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mweinstone
11-28-2010, 01:12
pork carry weights vary. mine is one third my body weight so theirs alot of gear made of pork. well, most all in fact. i walk with a pig and eat him as i go. i sleep under him and he carrys my water in a porkpack. you?seriously, bacon and thruhiking go hand in hand. you agree because you want my bacon. carry your own please as i cannot refuse a bacon starved hiker witch leaves me with the bacon cookers regret.
mweinstone
11-28-2010, 01:13
sorry, ment remorse.
4eyedbuzzard
11-28-2010, 01:36
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBzJGckMYO4
4eyedbuzzard
11-28-2010, 01:37
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBzJGckMYO4
Sarcasm the elf
11-28-2010, 01:38
I usually carry Pork Soda on my iPod. Does that count?
mweinstone
11-28-2010, 01:50
if pork came from dogs would you ?
the goat
11-28-2010, 08:37
the most delicious thing i've ever seen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ
4eyedbuzzard
11-28-2010, 09:16
the most delicious thing i've ever seen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ
Wow! A Iron Chef meets Dr. G! :eek:
The bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips.....
MMMMMMmmmmmm...
chiefduffy
11-28-2010, 11:35
I'm sure heaven must smell like bacon frying.
Mongoose2
11-28-2010, 11:57
if pork came from dogs would you ?
My beagle was sitting with me when I read this post. I had to look at him and apologize, as I pictured him as a large piece of bacon.
gunner76
11-28-2010, 14:02
Black dogs taste best
4eyedbuzzard
11-28-2010, 14:04
My beagle was sitting with me when I read this post. I had to look at him and apologize, as I pictured him as a large piece of bacon.
Good thing he doesn't fantasize himself smelling like bacon - he'd chase himself into another dimension.
mweinstone
11-28-2010, 17:13
lay cooked and raw bacon on ground. tie unwanted hiker to stake . take cover.
results at 50 yards useing 45 calibre acp bacon loads in heavy grizz country:
skelitol remains vary from full devestation to non existant.
note. some bacon bears will feed several times on the same staked hiker requireing patience.
mweinstone
11-28-2010, 17:18
place freashly cooked warm bacon direcly on affected area.
sit near target and load movie.
during commercials mention bacon subliminaly.
example:
honey?are you bacon, i mean hungry?
mkmangold
11-29-2010, 01:08
place freashly cooked warm bacon direcly on affected area.
sit near target and load movie.
during commercials mention bacon subliminaly.
example:
honey?are you bacon, i mean hungry?
If I eat kosher but my dog eats pig's ears, am I a sinner?
mweinstone
11-29-2010, 01:18
dont know if its cool to mention something god said so ill say , god may have said, eat the crap out of everything. or theirabouts. so no.
Johnny Thunder
11-29-2010, 01:57
Matty,
the real reason i'm staying in korea:
SANG GAP SAL
http://runawayjuno.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/IMG_0735.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2163/2537504517_df1a30a5cb.jpg?v=0
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_owoXClFgJgY/RdyQ_Is7BiI/AAAAAAAAAy0/ruXjoQ1l7wY/s320/camera+055.jpg
they give you a grill and raw pork belly to cook with mushrooms, onions, peppers, and garlic. then you drop some of that and a smathering of samjang (fermented soybean/garlic/pepper paste) on a leaf of red lettuce. Add a little rice. Then shove that stuff hole-hog into your mouth.
mweinstone
11-29-2010, 23:37
sorry. diddnt know. proceed.meet ya shortly. had no idea. truly sorry. will never speak agin korea agin.
Johnny Thunder
11-30-2010, 00:58
sorry. diddnt know. proceed.meet ya shortly. had no idea. truly sorry. will never speak agin korea agin.
For lunch today I had a double helping of chay yuh po kim...pork and fried kimchi with tofu to suck up all the delicious juices. my school cafeteria serves double pork helpings to all waygooks who've learned to say "that's my favorite" in korean. take that "PCW"!!!
"what's johnny's pcw?"
double yours
mweinstone
11-30-2010, 06:31
daaaammmm. your good boy. i taught you well.i bow to your knowlage. may your offspring bath in the warm glow of a perma porkfire in your hearth. my your mate secure herself inyour porkloins.oxoxooxoxporkless.
if pork came from dogs would you ?
A pig is nothing more than a dog made out of bacon.
mweinstone
11-30-2010, 08:11
if you were hungry. could a football be turned back into bacon?im thinkin, wash the tanning out. put back in the salt. slice thin. panfry. remove lace. and enjoy?
mweinstone
11-30-2010, 08:12
when charlie chaplan ate that boot, wonder if he tryed a football first.he really looks like hes eating it. love that scene.
bacon should be baked in the oven .....try it and will never fry bacon again....
mweinstone
11-30-2010, 08:57
wo wo wo! lets not get nasty. bacon frys. period. pizza palors bake bacon. hikers and lovers fry.sheesh. not used to being spoken to like that. we dont use the b word around here. we use the f word. man.......bake bacon. thats friggin upsetting. we fry because we can. not tryin to make some sort of healther baked junk. thats awful of you. im writting down your name on my no fry list. dont even sniff my campsites till you find yourself. bake...humpf!
camojack
11-30-2010, 12:10
wo wo wo! lets not get nasty. bacon frys. period. pizza palors bake bacon. hikers and lovers fry.sheesh. not used to being spoken to like that. we dont use the b word around here. we use the f word. man.......bake bacon. thats friggin upsetting. we fry because we can. not tryin to make some sort of healther baked junk. thats awful of you. im writting down your name on my no fry list. dont even sniff my campsites till you find yourself. bake...humpf!
Actually, I think that microwaving bacon works the best...although of course that's a bit problematic on the trail. :bse
mkmangold
11-30-2010, 22:17
If you brought along your own pig and ate him a little bit at a time, you could get pretty far before you had to carry him. After the last hoof is gone, you could resupply at a local farm.
wo wo wo! lets not get nasty. bacon frys. period. pizza palors bake bacon. hikers and lovers fry.sheesh. not used to being spoken to like that. we dont use the b word around here. we use the f word. man.......bake bacon. thats friggin upsetting. we fry because we can. not tryin to make some sort of healther baked junk. thats awful of you. im writting down your name on my no fry list. dont even sniff my campsites till you find yourself. bake...humpf!
trying not to contribute to a bacon induced coronary here but bakin bacon is the only way dude
mweinstone
12-01-2010, 08:24
yall aintst groweds up wit da oscar myer mom flippin out on tv dids ya?
Gray Blazer
12-01-2010, 08:35
Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be bacon-Porky Pig
mweinstone
12-01-2010, 08:59
can a bakini be made with bacon printed material for the straps? just thinkin.
I have 1.25 pigs worth of pork in my freezer right now, so I am prepared for the aporkalypse. My freezer is hidden behind secret walls so that casual visitors will not be tempted to disappear with my valuable bacon and pork chops and hams that I raised from little piglets.
mweinstone
12-01-2010, 17:56
allright boys. this threds gettin funny. settel in . its gonna take a while. aporkalips! did you make that up or porkorize it from a play about plagerizing?
Johnny Thunder
12-01-2010, 19:57
last night i ate about a half-pound of pork belly served in the traditional korean manner...tenderized, marinated in curry/barbeque, then cut into 2inch by one inch strips (1/2 inch thick) and cooked on what looked like a 2-inch-thick cast iron hubcap. dipped in sauce. dipped in another sauce. spread with a final sauce. wrapped in a lettuce leaf with some mushroom and fried garlic.
what do you know about my chicken samich?!?
4eyedbuzzard
12-01-2010, 20:12
allright boys. this threds gettin funny. settel in . its gonna take a while. aporkalips! did you make that up or porkorize it from a play about plagerizing?
Aporkalips Now - I love the smell of bacon in the morning!
I would never misaporkpriate anyone else's word!
One good thing about living up here in the north is no one knows that smoked pork hocks are almost as good as bacon. Almost none of my customers want the hocks from their pigs, so I get to keep them for myself.
How long do you think a smoked pork hock would last on the trail?
mweinstone
12-02-2010, 11:34
really really short amount of time. measured in nano nano seconds.
off-pher
02-12-2011, 20:23
bacon should be baked in the oven .....try it and will never fry bacon again....
blasphemy!!!!!!!!
off-pher
02-12-2011, 20:44
My P C W was about 2.5 lbs of dried heavenly BACON. I fried every bit before mountain crossing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!