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Desert Lobster
02-04-2004, 18:43
Could he win?

Kerosene
02-04-2004, 18:46
Would he accept the challenge if he was nominated?

A-Train
02-04-2004, 18:53
Just what the citizens of Damascus need: more drinkin, pukin and homosexual sex :) :)

Lone Wolf
02-04-2004, 19:11
I'm running for VICE mayor, in charge of gambling, prostitution, adult video stores and strip joints. :cool:

smokymtnsteve
02-04-2004, 21:55
Just what the citizens of Damascus need: more drinkin, pukin and homosexual sex :) :)


you mean WINGFOOT is going to be mayor and LONE WOLF vice-mayor....
what a combination..I don't think this is goona work. :-?

Kozmic Zian
02-08-2004, 00:42
I'm running for VICE mayor, in charge of gambling, prostitution, adult video stores and strip joints. :cool:

What a lovely guy.................................Oh, 'scuse me...Humorrrrr....?

Lone Wolf
02-08-2004, 09:05
Going thru life with no sense of humor must suck. :p Have a nice day and drive safely.

gungho
02-23-2008, 02:11
I'm running for VICE mayor, in charge of gambling, prostitution, adult video stores and strip joints. :cool:
So, How did the campaign go:D

Smile
02-23-2008, 02:14
I need an absentee ballot :)

bfitz
02-23-2008, 02:21
I'm running for VICE mayor, in charge of gambling, prostitution, adult video stores and strip joints. :cool:You'll get along with the sherriff :eek:

CaseyB
02-23-2008, 02:33
Watcjout, mayor, we got us'ns another thread digger.:D

(according to local rumor there are 8-9 people running for 5 council seats this year so it should be indeed interesting.):rolleyes:

Frolicking Dinosaurs
02-23-2008, 07:44
I'm proposing that Damascus be renamed Billville (http://whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/files/6/0/8/3/TD07BillvilleLandfill.JPG) and that the Mayor (http://whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/files/6/0/8/3/TD07JesteratBillville.JPG), city council (http://whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/files/8/picture_021-med.jpg) , etc. of Billville replace all currently elected officials. The first order of business will of course be installing adequate refrigeration (http://princessleia.com/images/journalpics/vidalia_beer_cooler_sm.jpg) in the town campground and all lunch ladies in town will be replaced (http://whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/files/1/2/8/9/1/billville_women.jpg). The new sheriff (http://whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/files/5/sherffjack-med.jpg) will outlaw any use of deceased groundhogs or digging of holes under anyone's tent.

Sadly, Lone Wolf will not be the mayor, but will move out of town due to excessive chagrin and dismay. However, Trail (http://www.erskinepictures.com/albums/album01/beth_hippy_woodstock.sized.jpg) Days (http://moronland.net/media/pictures/Drunk01.jpg) will become an even bigger party (http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/nm_woodstock_070809_ms.jpg).

Doughnut
02-23-2008, 07:50
Way too much time on your, Uhm dino hands, dino...

bfitz
02-23-2008, 18:12
I'm proposing that Damascus be renamed Billville (http://whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/files/6/0/8/3/TD07BillvilleLandfill.JPG) Pretty maids all in a row...

bfitz
02-23-2008, 18:13
Pretty maids all in a row...I was talking about the new lunch ladies....

warraghiyagey
02-23-2008, 18:15
Just what the citizens of Damascus need: more drinkin, pukin and homosexual sex :) :)
OWWWWWwwwwfrickin-CHUH!!!
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warraghiyagey
02-23-2008, 18:17
I was talking about the new lunch ladies....
Do they have those little milk cartons??? I love those!
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Frolicking Dinosaurs
02-23-2008, 18:28
These statements
Pretty maids all in a row...
I was talking about the new lunch ladies....
With this pic:
http://whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/files/6/0/8/3/TD07BillvilleLandfill.JPG

:eek::eek::eek::eek:
I do believe Bfitz has called the Billville women trashy :D

warraghiyagey
02-23-2008, 18:30
I do believe Bfitz has called the Billville women trashy :D
SWEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!

bfitz
02-23-2008, 19:18
SWEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!Well, to clarify, I can't say definitively that they're all trashy. ;)

warraghiyagey
02-23-2008, 19:54
Well, to clarify, I can't say definitively that they're all trashy. ;)
Oh.

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bfitz
02-23-2008, 19:56
Hey, doesn't this thread belong in the politics forum?

gungho
02-23-2008, 19:58
I'm running for VICE mayor, in charge of gambling, prostitution, adult video stores and strip joints. :cool:

So, is their a second term in your future:D

warraghiyagey
02-23-2008, 19:59
Figures. Wolf always causin trouble even when he didn't do it.

Ron Haven
02-24-2008, 00:00
I'm running for VICE President and Mayor of Dam ass cuss, in charge of gambling, prostitution,selling of slaves,adult video stores,strip joints and other common filth. :cool:This might be a cool idea Wolf.Picture this"You as the mayor and Pirate as the Easter Egg Sheriff,Wonder for the tax collector.I'll come up there and help on the weekend as the dog catcher.Bag of Tricks for the town judge.

Mrs Janet running a biscuit shop and hostel.We could have Sly to make business calls for potential customers and Mattewski to scare off haints. Baltimore Jack taking peoples pulse to see if they can make it up Mt Rogers and we could have an evening gathering for council at Dot's with a big screen tv checking out them movies and setting up Minnie,Flossie,and Agnus for the night.

Take up a daily collection for the Po lease,Rescue Squad, and the Far Department to go on an errand over in Abingdon and turn on their whistles for the kids.What chee thank ???????????
:-?;):D:banana

And if they ain't enough comotion you could reeve up that Harley you got.

warraghiyagey
02-24-2008, 00:16
This might be a cool idea Wolf.Picture this"You as the mayor and Pirate as the Easter Egg Sheriff,Wonder for the tax collector.I'll come up there and help on the weekend as the dog catcher.Bag of Tricks for the town judge.

Mrs Janet running a biscuit shop and hostel.We could have Sly to make business calls for potential customers and Mattewski to scare off haints. Baltimore Jack taking peoples pulse to see if they can make it up Mt Rogers and we could have an evening gathering for council at Dot's with a big screen tv checking out them movies and setting up Minnie,Flossie,and Agnus for the night.

Take up a daily collection for the Po lease,Rescue Squad, and the Far Department to go on an errand over in Abingdon and turn on their whistles for the kids.What chee thank ???????????
:-?;):D:banana

And if they ain't enough comotion you could reeve up that Harley you got.

Great idea. 'The Wizard of Oz' meets 'The Andy Griffith show' meets Damascus.

gungho
02-24-2008, 00:20
Now that's a town I would like to visit:-? But,never live:D

Wonder
02-24-2008, 00:52
That sounds about right....but I'm not down with the IRS......how's about you just book me as social director.




This might be a cool idea Wolf.Picture this"You as the mayor and Pirate as the Easter Egg Sheriff,Wonder for the tax collector.I'll come up there and help on the weekend as the dog catcher.Bag of Tricks for the town judge.

Mrs Janet running a biscuit shop and hostel.We could have Sly to make business calls for potential customers and Mattewski to scare off haints. Baltimore Jack taking peoples pulse to see if they can make it up Mt Rogers and we could have an evening gathering for council at Dot's with a big screen tv checking out them movies and setting up Minnie,Flossie,and Agnus for the night.

Take up a daily collection for the Po lease,Rescue Squad, and the Far Department to go on an errand over in Abingdon and turn on their whistles for the kids.What chee thank ???????????
:-?;):D:banana

And if they ain't enough comotion you could reeve up that Harley you got.

Jason of the Woods
02-24-2008, 00:59
You got my vote but I'd have to move there and set up a homestead.:)

Lone Wolf
02-24-2008, 00:59
This might be a cool idea Wolf.Picture this"You as the mayor and Pirate as the Easter Egg Sheriff,Wonder for the tax collector.I'll come up there and help on the weekend as the dog catcher.Bag of Tricks for the town judge.

Mrs Janet running a biscuit shop and hostel.We could have Sly to make business calls for potential customers and Mattewski to scare off haints. Baltimore Jack taking peoples pulse to see if they can make it up Mt Rogers and we could have an evening gathering for council at Dot's with a big screen tv checking out them movies and setting up Minnie,Flossie,and Agnus for the night.

Take up a daily collection for the Po lease,Rescue Squad, and the Far Department to go on an errand over in Abingdon and turn on their whistles for the kids.What chee thank ???????????
:-?;):D:banana

And if they ain't enough comotion you could reeve up that Harley you got.

and i nominate ron haven for spring water inspector. :)

Ron Haven
02-24-2008, 01:08
That sounds about right....these girls will down the IRS like everyone else......how's about you just book me as social service director for under sexed victims that are coming off the trail.Wonder how bout you shuttle these under sexed victims from the trail to see these girls that Wolf has lined up.We can furnish some clothes pins for their nose in case they stink from being on the trail.

In case these girls refuse we can show them a picture of my cousin David or my great aunt Lizzie the lice eat up for a choice.PS,they will take the hikers and the clothes pin ;) Wonder you will be great in this skeem.

gungho
02-24-2008, 01:11
Wonder how bout you shuttle these under sexed victims from the trail to see these girls that Wolf has lined up.We can furnish some clothes pins for their nose in case they stink from being on the trail.

In case these girls refuse we can show them a picture of my cousin David or my great aunt Lizzie the lice eat up for a choice.PS,they will take the hikers and the clothes pin ;) Wonder you will be great in this skeem.
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Ron Haven
02-24-2008, 01:16
and i nominate ron haven for spring water inspector. :)I want to bring some to wash off that winter salt build up on tires.

Ron Haven
02-24-2008, 01:36
you mean WINGFOOT is going to be involved With LONE WOLF the Mayor......
what a combination..I think this is goona work. :-?Wingfoot would want to put up some dum flag that would bleed the town dry of money with his slogan on it but everyone would vote him down.

He could be the head flagman for the foot traffic down by the bridge at the caboose and we could have wonder and the victims she picked up on the south side entrance of the A T to moon em as she is on her way into town with each load :eek:

All the parade passing could be hollering "ya for wingfoot, he would think he was town mascot. He would sign up for the job every year".:cool:

Tennessee Viking
02-24-2008, 02:01
I'm running for VICE mayor, in charge of gambling, prostitution, adult video stores and strip joints. :cool:
Heck LW, I would move from Johnson City to Damascus just for that.

So would thru-hikers and maintainers get 10% off of that action.

Ron Haven
02-24-2008, 11:34
SWEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!you know it has always been said" men like women just a little on the trashy side".:D

Wonder
02-24-2008, 12:43
Wonder how bout you shuttle these under sexed victims from the trail to see these girls that Wolf has lined up.We can furnish some clothes pins for their nose in case they stink from being on the trail.

In case these girls refuse we can show them a picture of my cousin David or my great aunt Lizzie the lice eat up for a choice.PS,they will take the hikers and the clothes pin ;) Wonder you will be great in this skeem.

I'm game.....but I'm using your van:D

Ron Haven
02-24-2008, 12:53
I'm game.....but I'm using your van:DYou could use either one of them you want.By the way if I was in Damascus I would help find you a sip of shine for your birthday;)hope you have a great Birthday.Ron & Family

Lone Wolf
02-24-2008, 12:56
You could use either one of them you want.By the way if I was in Damascus I would help find you a sip of shine for your birthday;)hope you have a great Birthday.Ron & Family

might be some in my freezer :cool:

Almost There
02-24-2008, 12:58
So here is the question who do we nominate as "Mama-San" of the brothel? Who takes care of the girls?:D

Ron Haven
02-24-2008, 13:54
might be some in my freezer :cool:I would call on you first.:D

Frolicking Dinosaurs
02-24-2008, 15:27
So here is the question who do we nominate as "Mama-San" of the brothel? Who takes care of the girls?:DDino, how dare you call me that :eek:
It's Madam Dino to you, sucka' :D

Almost There
02-24-2008, 16:19
Dino, how dare you call me that :eek:
It's Madam Dino to you, sucka' :D

Or is it....Mistress Dino:eek:! (Sound of whip cracking in background!:D)

Frolicking Dinosaurs
02-24-2008, 16:35
Or is it....Mistress Dino:eek:! (Sound of whip cracking in background!:D)::: Dino seen mopping soda off monitor and keyboard :::
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Sly
02-24-2008, 17:01
LW is already the Mayor of Whiteblaze. Ask anyone on Trail Forums.

Lone Wolf
02-24-2008, 22:16
LW is already the Mayor of Whiteblaze. Ask anyone on Trail Forums.

really? that site is lame. no posts. and the ones there are trash.

BlackCloud
02-25-2008, 09:54
If an ombudsman from a fly-over state with zero federal experience can have a shot at the Presidency, why can't our man L/W win a crappy little down home election????

refreeman
02-25-2008, 23:01
Now that is FUNNY!
The town bum as Mayor! LOL

Lone Wolf
02-26-2008, 05:25
Now that is FUNNY!
The town bum as Mayor! LOL

bless your heart, sweetie

Frolicking Dinosaurs
02-26-2008, 06:47
bless your heart, sweetieProof positive that LW has become a full-fledged member of Dixie :D Forget mayor of Damascus - let's got for POTUS!

Wonder if you can play 'Hail to the Chief' with a fiddle and a banjo?

Jaybird
02-26-2008, 07:18
Could he win?


i thought LONE WOLF was ALREADY the MAYOR of Damascus!:D

refreeman
02-28-2008, 10:25
Will the statue of lone wolf have a double D chest, like the real thing? You know lone wolf should be wearing a sports bra at his age, cuz them thangz are starten to droop. Without the support of a sports bra they'll soon be sagging enough to rest on his big old belly. :)

Heater
02-28-2008, 10:30
Will the statue of lone wolf have a double D chest, like the real thing? You know lone wolf should be wearing a sports bra at his age, cuz them thangz are starten to droop. Without the support of a sports bra they'll soon be sagging enough to rest on his big old belly. :)

The Bro. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqsRB9kEYEU&feature=related)

Lone Wolf
02-28-2008, 11:34
Will the statue of lone wolf have a double D chest, like the real thing? You know lone wolf should be wearing a sports bra at his age, cuz them thangz are starten to droop. Without the support of a sports bra they'll soon be sagging enough to rest on his big old belly. :)...........

mweinstone
10-02-2012, 19:53
Only mine wolf can restore balance to the force. Being the wolf ,he has powers, abilitys and insights . He is our last hope.
I, the great and powerfull matthewski, being, do declare .....yalls b needstin wolf yo. Word. Das was up yo.

bfayer
10-02-2012, 20:01
Only mine wolf can restore balance to the force. Being the wolf ,he has powers, abilitys and insights . He is our last hope.
I, the great and powerfull matthewski, being, do declare .....yalls b needstin wolf yo. Word. Das was up yo.

Holly cow, a ghost from the past stops in for a visit!

moytoy
10-02-2012, 20:33
Only mine wolf can restore balance to the force. Being the wolf ,he has powers, abilitys and insights . He is our last hope.
I, the great and powerfull matthewski, being, do declare .....yalls b needstin wolf yo. Word. Das was up yo.

WOW....Heeeessss Baaaackkkkk!

Rain Man
10-02-2012, 20:47
Well, these folks say Damascus is on of the coolest small towns in America!
10 coolest small towns in America 2012 (http://travel.yahoo.com/ideas/10-coolest-small-towns-in-america-2012.html)

"#4 Damascus, VA: Pop. 814

"The perfect trailside pit stop

"If you decide to drive to Damascus, you’ll likely be in the minority. This is hiking and cycling heaven, where seven major trails intersect, including the undulating Virginia Creeper and the granddaddy of them all: the 2,180-mile Appalachian Trail.

"In a nifty bit of irony, six of the seven trails converge in a parking lot, at Mojoes Trailside Coffee House (331 Douglas Dr., mojoestrailsidecoffee.com, lattes from $3.50), where most mornings you’ll find a clutch of locals and through-hikers chatting about travel plans. Breakfast is the big meal in town, and the more energy-boosting calories the better. That’s one reason why the Lazy Fox Inn is famous less for its trailside location than for its legendary country breakfast that includes cheese grits, scrambled eggs, hashbrowns, biscuits and gravy, and sausage (133 Imboden St., lazyfoxinn.com, doubles with private bath from $85).

"Yet the carbo-loading, hard-core trekkers you’ll find in Damascus don’t always look as you’d expect. “Mamaw B.” (her adopted trail name) was in town beginning her usual 15- to 18-mile hike. She’s 71 and has been backpacking for 31 years. “The secret to good health is to remain active and to always have something to look forward to,” she says, as she sets off from Mojoes toward—where, exactly? She just smiles and points north."

Sarcasm the elf
10-02-2012, 21:07
Only mine wolf can restore balance to the force. Being the wolf ,he has powers, abilitys and insights . He is our last hope.
I, the great and powerfull matthewski, being, do declare .....yalls b needstin wolf yo. Word. Das was up yo.

Wait, Matthewski is back !?! Maybe there is hope. Can we convince him to stop into the Cyber Hiker Cafe?

Wise Old Owl
10-02-2012, 21:23
Only mine wolf can restore balance to the force. Being the wolf ,he has powers, abilitys and insights . He is our last hope.
I, the great and powerfull matthewski, being, do declare .....yalls b needstin wolf yo. Word. Das was up yo.

CRAP Matty where the HELL have you been! stop by the Cafe!