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jlb2012
04-06-2005, 08:26
This thread was inspired by a recent entry in the High Top Hut register by Hydro:

"miles per day is like your GPA in school - the bigger the number the better it looks but the smaller the number the more fun you are having"


Please add any inspiring entries found in this years registers or journals to this thread.

Lone Wolf
04-06-2005, 08:34
Blue-blazing is like masturbating. Everyone does it but no one admits to it.

Jack Tarlin
04-06-2005, 16:58
But blue blazing won't make you go blind.

Footslogger
04-06-2005, 17:26
But blue blazing won't make you go blind.================================
Is it "blind" or "deaf" ...eh, what'd you say ????

'Slogger

Clark Fork
04-06-2005, 18:44
Blue-blazing is like masturbating. Everyone does it but no one admits to it.And like thru-hiking, you don't have to look your best.

Clark Fork

SavageLlama
04-06-2005, 20:33
How is yellow-blazing like a fat chic?

It's fun to catch a ride until a friend sees you.

Nean
04-06-2005, 20:47
I like to blue blaze early in the mornin'.:banana

SGT Rock
04-06-2005, 20:47
How do you kill a thru-hiker?

Slam the lid on the toliet while he is getting a drink.

jlb2012
04-07-2005, 08:42
another quote from Hydro:

"Duct-tape does NOT mend a ripped thermarest."

A-Train
04-07-2005, 10:43
However duct tape does mend a ripped heart

bailcor
04-07-2005, 11:06
Whats maturbating?

Hyway
04-07-2005, 11:12
Its what older people do to please themselves

Footslogger
04-07-2005, 15:42
Its what older people do to please themselves==============================
Hmmm ...like HOW OLD ?? Damn, I remember when 30 was old !!

'Slogger