prostitution and thruhikeing [Archive]

mweinstone

12-25-2009, 18:59

i see a trail in the near future lined with carnys and riff with the foul stench of mistchef affoot watson.a trail like the wild west and loud with screems in the night. a trail so dark. so danger filled, that it becomes a lure for all the mad. the poor of scruppil. and worst ,...the monkey gone blackmarket undertrailworld don of the trail underworld.

mweinstone

12-25-2009, 19:01

one monkey, so powerfull. so dangerous. that all the undermonkeys pay him in ,....payments. some of these,....women monkeys of the night. like florence monkeygail an ship.

modiyooch

12-25-2009, 20:18

hiking, not hikeing

Lostone

12-25-2009, 20:20

I hope it was with the help of drink or other chemistry.

Jim Adams

12-25-2009, 20:36

hiking, not hikeing

:D:banana:D:banana:D:banana
I can't believe that someone reading this thread is actually worried about spelling.....best laugh I've had all day!
Go Matty!!!!!!

geek

2XL

12-25-2009, 20:40

hiking, not hikeing

Really? That is what you got from this rant? Spelling? Really?

Foyt20

12-25-2009, 20:41

Ohh matthewski, good to see you posting again :D

Lone Wolf

12-25-2009, 20:42

Really? That is what you got from this rant? Spelling? Really?

type A+.......

mweinstone

12-25-2009, 20:45

really? no e? wow. hiking! i spelled i spelled!!

how do you do the remembering part? wanna see words i know i cant spell?

weather/wheather frick. i donno.

modiyooch

12-25-2009, 20:47

:D:banana:D:banana:D:banana
I can't believe that someone reading this thread is actually worried about spelling.....best laugh I've had all day!
Go Matty!!!!!!

geekdidn't bother to read the thread. He has multiple thread starters with the same error. I'm getting tired of overlooking it. Drop the "e" and add "ing". It's out of brotherly love that I correct. I would hope he would do the same for me.

modiyooch

12-25-2009, 20:48

wanna see words i know i cant spell?

legal for one.

Pacific Tortuga

12-25-2009, 20:51

Maty, Matty, Matty, the Trail town bosses will sponcer a hit on you for suggesting that. How many single, weak of the flesh, men hike the Trail ? OK, bad example, how many hostel/hotel staying, beer drinkin', lonley guys, rats.
This idea will shift the power balance, and cost/cause Trail towns to resort to casino's to survive.
Blue Blazes everywhere, O, the humanity, wait, I like blue blazin, never mind.

mweinstone

12-25-2009, 20:53

were talking about male prostitution for anyone joining us late. lwolf was about to tell us his exsperiences.

superman

12-25-2009, 20:56

really? no e? wow. hiking! i spelled i spelled!!

how do you do the remembering part? wanna see words i know i cant spell?

weather/wheather frick. i donno.

Holy crap, I don't know if it's you or me but I;m starting to understand your postes. ;)

JJJ

12-25-2009, 21:07

........
http://overthepylon.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/huge-manatee.jpg
..

2XL

12-25-2009, 21:10

Holy crap, I don't know if it's you or me but I;m starting to understand your postes. ;)

Admitting you need help is half the battle. We are here for you.

kayak karl

12-25-2009, 21:13

Matty, drinking again on Christmas Day?

Ho Ho Ho!

that's Hoe, Hoe, Hoe. :D

Graywolf

12-25-2009, 21:13

didn't bother to read the thread. He has multiple thread starters with the same error. I'm getting tired of overlooking it. Drop the "e" and add "ing". It's out of brotherly love that I correct. I would hope he would do the same for me.

Someone posts a humourous thread, someone serious reading a homourous thread, someone posting to a humourous thread trying to make it serious...http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/animated/anim_63.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/freesmiley.php?smiley=animated/anim_63.gif)

Now I'm convused...http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/animated/anim_55.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/freesmiley.php?smiley=animated/anim_55.gif) This is the humor section right...

Man, all those msiplled words..

Graywolf

Graywolf

12-25-2009, 21:15

were talking about male prostitution for anyone joining us late. lwolf was about to tell us his exsperiences.

http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/adult/homoswitch.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/freesmiley.php?smiley=adult/homoswitch.gif)

modiyooch

12-25-2009, 21:20

Someone posts a humourous thread, someone serious reading a homourous thread, someone posting to a humourous thread trying to make it serious...http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/animated/anim_63.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/freesmiley.php?smiley=animated/anim_63.gif)

Now I'm convused...http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/animated/anim_55.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/freesmiley.php?smiley=animated/anim_55.gif) This is the humor section right...

Man, all those msiplled words..

GraywolfIt's humorous. Nothing humourous about it.

superman

12-25-2009, 21:23

were talking about male prostitution for anyone joining us late. lwolf was about to tell us his exsperiences.

Damn, this has taken a queer twist.:eek:

Graywolf

12-25-2009, 21:26

It's humorous. Nothing humourous about it.

Ah Man, I am so sorry!!! I left my dictionary ay school..http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/jumping/jumping0033.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/freesmiley.php?smiley=jumping/jumping0033.gif)

And oh, yeah right, I forgot....http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/fighting/fighting0038.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/freesmiley.php?smiley=fighting/fighting0038.gif)

Graywolf

12-25-2009, 21:28

if it becomes leagle would it happen that some hookers might hike the trail and work it too?

Well, That would give a new meaning to "Hike Naked Day"http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/adult/work4sex.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/freesmiley.php?smiley=adult/work4sex.gif)

modiyooch

12-25-2009, 21:28

Ah Man, I am so sorry!!! I left my dictionary ay school..http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/jumping/jumping0033.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/freesmiley.php?smiley=jumping/jumping0033.gif)

And oh, yeah right, I forgot....http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/fighting/fighting0038.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/freesmiley.php?smiley=fighting/fighting0038.gif)www.dictionary.com

Miner

12-25-2009, 21:30

I thought the only woman a thru-hiker was interested in were those carrying a large tray of food. A waitress, irregardless of age or appearance, has to be the sexiest woman on the trail.

"Honey, let me show you our house specialty, a big thick juicy sirloin steak. And we serve it with a large steaming baked potatoe." - That was the only kind of dirty talk I wanted to hear when I was thru-hiking. I think I feel in love in every trail town.

Graywolf

12-25-2009, 21:31

www.dictionary.com (http://www.dictionary.com)

http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/fighting/fighting0040.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/freesmiley.php?smiley=fighting/fighting0040.gif)

Wise Old Owl

12-25-2009, 22:09

Sad state of affairs Matty, Christmas day and no nookie for you..... for posting...

kanga

12-25-2009, 22:10

hookiedook!!

Graywolf

12-25-2009, 22:13

Sad state of affairs Matty, Christmas day and no nookie for you..... for posting...

Makes you wonder where his money went this Christmas..http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/fighting/fighting0024.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/freesmiley.php?smiley=fighting/fighting0024.gif)

Wolfmaan

12-25-2009, 22:25

you gona be a trail pimp ....

Trail pimp, I like that!

sheepdog

12-25-2009, 22:45

hiking, not hikeing
I think he ment hicky

Sly

12-25-2009, 22:59

matty, if there were hookers on the trail you wouldn't make it past Woody Gap.

ChinMusic

12-25-2009, 23:02

I always wondered where Chunky Gal Trail went.

Slo-go'en

12-25-2009, 23:07

I always wondered where Chunky Gal Trail went.

It ends at a cliff, approperate I guess.

Graywolf

12-25-2009, 23:10

I always wondered where Chunky Gal Trail went.

Don't forget, that is where you will find the rubys and gems too..I guess that will be payment for the prostitute hikers????

kanga

12-25-2009, 23:26

I always wondered where Chunky Gal Trail went.
i hope that bitch went to hell.

Lugnut

12-26-2009, 00:25

matty, if there were hookers on the trail you wouldn't make it past Woody Gap.

He'd be a woody lookin' for a gap. :D

Graywolf

12-26-2009, 00:35

i hope that bitch went to hell.

WOW!!! I think she pissed you off a little, want to talk about and get off your shoulders???
Too chunky huh!!! Well, those things happen...

Graywolf

Nean

12-26-2009, 00:58

There was a gal working her way up the trail this year- I'm sure she wasn't the first... or last :eek:

kanga

12-26-2009, 01:09

WOW!!! I think she pissed you off a little, want to talk about and get off your shoulders???
Too chunky huh!!! Well, those things happen...

Graywolf
yes, well... we have renamed the trail...

kanga

12-26-2009, 01:14

I always wondered where Chunky Gal Trail went.
it goes to hell..

and there's no view along the way.

Graywolf

12-26-2009, 01:22

it goes to hell..

and there's no view along the way.

Well, put it this way, you can always find gems and rubys along the way..At least that is what the Companion says anyway...

Graywolf

kanga

12-26-2009, 01:26

Well, put it this way, you can always find gems and rubys along the way..At least that is what the Companion says anyway...

Graywolf
ur too tired and suckin mud to be worried about gems. just sayin'.

World-Wide

12-26-2009, 02:05

if it becomes leagle would it happen that some hookers might hike the trail and work it too?

Absolutely loved this thread!! Got some good laughs in. Thanks for posting it!! :) W-W

Graywolf

12-26-2009, 02:05

ur too tired and suckin mud to be worried about gems. just sayin'.

I guess that would be called....CHUNKY...huh....

Graywolf

warraghiyagey

12-26-2009, 02:31

I would totally hook if it would finance my through hike. . .

Nean

12-26-2009, 02:48

I would totally hook if it would finance my through hike. . .

I'll be your pimp!:)
If we can make it to Hot Springs :bananayou can make enough to get us to Dalton-:rolleyes: from there we'll have enough to get to Maine.:eek: Could leave a bad taste in yer mouth though:p--and you'll be walkin a little funny----- butt....:-?

Nean

12-26-2009, 03:02

I'll be your pimp!:)
If we can make it to Hot Springs :bananayou can make enough to get us to Dalton-:rolleyes: from there we'll have enough to get to Maine.:eek: Could leave a bad taste in yer mouth though:p--and you'll be walkin a little funny----- butt....:-?

Just playin Wargy- ;)

Doooglas

12-26-2009, 06:56

The girlz on the AT understand the Mad Max scenario and have been on the " barter system" for nearly 40 years.
HINT..... Keep it in a plastic spice jar in your food bag.:cool:

StarLyte

12-26-2009, 08:05

Would a Madame be needed? :banana

IF so, I'm in :eek:

(so sorry to my family, but gotta feed my pets )

Vibe

12-26-2009, 08:25

yes, well... we have renamed the trail...
The "Red Blaze District"?

Rockhound

12-26-2009, 08:56

I would totally hook if it would finance my through hike. . .
I don't think it would finance a cup of coffee.

Spokes

12-26-2009, 09:54

Hey guys, we just ran out of bourbon...............

Wise Old Owl

12-26-2009, 11:33

That's ok its morning.....

mweinstone

12-26-2009, 11:46

red tent light.credit card reader. condom machiens in shelters.

this thread sucks. die now.sly? lil help?

mudhead

12-26-2009, 11:53

No, this thread bloes.

Graywolf

12-26-2009, 12:00

The "Red Blaze District"?

http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/animated/anim_12.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/freesmiley.php?smiley=animated/anim_12.gif)

Heater

12-26-2009, 12:49

The "Red Blaze District"?

Yep. And remember... if you see someone wearing a red blaze on their shirt, they are a homosexual prostitute. :D

Wise Old Owl

12-26-2009, 13:11

Shure beats pink blazing... now who brought that up? guys behaving badly.....

Graywolf

12-26-2009, 13:17

Shure beats pink blazing... now who brought that up? guys behaving badly.....

I don't know, but some people here post starnge topics during the Holidays..

I'm curious what is going to be posted at Easter...
http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/animals/animal0030.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/freesmiley.php?smiley=animals/animal0030.gif)

Heater

12-26-2009, 13:19

I don't know, but some people here post starnge topics during the Holidays..

I'm curious what is going to be posted at Easter...
http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/animals/animal0030.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/freesmiley.php?smiley=animals/animal0030.gif)

How "Peter Cottontail" really got that nickname. :eek:

sasquatch2014

12-26-2009, 13:38

The new accessory for packs will be a "No Shelter Lizard" Patch similar to the Truckers "No Lot Lizards" sticker.

Jim Adams

12-26-2009, 14:41

That's ok its morning.....

NO! You still need bourbon in the morning...you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning!:eek:

geek

CrumbSnatcher

12-26-2009, 15:14

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DrRichardCranium

12-29-2009, 14:01

It lends a whole new meaning to "trailhead."

Jester2000

12-29-2009, 14:17

didn't bother to read the thread. He has multiple thread starters with the same error. I'm getting tired of overlooking it. Drop the "e" and add "ing". It's out of brotherly love that I correct. I would hope he would do the same for me.

Why are you dropping the "e?" Is it to heavy to hike with?

Damn, this has taken a queer twist.:eek:

Curious that the assumption is that "male prostitute" equals "gay male prostitute," don't you think?

matty, if there were hookers on the trail you wouldn't make it past Woody Gap.

. . . or Highcock Knob.

The "Red Blaze District"?

Yep. And remember... if you see someone wearing a red blaze on their shirt, they are a homosexual prostitute. :D

Hey now! Sure, Billvillians will take money for sex. Find a job you love and are good at and you'll never "work" another day in your life, isn't that what's often said?

But I would think the only homosexual prostitutes in Billville are the homosexuals. And The Dude.

Hooch

12-29-2009, 14:22

If prostitution would ever be allowed on the trail, one thing's for sure. Rusty's Hard Time Hollow will probably have a whole new meaning. :eek::rolleyes::D

Gumbi

12-29-2009, 14:22

if it becomes leagle would it happen that some hookers might hike the trail and work it too?

Kids, this is why we don't do drugs... :banana

Patrickjd9

12-29-2009, 14:44

"No shelter lizards". A phrase appearing in Google for the first time with this thread...

Jester2000

12-29-2009, 14:58

"No shelter lizards". A phrase appearing in Google for the first time with this thread...

Haha! Excellent! You have to get a little cartoon of a "Lot Lizard" to go with this . . .