View Full Version : Help identify hiker in photo please?
Can anyone tell me who this hiker is?
SGT Rock
05-08-2008, 22:10
Tipi Walter
Hikerhead
05-08-2008, 22:12
Tipi Walter
I thought so too. Then I saw the toilet paper and I thought of you know who. Then I see the dog, I knew it wasn't you know who then.
No Belay
05-08-2008, 22:13
That's an easy one. That's Sgt Rock on a day hike before he got his Gearskin.
I knew there would be some problems with this... I had some idea at first, but like HH said, the dog threw it off...
She-Dino, is this one of your photoshops?!!
Hikerhead
05-08-2008, 22:19
She-Dino, is this one of your photoshops?!!
You better be nice dude, she'll have you slow dancing with you know who.
Jim Adams
05-08-2008, 22:30
I thought that it was Mule from 1990 but his hands are empty!!!!!!LOL
geek
Skidsteer
05-08-2008, 22:31
Is that a propeller on his ass?
I think its a fan... and I think to the left of the fan is a cheese grater???? And old hand-crank beaters? Next to the alarm clock?
SGT Rock
05-08-2008, 22:34
It wouldn't be MS, not enough paper and the dog isn't biting him.
Is that a propeller on his ass?
LOLOL yup, gas powered.........;):D
Skidsteer
05-08-2008, 22:36
I bet that hiking staff was straight when he started.
Jim Adams
05-08-2008, 22:38
...propeller for fording the Kennebec??????:)
geek
Jim Adams
05-08-2008, 22:39
....go ahead....see if you can find that open can of worms on his pack! LOL
geek
sofaking
05-09-2008, 01:34
that wisconsin skateboarder?
minnesotasmith
05-09-2008, 04:09
It wouldn't be MS, not enough paper and the dog isn't biting him.
I had a # of dogs try to bite me during my thruhike, but none succeeded in making contact. (Jamming my staff in their ribs or smacking them in the face with it might have had something to do with it; I did one of those to threatening/attacking dogs on over 7 occasions...)
Dances with Mice
05-09-2008, 05:58
I had a # of dogs try to bite me during my thruhike, but none succeeded in making contact. (Jamming my staff in their ribs or smacking them in the face with it might have had something to do with it; I did one of those to threatening/attacking dogs on over 7 occasions...)It was a joke, son, I say a joke on the humor thread. Your predictability is parodable.
Who carries a 19" tv?? Everyone knows that a 13" tv is more than enough for the trail!
Any guess to where the photo was taken? Kinda think its Pirate gearing up for the hiker parade but it don't look like Damascus and never knew Pirate to keep a dog.
Looks like the extension cord is long enough to plug into the shelter outlet and yet be far enough away not to disturb folks when he is watching satellite tv in front of his fan. I just hope he heads in the opposite direction of the privy, just so nothing untoward hits the fan.
Lone Wolf
05-09-2008, 07:46
Any guess to where the photo was taken? Kinda think its Pirate gearing up for the hiker parade but it don't look like Damascus and never knew Pirate to keep a dog.
pirate has changed. the dog is future bbq
pirate has changed. the dog is future bbq
Gonna cook it in your smoker? :D
Frolicking Dinosaurs
05-09-2008, 08:17
::: Dino makes note not to eat BBQ at LW's house :::
This is not one of my photoshops, but I'm pretty sure it is a photoshop... it would be a hilarious gag for the hiker parade - just take the guts out of all the electric devices, stuff the pack with Styrofoam and cover the TP with a ziplock for the water fight.
Jim Adams
05-09-2008, 08:22
Who carries a 19" tv?? Everyone knows that a 13" tv is more than enough for the trail!
ULTRA LIGHT FOLKS, ULTRA LIGHT.....a 27" flat screen is far better and lighter!!!!!!:D
geek
ULTRA LIGHT FOLKS, ULTRA LIGHT.....a 27" flat screen is far better and lighter!!!!!!:D
geek
Are you sure they are lighter? Them thar flat screens may look lighter, but they have some weight to them. And they draw more power. I would hate to see the tv hiker trip a circuit breaker in the shelter, ya know?
StarLyte
05-09-2008, 09:18
Well, it's not the A.T.
I think it's someone hiking to their cabin or camping area that has electricity, obviously. I don't believe it's photoshopped. Look at the shadows.
Too bad it's a scanned in photo or I could enlarge it more to check it out.
I'm thinking it is an older picture of Minnesota Smith.
-or-
Datto, who did this as a joke.
I think it's Winton Porter from Mountain Crossings at Neel Gap. I've been wondering what he does with all the stuff hikers leave behind after he helps them lighten their pack weight.
RITBlake
05-09-2008, 10:37
I had a # of dogs try to bite me during my thruhike, but none succeeded in making contact. (Jamming my staff in their ribs or smacking them in the face with it might have had something to do with it; I did one of those to threatening/attacking dogs on over 7 occasions...)
The Broken record continues to spin.
Watch out for this tough guy! He can hit dogs!
Lucky they did not bite his staff.
Mother's Finest
05-09-2008, 10:53
that wisconsin skateboarder?
You mean Wyoming Skateboarder....and no, he carried a paddle, not a staff.
peace
mf
Well, it's not the A.T.
I think it's someone hiking to their cabin or camping area that has electricity, obviously. I don't believe it's photoshopped. Look at the shadows.
Too bad it's a scanned in photo or I could enlarge it more to check it out.
I'm thinking it is an older picture of Minnesota Smith.
-or-
Datto, who did this as a joke.
Too Tall guys at least 5'
::: Dino makes note not to eat BBQ at LW's house :::
Tastes like chihuahua
Watch out for this tough guy! He can hit dogs!
News out of Minnesota;
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24530214/
Sounds like our boy. :rolleyes:
I just re-read that news article ( I think it was here on WB...?) I can understand (but dont always agree with) suing for the damages... then I got to thinking... what about the deer, armadillos, opposums, raccoons, skunks... that cause so much damage to cars every year. Who can I sue for that big dent in the hood of my car caused by the dumb-ass deer that jumped in front of my car last winter? What about that skunk that, upon striking it, made a horrendous stench that to this day still lingers on the under carriage of my sedan? Tell me please who to sue so I can get some money!!
Who can I sue for that big dent in the hood of my car caused by the dumb-ass deer that jumped in front of my car last winter?
The wildlife managers, who limit the number of does that can be killed. This results in large deer herds. It's a huge problem up north. They need to allow more doe permits, or allow hunters to kill a deer of either sex with a hunting license. Not implement management practices that result in herds with artificially large numbers of does.
Thanks Jeffrey! I was on a rant... I cant stand frivolous lawsuits... I see them daily in my work and was just fed up. Herd management does need to be studied and effectively applied tho!
RadioFreq
05-09-2008, 12:13
Can anyone tell me who this hiker is?
Is it just me or does it appear the dog is looking for an escape route? :-?
pirate has changed. the dog is future bbq
I was taking the dog to the Old Mill for the nightly special since the Mill is always running out of food.
Frolicking Dinosaurs
05-09-2008, 12:51
::: Dino seen going into shock because Pirate is seen channeling MS :::
I had a # of dogs try to bite me during my thruhike, but none succeeded in making contact. (Jamming my staff in their ribs or smacking them in the face with it might have had something to do with it; I did one of those to threatening/attacking dogs on over 7 occasions...)
I found just waving my stick at them, kept dogs at bay. Dogs trained to be ugly have usually been beaten by their owners. They know the pain sticks can inflict.
Cookerhiker
05-09-2008, 14:23
I just re-read that news article ( I think it was here on WB...?) I can understand (but dont always agree with) suing for the damages... then I got to thinking... what about the deer, armadillos, opposums, raccoons, skunks... that cause so much damage to cars every year. Who can I sue for that big dent in the hood of my car caused by the dumb-ass deer that jumped in front of my car last winter? What about that skunk that, upon striking it, made a horrendous stench that to this day still lingers on the under carriage of my sedan? Tell me please who to sue so I can get some money!!
You can sue Disney because thanks to Bambi, no one wants to hunt deer anymore. Entire generations have become wusses all because of that picture. As a result, the deer population is overrunning civilization and interfering with our God-given Constitutional right to drive our cars anywhere and anytime unfettered.
Come to think of it, didn't Bambi also feature a "friendly" and "cute" skunk (Thumper?)? Yes! Disney's to blame for all this animal-centric craziness.
And Disney is owned by ABC hence deep pockets. So sue 'em!
minnesotasmith
05-09-2008, 14:25
It was a joke, son, I say a joke on the humor thread. Your predictability is parodable.
Just correcting misinformation before it got legs. I haven't been bitten intentionally by a dog as an adult.
sofaking
05-09-2008, 14:35
Just correcting misinformation before it got legs. I haven't been bitten intentionally by a dog as an adult.
i have the worm can...anyone care to open it?
i have the worm can...anyone care to open it?
NO! Take the can and hide it... please!
sofaking
05-09-2008, 14:51
NO! Take the can and hide it... please!
aww, c'mon! this could be the 'rosetta stone' of ms's dog phobia...the threadjack possibilities are exponential. hilarity will ensue.
Dances with Mice
05-09-2008, 14:59
Just correcting misinformation before it got legs. I haven't been bitten intentionally by a dog as an adult.You do realize we're talking about an imaginary dog in a photoshopped image?
sofaking
05-09-2008, 15:02
You do realize we're talking about an imaginary dog in a photoshopped image?
sshh! don't provoke 'im, these fellers can get a wee bit nasty when provoked...lookit the chompers on 'im, eh, if he got a hold of me leg with those...well, crikey!
He needs to get over himself and move on. Hes not that memorable anyways.
He needs to get over himself and move on. Hes not that memorable anyways.
plus the dog stuff has been played out for some time now.
dog threads belong in the political forums with the rest of the poo
I had a # of dogs try to bite me during my thruhike, but none succeeded in making contact. (Jamming my staff in their ribs or smacking them in the face with it might have had something to do with it; I did one of those to threatening/attacking dogs on over 7 occasions...)
Proof positive that dogs like the taste of escargot. :D :rolleyes: :banana
He needs to get over himself and move on. Hes not that memorable anyways.
i could not agree more!!
Ramble~On
05-09-2008, 19:46
Can anyone tell me who this hiker is?
Creepy Uncle...is that you?
The dog doesn't look like Maggie but that does look an awful lot like one of your dayhike packs.
You do realize we're talking about an imaginary dog in a photoshopped image?
This does not roll off the tounge the same. Or is your Foghorn down?
Tipi Walter
05-09-2008, 20:02
No, his dog is a front-rover, always walking point in front. Like a bull mastiff but one-tenth the size, Creepy Uncle's dog is the nightstalker, so small and dark that by the time you see him, it's too late.
Dances with Mice
05-09-2008, 20:17
Just correcting misinformation before it got legs. I haven't been bitten intentionally by a dog as an adult.
This does not roll off the tounge the same. Or is your Foghorn down?Ah say now, son, you do know this is the HUMOR for-uhm and not the RUMOR for-uhm now, don' chew?
dixicritter
05-09-2008, 20:20
Ah say now, son, you do know this is the HUMOR for-uhm and not the RUMOR for-uhm now, don' chew?
LOL... now that's a good one!
minnesotasmith
05-10-2008, 00:14
He needs to get over himself and move on. Hes not that memorable anyways.
Says a fellow thruhiker.:rolleyes:
You're over 35, divorced with 3 cats and a lifetime N.O.W. membership, judging from your posts.
First of all, no, wrong. Again you are assuming. You know what happens when you ass-u-me... but I suppose youre used to that feeling. Poor MS, so misunderstood by so many people. You really should think about getting a life.
doggiebag
05-10-2008, 00:31
And? At least I dont have to pay people to show up as my 'date.'
:D Yes! LOL :D
sofaking
05-10-2008, 00:40
fight!fight!fight!
doggiebag
05-10-2008, 00:42
fight!fight!fight!
It's over he ran ...
Quite a disappointment really.
sofaking
05-10-2008, 00:42
I Have The Conch!
What a shame... I was needin' to do a little a$$ whoopin'. Im a running little low this month...
OregonHiker
05-10-2008, 00:59
Says a fellow thruhiker.:rolleyes:
You're over 35, divorced with 3 cats and a lifetime N.O.W. membership, judging from your posts.
And judging form your posts you are over 35 and neither cats nor women can stand you:sun
I dont think dogs like him either... nor too many people.
sofaking
05-10-2008, 01:05
momma jokes! we need momma jokes...
SGT Rock
05-10-2008, 01:12
Yer mommas so fat her sweet tooth is a tusk.
sofaking
05-10-2008, 01:13
yo momma's so fat she uses bacon for a band aid...
OregonHiker
05-10-2008, 01:13
I dont think dogs like him either... nor too many people.
I really didn't have time for anything other than the abridged list
doggiebag
05-10-2008, 01:14
momma jokes! we need momma jokes...
Yo momma so ugly she put the boogie man outta business.
sofaking
05-10-2008, 01:17
yo momma so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes...
Yo momma's got such buck'd teeth, she could suck peas thru a chain link fence.
you momma's so dirty, she has to creep up on bath water.
sofaking
05-10-2008, 01:18
yo momma so ugly she scared chuck norris...
doggiebag
05-10-2008, 01:18
Yo momma so ugly - her momma had to get blind drunk just to breast feed her
sofaking
05-10-2008, 01:19
this is good stuff...
Yo mommas so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said 'sorry, no professionals.'
doggiebag
05-10-2008, 01:22
Yo mama's so fat that when she walks across the living room, the radio skips
OregonHiker
05-10-2008, 01:23
Yo mommas so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said 'sorry, no professionals.'
MS is so dumb he flunked a DNA test :)
sofaking
05-10-2008, 01:34
your mother is so hairy bigfoot took her picture...
doggiebag
05-10-2008, 01:36
Yo momma so hairy when she lifts her arm it looks like she got Don King in a headlock.
Yo momma is so ugly, she startles the animals at the zoo.
doggiebag
05-10-2008, 01:39
Yo momma so fat she didn't play with dolls - she played with midgets
Can someone (moderator) cut out the 'Yo mommas' and put them in the non-AT humor forum? I dont want the original line to get lost!
Yo momma is sooo ugly, she makes onions cry.
sofaking
05-10-2008, 01:41
original line? huh, what's happening? hey, where'd everybody go?
sofaking
05-10-2008, 01:42
yo momma so fat she went to the beach and green peace tried to save her...
doggiebag
05-10-2008, 01:42
Yo momma so fat when she goes to the zoo elephants throw her peanuts
sofaking
05-10-2008, 01:44
yo momma so ugly she went to the beauty salon and it took them 2 hrs to give her an estimate...
doggiebag
05-10-2008, 01:50
Yo momma so fat the shadow of her butt weighs 100 pounds
sofaking
05-10-2008, 01:52
wonder how long before we get booted?
sofaking
05-10-2008, 01:53
yo momma so dumb she got caught staring at orange juice because it said concentrate...
OregonHiker
05-10-2008, 01:54
wonder how long before we get booted?
You're so dumb that you think the moderator is staying up past 2 AM EDT
doggiebag
05-10-2008, 01:56
wonder how long before we get booted?
Myself? - I'm pretty safe - most folks have me on ignore.
You? - your done.
and Yo mamas so fat after sex she rolls over and smokes a ham
sofaking
05-10-2008, 01:59
i'm going outside for a smoke, you guys are not playing nice...
sofaking
05-10-2008, 02:09
your momma's so dumb when i told her i'd see her in the morning she dressed in black...
thank you, goodnight!
d'shadow
05-10-2008, 04:02
Spiritwind heading out on his next thruhike:D
Ramble~On
05-10-2008, 04:09
Spiritwind heading out on his next thruhike:D
:-? $@#*!? Where did that come from ? and how's it tie into Momma Jokes?
Yo Momma so ugly she makes Hilary Clinton look good!
d'shadow
05-10-2008, 04:18
Wait, it can't be Spiritwind...the hiker is missing his laptop and a .44S&W in a holster.:banana
d'shadow
05-10-2008, 04:19
Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
sofaking
05-10-2008, 04:44
:-? $@#*!? Where did that come from ? and how's it tie into Momma Jokes?
Yo Momma so ugly she makes Hilary Clinton look good!
very.brutal. ha ha ha!
Says a fellow thruhiker.:rolleyes:
You're over 35, divorced with 3 cats and a lifetime N.O.W. membership, judging from your posts.
At least I am secure enough with my gender identity that I dont have to fight it. Know what I mean? Minnie...
doggiebag
05-10-2008, 12:38
Fight! Fight!Fight!
d'shadow
05-10-2008, 13:12
Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
OregonHiker
05-10-2008, 13:15
At least I am secure enough with my gender identity that I dont have to fight it. Know what I mean? Minnie...
Ohhh....that left claw marks on MS :)
doggiebag
05-10-2008, 13:27
Cynophobia - an irrational fear of dogs and or contracting rabies.
People suffering from cynophobia upon seeing a dog or only thinking about a dog can result in the following symptoms:
breathlessness, dizziness, excessive sweating, nausea, dry mouth, feeling sick, shaking, heart palpitations, inability to speak or think clearly, a fear of dying, becoming mad or losing control, a sensation of detachment from reality or a full blown anxiety attack. Men with cynophobia are usually charecterized as typically living in their mommas basements trolling websites while contemplating their small weiners.
Let's not attack the person ... let's treat the disease.
sofaking
05-10-2008, 14:06
i smell smoke...like something has been incinerated, do you smell smoke?
doggiebag
05-10-2008, 14:14
i smell smoke...like something has been incinerated, do you smell smoke?
I'm old school. Why go through an entire stockpile of materiel when all you really need is a quick surgical strike.
minnesotasmith
05-10-2008, 14:38
Far more accurate terminology would be "sapiens offensus", or perhaps "expertus contemno".
Anyone who thinks when someone that was minding their own business, repeatedly had numerous surplus mongrels come F with him and didn't think that there was a pattern developing that bore concern in the future, would have to have had brain damage. Is that the cause for your inability to think past "But all poochies are precious!!!!" emoing?
sofaking
05-10-2008, 14:40
ding ding! and there's the bell...ladies and gentlemen we'd like to welcome you to whiteblaze arena for our latest featured bout...
doggiebag
05-10-2008, 14:44
It's all in good fun MS. I don't get bent out of shape easily.
It is the humor forum. I hope you're having a great day. I mean that.
Let me stretch out a little ... and do some warm ups.
Carried that same TV on my thru hike, cant believe I forgot the generator. 2174 miles and only watched it in town and at the Eckville shelter. You would think the ATC could put electricity in the shelters.
sofaking
05-10-2008, 15:01
there's conflict over the ada guidelines for the correct height for electrical outlets...
His trail name is HO t F oo t .his son HAS got a nice boat in fl
a.Heck of a NICE dude.
sofaking
05-10-2008, 15:37
His trail name is HO t F oo t .his son HAS got a nice boat in fl
a.Heck of a NICE dude.
w:H @t ?
doggiebag
05-10-2008, 16:08
Far more accurate terminology would be "sapiens offensus", or perhaps "expertus contemno".
Anyone who thinks when someone that was minding their own business, repeatedly had numerous surplus mongrels come F with him and didn't think that there was a pattern developing that bore concern in the future, would have to have had brain damage. Is that the cause for your inability to think past "But all poochies are precious!!!!" emoing?
I’m just here to help buddy.
Canines are hierarchical creatures that are constantly testing their place in the pack.
So when a strange dog approaches to test your resolve – immediately lie on your back and expose your jugular to let him know your status within the social hierarchy. It should leave you alone. Or you can usually try to fend him off with your stick (but we all know that you are just repeating a behavior that doesn’t deter future attacks with different dogs). You need a long term solution.
Dogs can sense when someone is a little off … be it a physical injury (due to their prey drive) or a mental deficiency (since they just like messing with crazy people). They also usually go after the anti-social types or perverts. I’m sure you’re neither. So we need to move on to another possibility.
If the pattern of dog attacks on you are higher than normal. It’s possible there’s a real Conspiracy of some underground dog fighting club that’s got a high stakes dead pool going and they’ve targeted you for their nefarious enterprise. I’ll check around the city for any leads. It wouldn’t surprise me if they video taped all the attacks on you. Try wearing a bite proof suit used by the police and military for K-9 training when you hike.
Click here for more information on Cynophobia (http://youtube.com/watch?v=He82NBjJqf8)
Get your dogs ready, next year MS is taking to the trail. <-click-> (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/showpost.php?p=619507&postcount=1232)
Just cured my sweet tusk. Gotta look up redux. I wonder if it is like a Mulligan, or starter for gumbo.
Boy, some people just get their panties in a wad over the littlest things.
DB, love the cynophobia details, thanks for enlightening us!
Boy, some people just get their panties in a wad over the littlest things.
DB, love the cynophobia details, thanks for enlightening us!
Hey, Cuffs. Yo mamma so big, God couldn't lift her spirits.
sofaking
05-10-2008, 23:49
yo momma so dumb she was at the beach all night waving back.
sofaking
05-10-2008, 23:50
yo momma so fat she sweats crisco...
Hey, Cuffs. Yo mamma so big, God couldn't lift her spirits.
Is this the part where Im supposed to cry?;)
doggiebag
05-10-2008, 23:58
Boy, some people just get their panties in a wad over the littlest things.
DB, love the cynophobia details, thanks for enlightening us!
I'm just here to make a better world for everyone.
By the way ... yo momma is so old when God said "let there be light" he told yo momma to move her fat ass out of the way.
Is this the part where Im supposed to cry?;)
I did it again. :(
Yo' momma better not read these posts or yusea be one hurtin' buck on this here momma's day.
sofaking
05-11-2008, 00:16
oh snap! it is muddahs day