, 04:43
Hey--whose to say what is right and wrong and out of order.... AS DIVERSE AS WE ARE on this list :bse

I got the phone call last night too, however I had just passed out into a slumber coma from no sleep for 2 days.

I think I heard my budster Fishin' Fred yelling something in the phone ;) I miss you too Fred. I'll see you at Trail Days. Have a blast....you always do!

Matty hike on brother!

Hello Ron !

rcli4
03-29-2008, 07:05
No, silly. It's like this:



Get it right!!! :D

Get it right !!! WHO

Clyde

camojack
03-29-2008, 07:52
Get it right !!! WHO
Clyde

Get it right, dumbass.

Thanks for playin'! :D
(You da man!!!)

Lugnut
03-29-2008, 08:29
I sure hope he calls TOW. :p

Trillium
03-29-2008, 08:36
I think I heard my budster Fishin' Fred yelling something in the phone ;) I miss you too Fred. I'll see you at Trail Days. Have a blast....you always do!
Hello Ron !shucks, I called Fishin' yesterday but could only leave a message on his voicemail. I wish I was down at the Hiker Bash, partying w/ the guys but alas I don't leave for the trail until tomorrow. :(

Hi to Ron as well!

Mother's Finest
03-29-2008, 13:05
Hi Whoosk--

As others have said, your Dad has told me alot about you.

I hope you are doing well as your old man tries to make it up north.

I think you may share some of his artistic talents?

He told me about you guys hiking together, and taking you out in a pretty bad blizzard.

peace
mf

FeO2
03-29-2008, 13:23
knock, knock

rcli4
03-29-2008, 13:31
knock, knock

whos there?

FeO2
03-29-2008, 13:37
whos there?
Noah...

Jack Tarlin
03-29-2008, 13:46
Matty's in Franklin and he looks great. Anyone wants to send a message, send it here and I'll see he gets it.

Mother's Finest
03-29-2008, 14:07
Matty's in Franklin and he looks great. Anyone wants to send a message, send it here and I'll see he gets it.

Nothin like that kind southern air and a little bit of mountain hiking to put a spring back in a mans step.
peace
mf

Trillium
03-29-2008, 15:03
Nothin like that kind southern air and a little bit of mountain hiking to put a spring back in a mans step.
peace
mf
that's what she said.

mweinstone
03-29-2008, 16:04
me, two beers, slyman. room 11. safire. ronnie played music and storys and was the best host last night. hiked in 18 miles over albert yesterday. left at 715, walked slow and easy all day. and arrived winding stair gap 420. second zero of trip today. once at the road at gootch gap for a wild storm and now for the party. second nite under roof last nite. once at neels in malas cabin and last night in slys room. tee shirts and shorts all days and 46 at nite but for a few at 20. warm, safe, well spirited and feeling great. feet perfect. walking out tommorow. will have to catch me johnney. im gone with the wind. my son was accepted to rutgers after being rejected. it was a mistake. go max! i love you boy. max you need a new phone. ive arranged it.

Two Speed
03-29-2008, 16:56
. . . and last night in slys room. . . . i love you boy . . . Need I say more?

TOW
03-29-2008, 17:35
matty has not called me today, yet.............

minnesotasmith
03-29-2008, 21:29
Matty's in Franklin and he looks great. Anyone wants to send a message, send it here and I'll see he gets it.

1) Is there anything you need? I'll try to find it and send it to you.

2) Did you get a chance to go inside the hostel at Neels?

3) Will you go in the outfitter store at the NOC?

camojack
03-30-2008, 00:34
Quote:
Originally Posted by mweinstone http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/wb_style/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/showthread.php?p=579635#post579635)
. . . and last night in slys room. . . . i love you boy . . .

Need I say more?
Oh, you're bad! :eek:

Lugnut
03-30-2008, 00:40
Matty's in Franklin and he looks great. Anyone wants to send a message, send it here and I'll see he gets it.

Call Larry! :banana

mweinstone
03-30-2008, 07:28
splitting to winding stair gap now.all others asleep. hitching.

Sly
03-30-2008, 07:29
bye matty, it was nice.

Heater
03-30-2008, 07:38
splitting to winding stair gap now.all others asleep. hitching.

Do you have bacon?

:-?

camojack
03-30-2008, 09:59
splitting to winding stair gap now.all others asleep. hitching.
Matt called me right before he sent this; he told me he was leaving Franklin, NC shortly thereafter.

He neglected to mention whether or not he had bacon, though...

TOW
03-30-2008, 17:48
Matty has not called me today, yet.............

Heater
03-30-2008, 18:04
Matty has not called me today, yet.............

Uhmmm... what did you SAY to him that would make him treat you thisaway?

:-?

minnesotasmith
03-30-2008, 18:11
Matty has not called me today, yet.............

I thought it was the women who would complain "He never calls...". ;)

saimyoji
03-30-2008, 18:19
I thought it was the women who would complain "He never calls...". ;)

It is in this case too. :rolleyes: :D

Tin Man
03-30-2008, 19:21
It is in this case too. :rolleyes: :D

Oi vey.... pass the bacon.

Panzer1
03-30-2008, 20:10
FYI

There are 27 posts in this thread that refer to "bacon"..:-?

Panzer

camojack
03-30-2008, 20:18
FYI
There are 27 posts in this thread that refer to "bacon"..:-?
In this case, they're quite ON topic, though... :D

Tin Man
03-30-2008, 20:20
Score:

bacon - 29

phone - 31

A-Train
03-30-2008, 20:22
This thread will have around 11,000 posts by the time Matt finishes, if it stays at this pace, and he finishes.

I hate bacon.

mudhead
03-30-2008, 20:28
Canadian bacon rules!

I wonder if Matt likes all bacon, or if he has favorites.

Tin Man
03-30-2008, 20:31
Canadian bacon rules!

I wonder if Matt likes all bacon, or if he has favorites.

Uh, maybe we shouldn't turn this into a bacon posting contest. ;)

camojack
03-30-2008, 21:17
I wonder if Matt likes all bacon, or if he has favorites.
He definitely has favorites. :)

Sly
03-30-2008, 21:19
AFAIK he left this morning with both bacon and steak.

camojack
03-30-2008, 21:21
AFAIK he left this morning with both bacon and steak.
I'd be surprised if he hadn't. :D

Panzer1
03-31-2008, 06:50
beginning of week 3...

panzer

ps this has been a bacon free post.

camojack
03-31-2008, 06:53
beginning of week 3...
ps this has been a bacon free post.
Uh-uh...you mentioned bacon, so how can it be a "bacon free" post?

Wait a minute; bacon free?! I'll be right over... :D

TOW
03-31-2008, 08:01
I thought it was the women who would complain "He never calls...". ;)
What are ya sayin MS, don't beat around the bush boy............

TOW
03-31-2008, 08:02
This thread will have around 11,000 posts by the time Matt finishes, if it stays at this pace, and he finishes.

I hate bacon.
He'll finish and he loves bacon............

ARambler
03-31-2008, 09:06
Go .........

ARambler
03-31-2008, 09:07
Matt. Ramlber

ARambler
03-31-2008, 09:10
I just wanted post 666. Typos just seeem right.
Franklin was fun in Feb and October last year. It's good to hear good news about the Bash this year.
Rambler

Lone Wolf
03-31-2008, 09:44
he's called me every day since i left georgia on the 19th

camojack
03-31-2008, 09:59
he's called me every day since i left georgia on the 19th
Bah! Humbug!!! :D

minnesotasmith
03-31-2008, 11:57
he's called me every day since i left georgia on the 19th

:eek:Does Gypsy know about this? Bet you haven't told her everything yet... :D

TOW
03-31-2008, 15:42
he's called me every day since i left georgia on the 19th
Horsecrap!

He has..........?:eek:

TOW
03-31-2008, 15:42
Matty has not called me today, yet....................

rcli4
03-31-2008, 17:38
He'll finish and he loves bacon............

25 to 1

rcli4
03-31-2008, 17:38
:banana:banana:banana25 pounds of bacon 1 thru hike:sun:sun:sun

smokymtnsteve
03-31-2008, 17:47
:eek:Does Gypsy know about this? Bet you haven't told her everything yet... :D


sounds like LOVE!

Panzer1
03-31-2008, 18:40
he's called me every day since i left georgia on the 19th

Thats because your his "special" friend.:):):)

Panzer

ps he hasn't called me yet:(:(:(

Dances with Mice
03-31-2008, 21:12
Matty has not called me today, yet....................I told him to quit calling me. I mean, once or twice a week was ok but five or six times a day every day is a little much.

Two Speed
03-31-2008, 21:15
:banana:banana:banana25 pounds of bacon 1 thru hike:sun:sun:sunDamn shame the trail name "Bear Magnet" is already taken.

TOW
03-31-2008, 21:46
Damn shame the trail name "Bear Magnet" is already taken.
:D:D:D:D

Sly
03-31-2008, 21:50
Damn shame the trail name "Bear Magnet" is already taken.

Matty has a method to his madness. He cooks his bacon in the morning, the bears don''t show up until he's long gone. :D

Two Speed
03-31-2008, 22:01
How about that. I didn't know bear were picky about whether or not bacon was cooked.

Sly
03-31-2008, 22:10
How about that. I didn't know bear were picky about whether or not bacon was cooked.

Has something to do with smoke/odors waffling through the air, opposed to sealed packs.

Two Speed
03-31-2008, 22:13
You pack seals? Dang, I didn't know you're Canadian!

Hmmm, that brings up Canadian bacon. And the circle closes and all is as it should be.

wakapak
03-31-2008, 22:25
You pack seals? Dang, I didn't know you're Canadian!

Hmmm, that brings up Canadian bacon. And the circle closes and all is as it should be.

mmmmm...bacon....i vividly remember eating a pound of bacon myself while helping my fellow hiking friends cook up breakfast....i was quickly banned from the kitchen, and i think the guys were a little shocked that smaller girl could eat that much bacon! :eek:

Tin Man
03-31-2008, 22:26
You pack seals? Dang, I didn't know you're Canadian!

Hmmm, that brings up Canadian bacon. And the circle closes and all is as it should be.

Canadian seals have bacon inside them???

camojack
04-01-2008, 20:43
Maybe somebody should start a "Where's bacon?" thread... :-?

saimyoji
04-01-2008, 20:47
Youre already there.....new trail name for Matty?

The Baconater

Tin Man
04-01-2008, 21:31
I;m thinkin' ... Steaknbaconater

TOW
04-01-2008, 22:09
Matty has not called me today, yet..............

camojack
04-01-2008, 22:18
Youre already there.....new trail name for Matty?

The Baconater
Or maybe just "Where's bacon?" :D

Lugnut
04-01-2008, 23:51
Matty has not called me today, yet..............

Maybe tomorrow Big Guy, maybe tomorrow. :(

TOW
04-01-2008, 23:55
Maybe tomorrow Big Guy, maybe tomorrow. :(
You would think he would call me? What the heck is he calling Wolf for all the time? But he never calls me or Wonder?

And I got some bacon I was going to give him, but if he ain't gonna call then I'm gonna give it to my girlfriend Sally.

I'll show him..........................:mad:

camojack
04-02-2008, 01:12
You would think he would call me? What the heck is he calling Wolf for all the time? But he never calls me or Wonder?

And I got some bacon I was going to give him, but if he ain't gonna call then I'm gonna give it to my girlfriend Sally.

I'll show him..........................:mad:
He hasn't called me for a couple of days either. :eek:

I wouldn't worry about it...or believe Lone Wolf on the subject, for that matter. ;)

Two Speed
04-02-2008, 05:58
mmmmm...bacon....i vividly remember eating a pound of bacon myself while helping my fellow hiking friends cook up breakfast....i was quickly banned from the kitchen, and i think the guys were a little shocked that smaller girl could eat that much bacon! :eek:

Maybe somebody should start a "Where's bacon?" thread... :-?
Youre already there.....new trail name for Matty?

The Baconater
I;m thinkin' ... Steaknbaconater
Or maybe just "Where's bacon?" :DAll together now: mmmmmm, bacon!

Anyone care to bet what Matthewski's mantra is?

TOW
04-02-2008, 06:55
He hasn't called me for a couple of days either. :eek:

I wouldn't worry about it...or believe Lone Wolf on the subject, for that matter. ;)
I was with Lone Wolf last night and he was rubbing it in pretty good about how Matty calls him all the time. And to top it off you could see the twinkling in his eyes as he said it. Get a load of that will ya!?

Darn Wolf, and darn Matty!:mad:

camojack
04-02-2008, 08:06
I was with Lone Wolf last night and he was rubbing it in pretty good about how Matty calls him all the time. And to top it off you could see the twinkling in his eyes as he said it. Get a load of that will ya!?

Darn Wolf, and darn Matty!:mad:
Don't forget, either...yesterday (last night) was April Fools Day. :eek:

Tin Man
04-02-2008, 08:10
Don't forget, either...yesterday (last night) was April Fools Day. :eek:

Sometimes I wonder if April Fools Day is a year-round celebration at least in some parts of Damascus. :-?

camojack
04-02-2008, 08:24
Sometimes I wonder if April Fools Day is a year-round celebration at least in some parts of Damascus. :-?
Ouch. According to my Caller ID, Matt hasn't called since Sunday morning at about 7 AM.
(6:55 AM, to be precise...)

ed bell
04-02-2008, 08:32
All together now: mmmmmm, bacon!

Anyone care to bet what Matthewski's mantra is?A comedy "bit":rolleyes: from the Conan O'Brian Show: http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/74980/detail/

camojack
04-02-2008, 08:45
A comedy "bit":rolleyes: from the Conan O'Brian Show: http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/74980/detail/
That would be a good "mantra" for Matt. :)

jhick
04-02-2008, 10:32
http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj132/l8tr_dude/bacon.jpg

Mother's Finest
04-02-2008, 18:05
last night our boy was 2.5 miles north of NOC.....he sounded like they had a pretty good group there.

peace
mf

camojack
04-02-2008, 18:16
http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj132/l8tr_dude/bacon.jpg
That's a "keeper"! :D

Panzer1
04-02-2008, 18:42
last night our boy was 2.5 miles north of NOC.....he sounded like they had a pretty good group there.

peace
mf

Did he call you?

Panzer

TOW
04-02-2008, 19:09
Matty has not called me today, yet........

STEVEM
04-02-2008, 19:36
http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj132/l8tr_dude/bacon.jpg


Here you go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvxgM3lr-mg

Panzer1
04-02-2008, 20:14
Matty, look what your missing while your on the trail.
Just 1.2 miles from you apartment as the crow flies:
Largest City Drug Bust Nets 600 Pounds Of Cocaine

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23925382

Panzer

camojack
04-03-2008, 04:00
Matty has not called me today, yet........
Pretty soon, he'll just be stopping by... :D

Tin Man
04-03-2008, 05:58
Pretty soon, he'll just be stopping by... :D

TOW, better stock up on bacon!

TOW
04-03-2008, 10:41
Oh yeah, bacon.............................

You think if I load him down with some bacon while he's here, then when he leaves to continue his hike he will call me?

Fannypack
04-03-2008, 10:44
.... then when he leaves to continue his hike he will call me?
pay some of his cell bill and maybe he will call/text u....

Mother's Finest
04-03-2008, 11:42
Did he call you?

Panzer

I remote viewed it....:)

peace
mf

StarLyte
04-03-2008, 12:16
pay some of his cell bill and maybe he will call/text u....

yeah, it's cheaper than bacon FP.

Almost There
04-03-2008, 19:44
http://whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/files/6/5/9/0/dsc00439.jpg (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/showimage.php?i=23606&original=1&c=member&imageuser=6590)

Can you come up with the caption???

Skidsteer
04-03-2008, 19:48
http://whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/files/6/5/9/0/dsc00439.jpg (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/showimage.php?i=23606&original=1&c=member&imageuser=6590)

Can you come up with the caption???

No, but I can say without a doubt they were watching Solace and KTR in the 'kitchen'.

Heater
04-03-2008, 19:51
http://whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/files/6/5/9/0/dsc00439.jpg (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/showimage.php?i=23606&original=1&c=member&imageuser=6590)

Can you come up with the caption???

"If I am really careful, I can sneak the Bacon right out of his pocket."

peanuts
04-03-2008, 19:53
and the winner is........austex....:D

lucky i finished my drink b4 reading:banana

Lone Wolf
04-03-2008, 20:36
http://whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/files/6/5/9/0/dsc00439.jpg (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/showimage.php?i=23606&original=1&c=member&imageuser=6590)

Can you come up with the caption???

this **** is friggin boring. i wish wolf and gypsy were here. too many newbies :rolleyes:

Panzer1
04-03-2008, 21:02
http://whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/files/6/5/9/0/dsc00439.jpg (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/showimage.php?i=23606&original=1&c=member&imageuser=6590)

Can you come up with the caption???


Is he trying to take something out of that guys pocket?

Panzer

mrc237
04-03-2008, 21:05
http://whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/files/6/5/9/0/dsc00439.jpg (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/showimage.php?i=23606&original=1&c=member&imageuser=6590)

Can you come up with the caption???

gotta nice camel toe goin there

Lone Wolf
04-03-2008, 21:07
OHHH! you ain't right! :D

Almost There
04-03-2008, 21:13
MRC,

I saw it, but wasn't goin' there....moose knuckle might be more apropo!:jump

camojack
04-03-2008, 22:14
Is he trying to take something out of that guys pocket?
Maybe he just put something in there... :-?

Alligator
04-03-2008, 22:16
Maybe he's got a splittie.

TOW
04-04-2008, 03:45
Whoops! I am so forgetful, please forgive me..............

Matty did not call me yesterday, yet...........

camojack
04-04-2008, 03:54
Whoops! I am so forgetful, please forgive me..............

Matty did not call me yesterday, yet...........
How can he call you yesterday now?! :confused:

Tin Man
04-04-2008, 05:42
How can he call you yesterday now?! :confused:

Matty can do anything after he has his bacon.

camojack
04-04-2008, 07:12
Matty can do anything after he has his bacon.
Even spell?! :D

Dances with Mice
04-04-2008, 07:59
Matty can do anything after he has his bacon.Ladies - do NOT wear THIS (http://www.flickr.com/photos/briankusler/2337430825/) on the Trail near Matt.

Save it for when I'm on the Trail...

Tin Man
04-04-2008, 08:06
Even spell?! :D

Waht si wrong wtih his sllipeng? :-?

jhick
04-04-2008, 08:26
ah ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj132/l8tr_dude/bacon2.jpg

Heater
04-04-2008, 09:31
ah ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj132/l8tr_dude/bacon2.jpg

:D:D:D:D:D

Alligator
04-04-2008, 09:40
Whoops! I am so forgetful, please forgive me..............

Matty did not call me yesterday, yet...........Maybe he'll call you from your house.

camojack
04-04-2008, 13:59
ah ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj132/l8tr_dude/bacon2.jpg
Dude...you ROCK!!!

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/music013.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

PS: Matt left a message at 10:30 this morning, whilst I was asleep; he's at the Fontana "Hilton"...

Mother's Finest
04-04-2008, 14:04
http://whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/files/6/5/9/0/dsc00439.jpg (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/showimage.php?i=23606&original=1&c=member&imageuser=6590)

Can you come up with the caption???


Discomfit.

Lugnut
04-04-2008, 16:39
TOW, has Matty called today?

TOW
04-04-2008, 18:33
TOW, has Matty called today?
Nope, I just checked my messages and no phone call? Perhaps I am going to have to send out an envoy to convince him of the fact of how important it is to make contact with TOW.........:-?

I'll be updating the situation here real quick for youins.........stayed tuned, here it comes!

TOW
04-04-2008, 18:33
Matty has not called me today, yet...........

TOW
04-04-2008, 18:37
ah ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj132/l8tr_dude/bacon2.jpg
Bacon Thief! Caught red handed! I never thought Matty would stoop this low for a slab of bacon! On the other hand had it have been me in Matty's place I would have just pulled my gun and said to Phat Chap "This is a robbery, don't make this anything else! Hand over that bacon right now!"

Frolicking Dinosaurs
04-04-2008, 18:50
Pity Phat Chap didn't Matty bag his bacon.

Panzer1
04-04-2008, 19:36
There's some really bad weather heading Matty's way. I hope he's able to get off the trail.

Panzer


PRECIP 100%
Thunderstorms, some heavy this evening, then mainly cloudy with rain likely overnight - a thundershower is possible. Low around 55F. Winds WNW at 5 to 10 mph. 1 to 2 inches of rain expected.

camojack
04-04-2008, 23:13
There's some really bad weather heading Matty's way. I hope he's able to get off the trail.

Matt left a message at 10:30 this morning, whilst I was asleep; he's at the Fontana "Hilton".
He also said he has a blister on his right foot, and he'd stay there again tonight...

Frolicking Dinosaurs
04-05-2008, 00:45
The Fontana Hilton is a good place to be in that sort of storm.

camojack
04-05-2008, 00:47
The Fontana Hilton is a good place to be in that sort of storm.
That's the way I figured it, too... ;)

trailangelmary
04-05-2008, 03:48
He also said he has a blister on his right foot, and he'd stay there again tonight...

Matty, you should have gotten that Avon anti-blister balm and blister solution from me when you were here!

Frolicking Dinosaurs
04-05-2008, 08:33
::: Dino curls a loving tail around Matty and rubs some of TrailAngelMary's balm on his tootsies :::

Two Speed
04-05-2008, 09:50
Matty, you should have gotten that Avon anti-blister balm and blister solution from me when you were here!Bacon grease is just as good, isn't it? :-?

Tin Man
04-05-2008, 18:06
Matty did not call me yesterday, yet...........

TOW, How about today? Has he called you yet?

TOW
04-05-2008, 18:11
TOW, How about today? Has he called you yet?Nope, update coming real quick.............

TOW
04-05-2008, 18:11
Matty has not called me today. yet............