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mweinstone
02-06-2011, 21:24
why cant our stoves,lighters and headlamps be one unit? like a miners lamp thats adjustable to cook, light or illuminate.
why cant a cookpots cozy become a hat?
and finnaly, whay cant bacon be moleskin?
bigcranky
02-06-2011, 21:27
You can use your hat as a cozy, works fine. I suppose you can use your lighter to hike, but it might not be bright enough...
Bacon on a blister, though, that's just wrong. Bacon is for eating.
mweinstone
02-06-2011, 21:30
mods! big crankys right. i have blasphemed! remove thread!
bigcranky
02-06-2011, 21:34
yeah, I thought you knew that, matty
swjohnsey
02-06-2011, 21:36
What a great idea, hat as a cozy. Thanks! Johnny Appleseed used a pot for a hat.
mweinstone
02-06-2011, 21:52
the hat cozy works like this.
your tired after 22.8 miles.
the steak you just cooked and ate was perfection.
a chill has layed in and you reach for your cozyhat.
its soaked in the greese of a thousand miles of baconwalking.
its black with soot from your cookpot.
you put it on and lay down quietly resting waiting for sleep.
bozo walks out of the brush and sits on your head.
his fur and breath and gases warm you thru the night whilst his soft lickings at your cozyhat lull you to sleep. in the morning, your hat is clean as a whistle and bozos gone. each night he comes to your camp after that. your warm and safe all the way to springer!
Skidsteer
02-06-2011, 22:17
the hat cozy works like this.
your tired after 22.8 miles.
the steak you just cooked and ate was perfection.
a chill has layed in and you reach for your cozyhat.
its soaked in the greese of a thousand miles of baconwalking.
its black with soot from your cookpot.
you put it on and lay down quietly resting waiting for sleep.
bozo walks out of the brush and sits on your head.
his fur and breath and gases warm you thru the night whilst his soft lickings at your cozyhat lull you to sleep. in the morning, your hat is clean as a whistle and bozos gone. each night he comes to your camp after that. your warm and safe all the way to springer!
A Clown licking my hat really creeps me out.
mweinstone
02-06-2011, 23:10
bozo was a bear. who frequented cafes and resurants and held a position in a small towns community. he was over 7 feet tall and had a hankerin for diner foods.
If you use an alcohol stove your pot will always be clean and never get your hat dirty with soot. I used a hat and socks as a pot cozy.
mweinstone
02-06-2011, 23:39
no! one must cook on the fires of soot between alcohol cookings to ensure propper baconing and all manner of ultra steak.