Will Moody
03-15-2005, 23:56
13. Fire Department recruiters loiter at site
12. Hatfields and McCoys condemn site behavior
11. American Arbitration Association begins posting advertising
10. Site appoints Warren Doyle “Acting Fire Marshall”
9. Underwriters Laboratories refuses to certify site safety
8. “Uncle Johnny’s” provides cooling water… for free.
7. Site’s Internet Service Provider phones Red Adair
6. FTC requires site to attach “Flammable” warning label
5. Site visitors are reduced to drinking Moxie Cola to cool down
4. Thread generates more action than “Win a Free Thru-Hike” post
3. Attroll and Sgt. Rock are invited to Kyoto Conference
2. Don King offers to promote “Jack Tarlin v. TJ aka Teej”
And the number one sign a thread has become too hot….
1. TSA bans White Blaze in carry-on luggage
12. Hatfields and McCoys condemn site behavior
11. American Arbitration Association begins posting advertising
10. Site appoints Warren Doyle “Acting Fire Marshall”
9. Underwriters Laboratories refuses to certify site safety
8. “Uncle Johnny’s” provides cooling water… for free.
7. Site’s Internet Service Provider phones Red Adair
6. FTC requires site to attach “Flammable” warning label
5. Site visitors are reduced to drinking Moxie Cola to cool down
4. Thread generates more action than “Win a Free Thru-Hike” post
3. Attroll and Sgt. Rock are invited to Kyoto Conference
2. Don King offers to promote “Jack Tarlin v. TJ aka Teej”
And the number one sign a thread has become too hot….
1. TSA bans White Blaze in carry-on luggage