View Full Version : gotta give up something or else.........
MedicineMan
06-03-2004, 23:21
Picture yourself hiking away on any particular section of trail, completely enveloped within the bliss the trail conjures and then suddenly before you stands Satan (or Dajal for our Islamic readers).
Satan demands one thing from your pack or its off to hell with you.
What one item do you give up?
SGT Rock
06-03-2004, 23:30
My extra LED light.
MedicineMan
06-03-2004, 23:35
I was thinking with many of us going ultralight our items carried become more critical with each one serving more and more roles.
I guess in my case I would give up my Gideons New Testament but after than and I'm in a bind with not too much fluff left in the pack.
Streamweaver
06-03-2004, 23:49
Id give him a pair of my filthy socks!! Ol Satan would never bother me again boy howdy!!LOL
Or maybe my p-38 can opener ,I like it and do use it but I can also use my knife. Streamweaver
steve hiker
06-04-2004, 00:15
Satan demands one thing from your pack Satan gets the trash baggie. :banana
Lone Wolf
06-04-2004, 06:07
My Hustler mag.
slatchley
06-04-2004, 06:41
Definitely a bag of Ramen!
Picture yourself hiking away on any particular section of trail, completely enveloped within the bliss the trail conjures and then suddenly before you stands Satan (or Dajal for our Islamic readers).
Satan demands one thing from your pack or its off to hell with you.
What one item do you give up?
my TROWEL & my smelly..."i havent had a shower in 2 months trail clothes!" :D
..."to HELL with you Beelzebub!"
peter_pan
06-04-2004, 08:10
The trash from the trash baggie...need the baggie for tomorrow...no others
smokymtnsteve
06-04-2004, 08:18
Have you ever seen the devil
with his ole iron shove
when he is scratching up the gravel
on the ole cross-road?
Have you ever seen the devil
with his pitchfork and ladel
and his ole iron shovel
and his ole gourd-head?
YES, I will go to meeting
yes I will goto meeting
yes I will go to meeeting
in the ole tin pan!
Hammock Hanger
06-04-2004, 08:32
My toothbrush... this way the devil can have nice clean teeth and I'll ask for new ones when I get to heaven...
However, on a serious note for those that are trying to cut the fluff from their packs I guess I would have to say my pocketmail. The rest of my gear is essentials. Hell a pencil and paper weigh less anyhow. Sue/HH
gravityman
06-04-2004, 10:35
My Hustler mag.
Thank goodness Lone Wolf doesn't "sleep" in shelters!
ICK!
Gravity Man
PS. Probable the piece of gear that my wife managed to convince me to carry for her that day :)
Alligator
06-04-2004, 11:06
My twenty dollar bill.
smokymtnsteve
06-04-2004, 11:08
there isn't a devil so there is nothing to worry about....the devil doesn't exsist
Lone Wolf
06-04-2004, 11:18
no god either
smokymtnsteve
06-04-2004, 11:40
no god either
ahh..we finally agree...
ABBEY IS GOD!
Pencil Pusher
06-04-2004, 15:32
Momma says never to make a deal with the devil. So he'd just keep coming back for more, with this little extortion scheme of his. Then you wouldn't have anything left in your packs!
I'd try and kick the devil's ass so I could brag about it if I ever got to heaven. Otherwise, it really doesn't matter, hell is hell whether the devil is pissed off at me or not. I'd beat the living hell out of that devil.;)
SavageLlama
06-04-2004, 17:21
My Hustler mag.
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I'd never give that up on a long hike. http://www.anyoneseenthebridge.com/msgboard/green_images/smilies/lol.gif