View Full Version : Naked chic rescued from 450' cliff
Rescuers trip over themseleves rushing to the scene; long line of volunteers to help the young lass rappel to safety. :D
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/03/22/naked-woman-rescued-frombeing-stranded-san-diego-cliff/?test=latestnews
Skidsteer
03-23-2011, 10:09
It was not immediately clear how the woman ended up naked and stranded on a cliff 450 feet above sea level.
I suspect alcohol was involved. :D
paistes5
03-23-2011, 10:20
Everybody knows Black's Beach is a nude beach, that is if you live in San Diego.
Rain Man
03-23-2011, 10:50
And this has to do with the Appalachian Trail ... HOW???
Rain:sunMan
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Graywolf
03-23-2011, 10:55
Because she was naked, all else is relavent..
Because she was naked, all else is relavent..
She may have been practicing for "hike naked day".
She may have been practicing for "hike naked day".
Nay. She was just being cautious. Her clothes were all made of cotton.
Maybe she knew that she would be rescued faster if she tossed the clothes. Women use their bodies to get things from men all the time.
mlkelley
03-23-2011, 11:36
Nay. She was just being cautious. Her clothes were all made of cotton.
Now that's funny right there. :banana
LoneRidgeRunner
03-23-2011, 11:38
Maybe she should have worn rock shoes and a climbing harness and rapelling gear..then wouldn't have had to be rescued...LOL oh..wait,,,but then she wouldn't have been naked..
Nay. She was just being cautious. Her clothes were all made of cotton.
Cotton is appropriate for a day at the beach. Not so much for an extended trip when getting wet is a possibility and the temps will likely be below 70.
Cotton is inappropriate at Black's.
Hat maybe, but people will stare.
mweinstone
03-23-2011, 12:17
i cant even get a caver chick in a wet suit. wait, that would be good. i ment a fork lift operater chick with an ankle coller. wait , that unclear. what i mean is, i cant even get an imaginary chick with glued on clothes. there.
Sierra Echo
03-23-2011, 19:49
Nay. She was just being cautious. Her clothes were all made of cotton.
Now that right there was funny!
earlyriser26
03-23-2011, 19:53
You had me at naked chic
sheepdog
03-23-2011, 19:55
And this has to do with the Appalachian Trail ... HOW???
Rain:sunMan
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objection.....relevance
over-ruled...............sheeeeeeesh:D
Skidsteer
03-23-2011, 19:57
objection.....relevance
over-ruled...............sheeeeeeesh:D
Hahahahahaha!
that's what they call Ultralight hiking, no clothes
Maybe she knew that she would be rescued faster if she tossed the clothes. Women use their bodies to get things from men all the time.
thats the first solid argument i've heard lol...and supported with solid evidence >.<
Doc Mike
03-23-2011, 21:21
The more people I see naked the more I like them with their clothes on.
fiddlehead
03-23-2011, 21:30
It was fox news anyway.
Probably just made up the story to keep your mind off the fact that 4 nuclear reactors are melting down 3,000 miles upwind.
Pics, or it didn't happen.
mlkelley
03-23-2011, 22:07
Not a great pic, but here ya go.......
Monkeywrench
03-24-2011, 15:57
The more people I see naked the more I like them with their clothes on.
YEah, but then you catch a glimpse of the right person naked...
XCskiNYC
03-24-2011, 16:05
You had me at naked chic
Maybe it'll still catch on
My eyesight ain't that good - all I see is a huge pair of tatas!
Ox97GaMe
03-24-2011, 19:51
was that tatas, or Tah Dahs?
miassis dragon
03-25-2011, 17:27
Quote from article
"Black's Beach has been widely considered a "clothing optional'' recreation spot for decades, though lifeguards began handing out public nudity citations there about 12 years ago. Despite the effort to enforce a standard of modesty there, however, some insist on enjoying the scenic stretch of shoreline au naturel."
Plant cactus!....problem solved
My eyesight ain't that good - all I see is a huge pair of tatas!
lol........
FritztheCat
03-25-2011, 21:52
Plant cactus!....problem solved
Yeeouch! Heh!
Cool Hands
03-26-2011, 18:01
Fox News would be the ones to make this a news story. Lol.
Fox News would be the ones to make this a news story. Lol.
Could it be the only factual news story for the day?
And I mean the only factual news story from the National media.
Fox News would be the ones to make this a news story. Lol.
You can be excused as you are young and are still in the throes of the education system.
Pedaling Fool
03-26-2011, 19:48
Fox News would be the ones to make this a news story. Lol.
Cool Hands, when you do go through puberty you'll understand that anytime there's a naked chic,
It is News!!!
:sun
Cool Hands, when you do go through puberty you'll understand that anytime there's a naked chic,
It is News!!!
:sun
Yeah. But the excitement tends to mostly disappear as the years rolll on. There's nakedness. There are chicks. But not all are equal, most of the time, I've found.
Some chicks are more long lasting. A lifelong friend. Someone who is there when one needs them. Someone who eases the drift towards death. Someone you can share with and share that ease towards the end.
rainmaker
03-26-2011, 21:42
Yeah. But the excitement tends to mostly disappear as the years rolll on. There's nakedness. There are chicks. But not all are equal, most of the time, I've found.
Some chicks are more long lasting. A lifelong friend. Someone who is there when one needs them. Someone who eases the drift towards death. Someone you can share with and share that ease towards the end.
D*** Weary, now you've done it, I'll spend the rest of the night playing "The End" by Jim Morrison and the Doors. But you are right.
Skidsteer
03-26-2011, 21:53
Yeah. But the excitement tends to mostly disappear as the years rolll on. There's nakedness. There are chicks. But not all are equal, most of the time, I've found.
Some chicks are more long lasting. A lifelong friend. Someone who is there when one needs them. Someone who eases the drift towards death. Someone you can share with and share that ease towards the end.
D*** Weary, now you've done it, I'll spend the rest of the night playing "The End" by Jim Morrison and the Doors. But you are right.
I was thinking of watching "On Golden Pond"
D*** Weary, now you've done it, I'll spend the rest of the night playing "The End" by Jim Morrison and the Doors. But you are right.
Sorry. Life remains good. I wake up each day looking forward to challenges. I've never feared death. Just never thought it would happen to me. That has changed. After a couple of major surgeries and facing an 82nd birthday, I'm glad I can still do trail work and recruit folks for work I can't do.
Death is a part of life. As the years go by, I'm increasingly convinced an after life is 99.999 % myth. But neither do I much care. I sense I've done useful things, and some of those useful things will live after me for a few years anyway.
Many thanks, however, for reintroducing me to "the end" and the Doors. I may have destroyed your night, but you've made mine.
geckobunny
03-26-2011, 22:37
The more people I see naked the more I like them with their clothes on.
I see naked people everywhere...and they don't even know they're naked.
(6th Sense)
rainmaker
03-26-2011, 22:54
Sorry. Life remains good. I wake up each day looking forward to challenges. I've never feared death. Just never thought it would happen to me. That has changed. After a couple of major surgeries and facing an 82nd birthday, I'm glad I can still do trail work and recruit folks for work I can't do.
Death is a part of life. As the years go by, I'm increasingly convinced an after life is 99.999 % myth. But neither do I much care. I sense I've done useful things, and some of those useful things will live after me for a few years anyway.
Many thanks, however, for reintroducing me to "the end" and the Doors. I may have destroyed your night, but you've made mine.
Old Man Weary,
Down here in South Carolina we say that people who have reached your age are "old as dirt". It is actually a term of respect and possibly affection, depending on the person and the circumstances. I plan to finish my section hike of the AT this year and will probably be in your Great State during August. So how about hanging around a while longer, maybe we can meet up and exchange old people's stories.
Old Man Weary,
Down here in South Carolina we say that people who have reached your age are "old as dirt". It is actually a term of respect and possibly affection, depending on the person and the circumstances. I plan to finish my section hike of the AT this year and will probably be in your Great State during August. So how about hanging around a while longer, maybe we can meet up and exchange old people's stories.
Let me know as you approach Maine. Maybe we can get together in Baxter. But if you have a bit of extra time, make a stop in Phippsburg here on the coast. We have a great view, 30 miles of trails, and plenty of room. You are welcome to all three.
Not surprising this is a Faux News story.
They can't even get basic geography right...
Find Egypt on this map!
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/243033/FOXNEWS-EGYPT.jpg
mkmangold
03-27-2011, 02:44
I see naked people everywhere...and they don't even know they're naked.
(6th Sense)
I see naked people for a living and they know they're naked yet they keep coming back. Strange job.
takethisbread
03-27-2011, 07:19
Rescuers trip over themseleves rushing to the scene; long line of volunteers to help the young lass rappel to safety. :D
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/03/22/naked-woman-rescued-frombeing-stranded-san-diego-cliff/?test=latestnews
finally a good pic of the woman has emerged! (http://cache.diomedia.com/170/01/AA/X6/01AA-X67T.jpg)