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Train Wreck
10-30-2012, 05:58
Sandy :mad::mad:

Rasty
10-30-2012, 12:08
Train Wreck?:D

Train Wreck
10-30-2012, 12:12
Train Wreck?:D

Rastrakis! So bad, even you changed it!!

snifur
10-30-2012, 12:21
I met a guy that went by doosh (douche).

kayak karl
10-30-2012, 12:41
i met faceplant :D

Dobie Swift
10-30-2012, 12:48
Very proper female whose trail mates dubbed her "wholeroll" after her first trip to the privy after, um... "retaining" for several days.

Wise Old Owl
10-30-2012, 13:10
This is terrible.... I have one but its a current member. I can't.....

Train Wreck
10-30-2012, 13:14
The Name Which Must Not Be Spoken

HikerMom58
10-30-2012, 13:14
I always LOVED the trail names - Buns and Roses.... I don't know why? My daughter met them in 2008.... LOL!!

HikerMom58
10-30-2012, 13:14
The Name Which Must Not Be Spoken

I can think of a few of those... YUP!!!

Rasty
10-30-2012, 14:25
Rastrakis! So bad, even you changed it!!

Touche!:).....

hikerboy57
10-30-2012, 14:32
Touche!:).....what is your trail name?

Wise Old Owl
10-30-2012, 14:36
Doesn't matter - Now I don't have to remember how to spell it....

Train Wreck
10-30-2012, 14:36
Touche!:).....

Haven't you learned not to mess with me yet? :-D

Rasty
10-30-2012, 14:47
what is your trail name?

Robert.................

Rasty
10-30-2012, 14:48
Haven't you learned not to mess with me yet? :-D

Not yet.......................... It's like watching a train wreck!

hikerboy57
10-30-2012, 14:48
Robert.................
doesnt fit:confused:

Rasty
10-30-2012, 14:50
doesnt fit:confused:

It's what my wife calls me when I forget to do something that I just promised to do!

I do kind of like Rasty - Urban dictionary has it as a cross between rauchy and nasty.

Wise Old Owl
10-30-2012, 14:52
Rat-ti-Kiss - R-o-bert.... Oh hell. :rolleyes::cool: Rasty then...

turtle fast
10-30-2012, 14:56
I know a few but one remembers a hiker with the name of a state in the upper midwest next to Canada, coupled with the metal forgers occupation...smith. This name i know gets a few members here a going. ;)

hikerboy57
10-30-2012, 14:57
It's what my wife calls me when I forget to do something that I just promised to do!

I do kind of like Rasty - Urban dictionary has it as a cross between rauchy and nasty.

fits much better. i cant see "robert" at all.

RED-DOG
10-30-2012, 15:01
I met a young lady in 06 her name was Cum-a-lot, and of course my name RED-DOG

Rasty
10-30-2012, 15:01
fits much better. i cant see "robert" at all.

What's yours?

hikerboy57
10-30-2012, 15:04
Moron :)...........

atmilkman
10-30-2012, 15:06
I met a hiker who's name was upchuck.

Rasty
10-30-2012, 15:07
Moron :)...........

That's got to have a story behind it. I'm not sure I'm Rasty enough to call you Moron all day long next August.

hikerboy57
10-30-2012, 15:09
That's got to have a story behind it. I'm not sure I'm Rasty enough to call you Moron all day long next August.

the origins are gaelic apparently, given to me by an illegitimate child

hikerboy57
10-30-2012, 15:10
my trail name has been hikerboy for 15 years.only "special"people call me MORON

Rasty
10-30-2012, 15:17
the origins are gaelic apparently, given to me by an illegitimate child

Can I call you Tonto?

hikerboy57
10-30-2012, 15:24
Can I call you Tonto?
that would make you......
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Kemosabe_3533.jpg (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheFarSide)

Rasty
10-30-2012, 15:29
that would make you......
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Kemosabe_3533.jpg (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheFarSide)

I'm a "X"?

Wise Old Owl
10-30-2012, 15:30
ya all must be bored

hikerboy57
10-30-2012, 15:32
r u on the droid? try this:http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IBVPgalgRAk/TMwuyGLcD3I/AAAAAAAACuc/9_ssTfs3_9o/s1600/Lone%20Ranger%20Kemosabe%20Larsen.jpg

Rasty
10-30-2012, 15:34
ya all must be bored

A little...........

Rasty
10-30-2012, 15:36
r u on the droid? try this:http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IBVPgalgRAk/TMwuyGLcD3I/AAAAAAAACuc/9_ssTfs3_9o/s1600/Lone%20Ranger%20Kemosabe%20Larsen.jpg

It's also Spanish for Moron!

hikerboy57
10-30-2012, 15:39
ya all must be boredneed to laugh.
theres been too much misery today.
im exhausted.havent spoken to my daughters yet,communications are still pretty spotty, but at least i know theyre okay.
ill sleep better tonight.

Drybones
10-30-2012, 15:54
I believe there is an owloholic on this web site...OO (owloholics ononimous) might be able to help.

Wise Old Owl
10-30-2012, 16:43
its hard to do 21 steps on claws.... haven't touched a drop in a while...

One of my freinds on (their) Facebook said with this storm we have an excuse to drink....

RadioFreq
10-30-2012, 16:53
Met a girl in 2009 called "Wags". Anyone who's hiked above the tree line out west probably will get the reference.

rdljr
10-30-2012, 17:06
Wags wins .....yuck.

Bloomer
10-30-2012, 19:44
a hiker in 2010 named "Pony Porn" ........ got his name from taking video of horses on Mnt Rogers having sex and showing it to all who would watch

moldy
10-30-2012, 19:49
Late November, raining, dark, I'm by myself at Hogback Ridge shelter. Guy shows up, trailname...Manson. I kid you not

atmilkman
10-30-2012, 19:52
Late November, raining, dark, I'm by myself at Hogback Ridge shelter. Guy shows up, trailname...Manson. I kid you not
Did you ask him Charlie or Marilyn?

canoe
10-30-2012, 19:54
Late November, raining, dark, I'm by myself at Hogback Ridge shelter. Guy shows up, trailname...Manson. I kid you not

That had to make you feel good.LOL

Wise Old Owl
10-30-2012, 19:55
ouch....................

OutdoorsMan
10-30-2012, 19:57
Met an interesting thru-hiker with an 80 lb pack on Mt. Rogers. His trail name was very descriptive of a habit he had. His trail name was "Itchy Balls". I have other stories about him but it would not keep this thread on topic.

Yahtzee
10-30-2012, 21:36
2003 female hiker--- Vulture Chow. WORST NAME EVER!

HikerMom58
10-30-2012, 21:50
Funny thread... great for a good laugh!! :)

Tinker
10-30-2012, 22:14
I seem to remember hearing of a hiker named Eager Beaver, and, yes, she was a woman. :-?

hikerboy57
10-30-2012, 22:30
I seem to remember hearing of a hiker named Eager Beaver, and, yes, she was a woman. :-?

did she say "dam" a lot?

Wise Old Owl
10-30-2012, 22:42
Uhh she did say "Bucky" a lot.... not sure what that ment,,,,,Just say'in:rolleyes: Sorry lord ...I a-aa-apologise for that......


Oh trick or treat! you decide.

WingedMonkey
10-30-2012, 22:48
It scares me that some of you are allowed to tell campfire stories to Boy Scouts.

Wise Old Owl
10-30-2012, 22:50
Yea I haven't done that in years.,,,,No need to scare the ankle biters now...

rmitchell
10-30-2012, 22:55
Guy on the trail this year ( not to his face) was referred to as "FIGBAR".

MuddyWaters
10-30-2012, 22:56
"$hit for brains"

rmitchell
10-30-2012, 22:58
Opps, intended to type "FIGJAM".

swamp dawg
10-30-2012, 23:06
Snot Rocket

daddytwosticks
10-31-2012, 07:10
Dirty Dick. :)

chiefduffy
10-31-2012, 16:49
.........Pistop

Wise Old Owl
10-31-2012, 17:42
a very good freind Rotten Rodney... hope he is doing well!

hikerboy57
10-31-2012, 18:40
a very good freind Rotten Rodney... hope he is doing well!
good man, met him in maine.

Moose2001
10-31-2012, 23:18
In 2001 I hiked with a guy who named himself.....Assface. He used to always refer to himself in the third person. Kind of creepy. In 2005, met another hiker in VA with the trailname of .....Cumshot. Didn't ask why, or where, he got the name!

Carl Calson
11-01-2012, 11:16
saw in AT Journeys that someone went by the name "AssTrumpet".

Drybones
11-01-2012, 16:51
911...worst rail name. A good friend met me at Fontana to provide some much appreciated trail magic and hike a day with me. He brought fire wood and while chopping kindling with a hatchet cut himself badly. On our way to the Bryson City emergeny room about midnight he shared what his trail name was and how he got it. I could not remember the name nor details so I E-mailed him to refresh my memory, his reply:

My trail name is 911. Given after I busted my head open one night on springer and had to be evacuated off by emergency personnel because there was too much snow and ice on the roads for even the average four wheel drive to get up there. Special trucks had to be called in from the power company before they could find a truck to make it up there. Fortunately, my friend Kim was with me and there were a couple of great kids at the shelter that led me to the road as I kept passing out and was covered in blood.At first they thought I had cracked my skull but later determined just a bad concussion. After a night in the hospital I went back on the trail the next day, bandages and all.
As funny as the story is now, it was pretty scary that night.

wren again
11-01-2012, 18:16
My husband went by "The Pollinator". That always raised a few eyebrows, especially since we have lots of children. He was, however, named in honor of his bees. He's a beekeeper.

Many Moons
11-01-2012, 18:38
This past spring a starting thru got the name Brown Blaze as a joke for needing to find a new trail often for number 2. It started to change to Brown then he wanted to be called Mr. Brown. We all no how it started though!!! Hike On!!!


Miller

tiptoe
11-03-2012, 09:59
Over the years, I've met Young and Dumb (that's one name), Loner Boner, and Nuckin (brother to Futz).

SCRUB HIKER
11-03-2012, 12:03
saw in AT Journeys that someone went by the name "AssTrumpet".

Met him in 2011. That was my thought for how I was going to respond to this thread. Later on I met Fart Cloud and his girlfriend Pee Styles, who were e2e-ing the Long Trail.


Over the years, I've met Young and Dumb (that's one name), Loner Boner, and Nuckin (brother to Futz).

Same Loner Boner who was 80-something years old going for a thru in 2011? If so, he's an awesome dude.

Rawdog so called because he ate raw hot dogs on the trail (not for any other reason apparently ...). Definitely seen Cumshot in the shelter logs. My friend Manks after a long battle managed to fight off the trail name Meat Paper because he ate the wax wrapping on summer sausages.

Tuxedo
11-03-2012, 14:41
I considered the name IBuckone so when asked how I got that name I could say cause Timbuktu. never happened

hiking in 03' it was a rainy cold day and I hike in a self made kilt/crotchless cargo shorts design when I arrive at the shelter a few ask how I like it I said it's great cept a bit of a weenie shrinker... almost stuck with name pee wee or some variant of shrinkage

In 04' I met "piss's-in-wind" I said only 1 way to get that name isn't there? he said yep!

G.G.
11-03-2012, 16:10
Blowing Wind

tiptoe
11-03-2012, 16:44
yes, SCRUB HIKER, same Loner Boner. Very nice man indeed.

mlkelley
11-03-2012, 20:57
Dry Hole
Breakfast enema
Dick Flap

OzJacko
11-04-2012, 00:47
One of the funniest ones I've read about in TJ's was I40 who had a lengthy bout of constipation pass (pun intended) big time when crossing I40

Sarcasm the elf
11-05-2012, 01:05
Over the years, I've met Young and Dumb (that's one name), Loner Boner, and Nuckin (brother to Futz).





Same Loner Boner who was 80-something years old going for a thru in 2011? If so, he's an awesome dude.



I'm watching "Flip Flop Flippin," Squatch's A.T. Documentary again. He interviews the gentleman, but spells it Loner Boehner on screen.

MuddyWaters
11-05-2012, 09:16
In 2001 I hiked with a guy who named himself.....Assface. He used to always refer to himself in the third person. Kind of creepy. In 2005, met another hiker in VA with the trailname of .....Cumshot. Didn't ask why, or where, he got the name!


In the book "Things you find on the A.T.", the author describes an Assface. Said he got his name when he said "he stunk so bad his face smelled worse than his ass", or something like that. The other hikers dubbed him Assface. Also had a hiker named Tubesteak.

atmilkman
11-05-2012, 09:21
It ain't the worse trail name but we named a girl cottonmouth because one time she said if her underwear was crawling up any higher in her azz she'd be chewin' cotton.

tiptoe
11-05-2012, 12:01
Sarcasm the Elf (and you have one of the best names, btw), I think Boehner is the man's real last name.