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evansprater
10-14-2012, 21:46
Anyone got any good hiking zingers out there? (Like one question one answer type jokes that make ya chuckle) I haven't seen a thread like this so let's make some laughter babies. I'll start it out...

How do you find the closest bathroom to your shelter?

I don't know, I'm not privy to that information.

Chuckle chuckle cheesy I know, gimme some good ones!

Packeagle
10-14-2012, 22:39
Not sure if its the proper format but i like:

Whats do you think about backing?

Its inTENTS.

Old Hiker
10-15-2012, 14:10
http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/35639,-1.php

evansprater
10-15-2012, 15:54
Those are great!! Hahah

Mags
10-15-2012, 16:28
An AT hiker sees some cow dung on the trail and immediately whips out his smart phone, angrily calls the ATC and demands to know why live stock is allowed on the trail.

A PCT hiker walks on the trail, sees some cow dung in a wilderness area, goes home and angrily writes an e-mail to the PCTA and see how livestock can removed from designated USFS wilderness areas.

A CDT hiker comes to cow dung and says "COOL! There must be water near by!!!!!"