View Full Version : if you could be any animal..

05-28-2012, 23:22
What would you be?

05-28-2012, 23:26
I don't know what animal I would be, but I've always aspired to be as good as my dog thinks I am.

lemon b
05-29-2012, 07:31
Red Tailed Hawk.

05-29-2012, 09:00
a bald eagle so entitled injuns could shoot me for religious reasons

Lone Wolf: I sent you an Off-Topic PM yesterday, please check it when you have a chance, thanks.

Velvet Gooch
05-29-2012, 09:13
An eastern cougar, I could cause hikers to wonder if they really saw me

05-29-2012, 10:47
Indoor housecat. They have life made.

05-29-2012, 10:59
Bird. Preferably a raptor. Because they fly, and who hasn't always wanted to be able to fly?

Feral Bill
05-29-2012, 11:03
Sloth, I like just hanging around.

05-29-2012, 11:51
Human, they're the only ones that can play guitar.

Gray Blazer
05-29-2012, 12:17
This dog can play the piano.


05-29-2012, 12:18
red tail hawk

05-29-2012, 12:23
Sasquatch, because they have big feet and smell bad.

Josh Calhoun
05-29-2012, 12:54
i believe i would have to go with a hawk to. be some fun hunting

05-29-2012, 14:15
A Thru-hiking Dog,then I could lay around on the Shag bed,snif some butt,Lick some faces,get somthin to eat,piss on the packs of people I don't like,and hike 25 miles more than I want to.

Miami Joe
05-29-2012, 14:15
Dolphin. I can always fly into outerspace if things get really bad. So long and thanks for all the fish.

05-29-2012, 16:48
space monkey/chimp

05-29-2012, 18:05
If I can't be a human (we are animals after all) it'd have to be some sort of raptor, or a cetacean. I'd rather fly, or have access to open seas.

05-29-2012, 21:27

No natural enemies. (except other lions)
Have a pride of females to yourself... Who go out and find food for you.
Spend about 20 hours a day "resting".
Get up to eat, mate, and claim your territory.

Just doesn't get much better than that...

Except for maybe vultures. They can actually lock their wings and sleep flying!

05-29-2012, 22:48
thumbs up Good luck!

Pedaling Fool
05-30-2012, 09:04
The only animal I would want to be, any other would suck, because I'd spend all day just looking for food http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_sapien

05-30-2012, 09:29
A Timber Wolf

05-30-2012, 09:58
Have to be one of my pups...16167

Velvet Gooch
05-30-2012, 10:19
I'd be the Muppet one so I could drum for Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem

Feral Bill
05-30-2012, 12:38
The only animal I would want to be, any other would suck, because I'd spend all day just looking for food http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_sapien Homo sapiens
is more properly translated as "wise guy".

Jim Adams
05-31-2012, 08:52


05-31-2012, 09:11
i'd like to be a gannet"http://www.youtube.com/embed/ySPR4lqT5-o"
i always thought i'd be a marsh hawk but since i live at the beach,this is what i would like.the best of both worlds for me!

max patch
05-31-2012, 13:41
Is the OP "MrMiner2" really Barbara Walters? This thread makes about as much sense as this similar interview question:


Buffalo Skipper
05-31-2012, 14:09
I tend to think of myself as a buffalo.