Lion King
08-07-2008, 18:54
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.
He says,
"So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"
She says,
"Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."
The priest says,
"Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"
She says,
"That he did, Father.."
The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?"
She says, "He said, 'Please Please Mary, put down that gun...'
:D:D
kayak karl
08-07-2008, 20:49
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.
He says,
"So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"
She says,
"Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."
The priest says,
"Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"
She says,
"That he did, Father.."
The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?"
She says, "He said, 'Please Please Mary, put down that gun...'
:D:D
Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants. The Warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked, “Son, do you have a last request?”
To which the man replied, “Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could you please play Britney Spears for me one last time?”
“Certainly,” replied the warden. He turned to the other man and asked, “Well, what about you, son? What is your final request?”
“Please,” said the condemned man, “kill me first.”:D
Jaybird62
08-07-2008, 20:53
:D:Dheeheeheeeeheeeeheeeeeheeeee!!!!!!!:D:D;)
hurryinghoosier
08-07-2008, 21:18
Three old hikers in a nursing home were comparing their morning habits. The first said he woke up every morning at 5:30 and went to the pot to leave some scat only to strain with minimal results. The second said he woke every day at 5:30 and went to the pot to pee only to stand for a long time with minimal results. The third old hiker said at 5:30 sharp every day he had a healthy bowel movement and peed like a race horse---only problem I dont wake up until 7:00.