Fastest Thru Hike Ever!

[Cabin Fever]

Based on my calculations, Usain Bolt, who just broke the 100M world record would thru hike in...

2175 Miles = 3500323.2 Meters
3500323.2 Meters = 35003.232 Hectometers (100M)
350003.232 Hectometers * Bolt's Speed of 9.69 Sec/Hectometer = 339181 Sec
339181 Sec = 5653 Minutes = 94.2 Hours...

Usain Bolt would thru hike the AT in 3.9 Days. That's 23 Miles Per Hour.

Speedgoat Karl has nothing on this guy.

[Wilson]

OK, now go back and figure it if he hadn't showboated the last 15 meters.:-?

[Lone Wolf]

the olympics are drug-ridden

[sbennett]

it's too bad that we automatically think "that guy is juiced" when we see performances like this anymore.....

[Homer&Marje]

the olympics are drug-ridden

So is the AT, and it's not regulated

[Cabin Fever]

Wow, this got derailed quickly.

[sbennett]

is anyone drug-testing Karl? does it matter?

;)

[BadIdea]

Give him some meth and hell run up the approach trail, launch off springer and land somemwhere near damascus.

[Bearpaw]

Maybe this should have gone in the Humor section. Unfortunately, there's nowhere for the thread to go except posts about illegal drugs it seems, so I'm shutting this one down.