Panama Red
12-18-2004, 16:55
I heard this one while hiking the AT approach in GA from a hiker named art who deserves all the credit
on day a hike was pumping water along the trail at laurel falls when a cowboy came by on his horse. now this cowboy looked rough and tough from two weeks on the trail in harsh weather. the cowboy came right up to the hiker and got off his horse without saying a word then walked behind the horse lifted up his tail and kissed his butt. the hiker looked in disgust and said "what did you do that for" and the cowboy said "my lips are real chapped and i dont have any lip balm" the hiker said " does that really help sore chapped lips?" and the cowboy said "no but i sure won't lick them now!"
on day a hike was pumping water along the trail at laurel falls when a cowboy came by on his horse. now this cowboy looked rough and tough from two weeks on the trail in harsh weather. the cowboy came right up to the hiker and got off his horse without saying a word then walked behind the horse lifted up his tail and kissed his butt. the hiker looked in disgust and said "what did you do that for" and the cowboy said "my lips are real chapped and i dont have any lip balm" the hiker said " does that really help sore chapped lips?" and the cowboy said "no but i sure won't lick them now!"