View Full Version : if you could be any animal..
MrMiner2
05-28-2012, 23:22
What would you be?
I don't know what animal I would be, but I've always aspired to be as good as my dog thinks I am.
a bald eagle so entitled injuns could shoot me for religious reasons
Lone Wolf: I sent you an Off-Topic PM yesterday, please check it when you have a chance, thanks.
Velvet Gooch
05-29-2012, 09:13
An eastern cougar, I could cause hikers to wonder if they really saw me
Indoor housecat. They have life made.
Bird. Preferably a raptor. Because they fly, and who hasn't always wanted to be able to fly?
Feral Bill
05-29-2012, 11:03
Sloth, I like just hanging around.
flemdawg1
05-29-2012, 11:51
Human, they're the only ones that can play guitar.
Gray Blazer
05-29-2012, 12:17
This dog can play the piano.
http://www.wimp.com/dogpitch/
hikerboy57
05-29-2012, 12:18
red tail hawk
Sasquatch, because they have big feet and smell bad.
Josh Calhoun
05-29-2012, 12:54
i believe i would have to go with a hawk to. be some fun hunting
rocketsocks
05-29-2012, 14:15
A Thru-hiking Dog,then I could lay around on the Shag bed,snif some butt,Lick some faces,get somthin to eat,piss on the packs of people I don't like,and hike 25 miles more than I want to.
Miami Joe
05-29-2012, 14:15
Dolphin. I can always fly into outerspace if things get really bad. So long and thanks for all the fish.
slowfeet
05-29-2012, 16:48
space monkey/chimp
Sacchoromyces
05-29-2012, 18:05
If I can't be a human (we are animals after all) it'd have to be some sort of raptor, or a cetacean. I'd rather fly, or have access to open seas.
Lion.
No natural enemies. (except other lions)
Have a pride of females to yourself... Who go out and find food for you.
Spend about 20 hours a day "resting".
Get up to eat, mate, and claim your territory.
Just doesn't get much better than that...
Except for maybe vultures. They can actually lock their wings and sleep flying!
loveluck
05-29-2012, 22:48
http://www.discounthotelbook.com
thumbs up Good luck!
Pedaling Fool
05-30-2012, 09:04
The only animal I would want to be, any other would suck, because I'd spend all day just looking for food http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_sapien
Have to be one of my pups...16167
Velvet Gooch
05-30-2012, 10:19
I'd be the Muppet one so I could drum for Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem
Feral Bill
05-30-2012, 12:38
The only animal I would want to be, any other would suck, because I'd spend all day just looking for food http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_sapien Homo sapiens
is more properly translated as "wise guy".
Jim Adams
05-31-2012, 08:52
............otter
geek
beachbunny
05-31-2012, 09:11
i'd like to be a gannet"http://www.youtube.com/embed/ySPR4lqT5-o"
i always thought i'd be a marsh hawk but since i live at the beach,this is what i would like.the best of both worlds for me!
max patch
05-31-2012, 13:41
Is the OP "MrMiner2" really Barbara Walters? This thread makes about as much sense as this similar interview question:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbrTKFCv4HM
Buffalo Skipper
05-31-2012, 14:09
I tend to think of myself as a buffalo.