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neo
12-28-2004, 10:41
it would really be cool if we have a hiking princess beauty contest,can that be voted in at trail days in damasas va this year:sun neo

Bloodroot
12-28-2004, 10:59
it would really be cool if we have a hiking princess beauty contest,can that be voted in at trail days in damasas va this year:sun neo
Neo you just wanna be a trail pimp.:D

NICKTHEGREEK
12-28-2004, 11:04
it would really be cool if we have a hiking princess beauty contest,can that be voted in at trail days in damasas va this year:sun neo
Would a contestant be immediately disqualified if she kept her socks up with thumbtacks?

Special mention for hairy ankles?

Bloodroot
12-28-2004, 11:23
Hiking princess? Hiking princess beauty contest? Sex in a hammock?

Placing bets Neo's next thread will be a XXX Amateur Shelter Porn video.
Bo! You need to get laid!
(Good luck man!)

Bolo
12-28-2004, 11:39
Hiking princess?

Bo! You need to get laid!
(Good luck man!)Hey, Bloodroot, somebody's got to help Neo out...he's getting desperate!

Bloodroot
12-28-2004, 12:23
Man, maybe he's trying to work over some sympathy stuff with the threads. Might actually be a pretty good idea! I've seen it work for other folks before.

Neo I'm rootin for ya man!

art to linda
12-28-2004, 13:00
LOL... the title "princess" brings to mind a delicate little thing that needs to be taken care of. "Queen", on the other hand, has a much stronger ring to it ;)

White Oak
12-28-2004, 13:41
Neo, forget about the hiking part for now, you just need you a princess. Throw her in your pack later.



LOL... the title "princess" brings to mind a delicate little thing that needs to be taken care of.
I don't get it. Call me Dense Oak today.

grrickar
12-28-2004, 14:21
Placing bets Neo's next thread will be a XXX Amateur Shelter Porn video.
(Good luck man!)
You haven't seen the tiny cameras in the shelters yet? :D

Bloodroot
12-28-2004, 14:48
You haven't seen the tiny cameras in the shelters yet? :D
I knew something was up!

gravityman
12-28-2004, 14:59
You haven't seen the tiny cameras in the shelters yet? :D

YEAH! They are carried by the mice, right? Well, they got some great shots of my nose hairs!

Gravity

Peaks
12-28-2004, 17:35
it would really be cool if we have a hiking princess beauty contest,can that be voted in at trail days in damasas va this year:sun neo

If you have ever been to Trail Days, then you will know that they town already has a Miss Trail Days.

Chantilly Lace
12-28-2004, 18:41
Art To Linda is right - 'Hiking Princess' sounds too high maintenance. In my hiking circle they are referred to as 'Wood Nymphs.'

SGT Rock
12-28-2004, 18:44
Earth Mothers.

Pencil Pusher
12-28-2004, 19:47
Bushmasters

Red Hat
12-28-2004, 20:16
As Queen Mother of my Red Hat chapter, I already am the Hiking Queen... Who else hikes dressed in purple wearing a red hat? So what that I'm past my prime... Any hiking princess would have to contend with me!

grrickar
12-28-2004, 21:34
The females (wives and girlfriends included) were referred to as 'the hens' by the other members of the canoe/kayak club I was once a member of. They seemed to take it well, but then again, I never heard what term they used to refer to us .... :-?

SGT Rock
12-28-2004, 21:42
My wife said if she were a hiker, then hiking princess would offend her.

TDale
12-28-2004, 23:08
What's a hiking princess's favorite wine?


"When are we going to REI?"

dixicritter
12-28-2004, 23:39
My wife said if she were a hiker, then hiking princess would offend her.

Yep sure did. I think I'd prefer "Wood Nymph" or "Earth Mother" to hiking princess. :rolleyes:

Lilred
12-29-2004, 00:04
What's a hiking princess's favorite wine?


"When are we going to REI?"


Very Good TDale.....

I have to agree with others Neo, hiking princess does sound too high maintenance. But then again, Earth Mother sounds more suitable for someone my age. Perhaps..... hikine heiress??

neo
12-29-2004, 00:12
ok,i will explain what hiking princess means or came from, i met lady last year
she said i was great guy and all,but she said what i really need is a hiking princess,my response was what is a hiking princess,ya get it,kinda ended up as joke,trust me i am not deserate,just want some one special to share the trail with for laughing out loud.:sun neo

Clark Fork
12-29-2004, 06:25
ok,i will explain what hiking princess means or came from, i met lady last year
she said i was great guy and all,but she said what i really need is a hiking princess,my response was what is a hiking princess,ya get it,kinda ended up as joke,trust me i am not deserate,just want some one special to share the trail with for laughing out loud. neoDear Neo:

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“You have no complaint
You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't
So listen up Buster, and listen up good
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood”- John Prine

You need Clark Fork’s three-step foolproof method to meet a significant other. Follow these steps and you will be guaranteed to find a person with whom you can share your life.

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1. Decide you really want to date. Thru hikers don’t reach their goal by wishful thinking. You must really want something to make it happen. Finally decide to put aside the hindrances that are holding you back. Dating takes time, effort and commitment. In the triangle of succeeding at anything you need skills, knowledge and the proper attitude. Above all is attitude; to want something to happen. Don’t be the guy who prayed every day win the lottery. Finally, God peered down and said, “At least meet me half way and buy a ticket.” It is time to buy the ticket and to decide you really want to make it happen. “Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find the barriers within yourself that you have built against it.” Rumi

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2. Send out signals: Understand that all the persons you meet will assume the best. They will think since you are a neat person, you must be taken. Think of your situation from the other’s point of view. Let others who assume you are not single know that you are available. Many who learn you are available will try to fix you up. Some will, after learning you are available, let you know they are available. Thru hikers will tell you how much help they received from others whom they let know were going to make the hike. If you want to date, let the world know you are ready and able. “The distance is nothing; it is only the first step that is difficult.” Du Deffand

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3. Date: Don’t wait for the perfect person. Persons whom you meet will compare themselves favorably to the persons with whom you are seen. They will think if he/she dates so and so, then certainly I am better and he/she should be dating me. Again, look at it from the other person’s point of view. Who knows, maybe the person who seems just ok will turn out to be the best person you will ever meet. “Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness.”-Bertrand Russell

“What would you attempt to do if you knew you would not fail?” Robert Schuller

“You gotta dance like nobody’s watching, dream like you are going to live forever, live like you are going to die tomorrow, and love like it’s never going to hurt.” Meme Griffsters

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Good luck,

Clark Fork in Western Montana

neo
12-29-2004, 13:06
thanks clark,happy trails to ya always:sun neo