EarlyRiser
10-10-2002, 15:25
Tell us your hiking jokes. please try to keep them clean.
stepphenw
10-10-2002, 16:29
Two alumni, a Texas Longhorn and an OU Sooner, were thru-hiking the AT, stopped for the night, and were preparing to sleep. As they were looking up at the stars, the Sooner says, "What do you see?"
The Longhorn replies, "I see the stars, isn't it nice?"
Sooner : "And what does that mean to you?"
Longhorn : "It means that we are simple creatures in a huge universe, and there could be life somewhere out there. What's it mean to you?"
Sooner : "It means someone stole our tent!"
stepphenw
10-10-2002, 16:36
Sorry, but I had to pass on a 'nother.
The same Longhorn alumnus and his brother are in the woods hunting, and come across some tracks. The first says, "I know what kind of tracks these are. They are bear tracks." The brother says, "No way, these are deer tracks!"
A few seconds later, while they are still arguing, a train runs them over.