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evansprater
01-20-2013, 19:29
Ever had it? Seen it? Heard it? Just curious.

mtntopper
01-20-2013, 19:32
There is no such thing! The gov. done a study back in the 70's and couldn,t find any.

fredmugs
01-20-2013, 19:32
Heard it. Smelled it.

Wise Old Owl
01-20-2013, 19:34
its as rare as Sasquatch.

HikerMom58
01-20-2013, 19:36
evansprater... no way no way... is that really YOU? I got nothing to answer ur question on that but it's good to "see" you again! :)

CrumbSnatcher
01-20-2013, 19:38
Ever had it? Seen it? Heard it? Just curious.alone or with someone else?:-?

Capt Nat
01-20-2013, 19:41
I hope not...

evansprater
01-20-2013, 19:48
Yes HikerMom it is I! Sorry I've been gone so long. I went through a sort of getting off the trail depression after getting settled in here in ASHEVILLE! This place is awesome, by the way.

But I mean, I feel like sex on the trail would be AWESOME! If it was with the right person. And you could find a good spot. Hah.

Sarcasm the elf
01-20-2013, 19:51
I assume you mean while long distance hiking and not just a couple of college kids on a dayhike?

I have it on good authority that it does happen. I also have it in good authority that some folks catch shelter mice for food. I find both cases equally unsanitary.

WingedMonkey
01-20-2013, 19:52
But I mean, I feel like sex on the trail would be AWESOME! If it was with the right person. And you could find a good spot. Hah.

How do you have sex with the wrong person?

slow mind
01-20-2013, 19:56
Gigitty, Gigitty...

Lyle
01-20-2013, 20:10
No sex for 2013 - they have a chaplain along.

flemdawg1
01-20-2013, 20:11
I would guess much more common in town. I would imagine everyone is more in the mood after a shower. a hotel room, and a couple of drinks.

Liminal
01-20-2013, 20:22
:p my husband is already plotting out his conjugal visits while I'm on the trail... :-?

yellowsirocco
01-20-2013, 20:25
Mark Sanford.

HikerMom58
01-20-2013, 20:30
Yes HikerMom it is I! Sorry I've been gone so long. I went through a sort of getting off the trail depression after getting settled in here in ASHEVILLE! This place is awesome, by the way.

But I mean, I feel like sex on the trail would be AWESOME! If it was with the right person. And you could find a good spot. Hah.

I'm glad u are not in a "funk" anymore! Asheville is a wonderful place to be! :) Happy for you!

Looks like u started a "haute" thread. ;)

prain4u
01-20-2013, 21:09
Sex "on the trail" is pretty rare--but sex does sometimes happen in shelters, in tents, out in the woods and definitely in hotel rooms. Frankly, other hikers---who are walking on the trail---generally don't want to step over (or walk around) people who are having sex on the actual trail! So, proper trail etiquette dictates that people have sex someplace OTHER than on the trail itself! But, ultimately HYOH and Your Mileage May Vary! :)

Rasty
01-20-2013, 21:14
Sex "on the trail" is pretty rare--but sex does sometimes happen in shelters, in tents, out in the woods and definitely in hotel rooms. Frankly, other hikers---who are walking on the trail---generally don't want to step over (or walk around) people who are having sex on the actual trail! So, proper trail etiquette dictates that people have sex someplace OTHER than on the trail itself! But, ultimately HYOH and Your Mileage May Vary! :)

Rules state you must be 200' off the trail and 200' from a water source. LNT principles are a must.

Starchild
01-20-2013, 21:25
I can conform Yes even if section hiking the AT and even if a boy scout troop leader has to hold a troop at bay till coitus is completed it happens and is very good and very much blessed from above - enjoy.

Peace

evansprater
01-20-2013, 21:31
How do you have sex with the wrong person?

Oh I don't know... drugs, alcohol. That sort of thing.

evansprater
01-20-2013, 21:35
Just had a thought - Sex on the Trail should be a drink.

3 oz. NBC "Trail Magic" Beer
2 oz. Jack Daniel's
A Ramen "spice" packet
Tuna juice
And crushed ibuprofen sprinkled over the top

Zing.

flemdawg1
01-20-2013, 21:46
I would say start with a standard Sex on the Beach recipe:
Ingredients

2/3 oz. Schnapps, peach
1 1/3 oz. Vodka (http://www.drinknation.com/ingredient/vodka)
1 1/3 oz. Cranberry Juice (http://www.drinknation.com/ingredient/cranberry-juice)
1 1/3 oz. Orange Juice (http://www.drinknation.com/ingredient/orange-juice)

Mixing InstructionsCombine ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake and strain into a highball glass filled with ice. And maybe instant cofee for the OJ. Now we need to convince some dumba.. um adventurous soul to try it.


​Then substitute Bourbon, for the vodka

flemdawg1
01-20-2013, 21:48
Some reason my text got mixed up.

Then substitute Bourbon, for the vodka And maybe instant cofee for the OJ. Now we need to convince some dumba.. um adventurous soul to try it.

HikerMom58
01-20-2013, 21:50
Hey... this is a thread drift on ur thread BUT ... i thought u might find this interesting. There's a guy a lil bit older than u hiking the trail. Started Jan 1. He's going thru the Smokies right now. If u search "Rifle" on Trail Journals... he should pop right up. Don't know if you'd be interested but just in case. :)

Pendragon
01-20-2013, 21:51
Oh I don't know... drugs, alcohol. That sort of thing.
Oh, it may take several decades and/or the right antibiotics, but yes, it is possible to have sex with the "wrong" person........

GoldenBear
01-20-2013, 22:21
If so, then it's one of the reasons I enjoy hiking the Trail!

http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/showthread.php?58217-wish-my-girlfriend-was-into-hiking!!!&p=961344&highlight=#post961344

Lone Wolf
01-20-2013, 22:43
Ever had it? Seen it? Heard it? Just curious.

yes to all 3

rocketsocks
01-20-2013, 22:49
Just had a thought - Sex on the Trail should be a drink.

3 oz. NBC "Trail Magic" Beer
2 oz. Jack Daniel's
A Ramen "spice" packet
Tuna juice
And crushed ibuprofen sprinkled over the top

Zing.tweeked just a bit

clam juice

"Atlas"
01-20-2013, 23:44
Judging by the term "Pink Blazing" and some of the groups I encountered I would think most everyone was having sex but ME.

Blue Mountain Edward
01-20-2013, 23:55
I seen a shelter ****. And I heard of a hostel ho. Sex happens even in crowded shelters, no class backpackers get there lust in the dust. Use your tent if you dont want to put on a show.

Chaco Taco
01-21-2013, 00:01
Ever had it? Seen it? Heard it? Just curious.
Its like a ritual

Different Socks
01-21-2013, 00:26
Seen it, heard it, had it. But only once......

l84toff
01-21-2013, 02:24
How do you have sex with the wrong person?

Ever watch Californication? I think they showed the *ahem* ins and outs of this exact problem in season 1 but I don't recall which episode.

OzJacko
01-21-2013, 06:52
Can't imagine it's sanitary, but MapMan's recent post about hiking times and the time difference between "younger" males hiking alone versus those hiking as a couple must have some sort of reason behind it.......;)

gizzy bear
01-21-2013, 10:39
this is quite the depressing thread... and i hope RCBear doesn't read it!! we hike as a couple and that is what couples do...well that is my story and i am sticking to it....and hygiene is ALWAYS of the utmost importance...i don't care what weight it adds....

MyName1sMud
01-21-2013, 10:48
I'm not hobosexual. So, no
Okay okay okay... I admit. I laughed my head off at this.

MDSection12
01-21-2013, 10:50
I've always imagined that those shelters are probably fairly popular with high school kids... Wish I had thought of that in my day. :-?

HikerMom58
01-21-2013, 10:53
Okay okay okay... I admit. I laughed my head off at this.

Ahhh ha ha!! That's why everyday at WB is a good day!! :p

rocketsocks
01-21-2013, 11:01
Ever had it? Seen it? Heard it? Just curious.You mean other than one's self, right?

snickersbar
01-21-2013, 11:44
Funny topic, thanks. Yes, there is sex on the trail. Last summer we were at Rock Spring Hut, mile 923.3, Virginia, only the "locked cabin in front" was occupied during this weekend. The cabin is .6 miles from a Spitler Knoll parking so the weekenders can lug up lots of alcohol, food, and things like gas stoves and condoms. Before dark, I walked by the cabin, on the path to get to the downhill water source, and I noticed a gallon of Gallo wine on the cabin porch next to the couple's cooler (I think/hope there was only 1 couple after hearing what was to come, LOL).

So, at about 8:30 pm the 10 of us, 2 families (thank goodness their small kids had already been put to bed), and 3 college aged section hikers were enjoying a nice fire at the shelter when we began to hear noises from the dark woods. The alarm rose because we thought there might be a pack of wild, rabid coyotes encircling our camp. LOL We all quickly hushed... and listened... and AWKWARD!!! Clearly and very theatrically, the woman from the cabin was wailing to the energetic cadence of what couldn't have been more OBVIOUSLY human mating. This must have gone on for at least the best 20 minutes of her life, because she went on-and on-and on like she was getting paid and a camera crew was on set; in a rental cabin; in Shenandoah; within earshot of a full shelter and camp of backpackers and weekenders. SIGH...

Even over the fire's radiance, I could feel the heat of everyone' of our blushing faces. We laughed it off and tried not to judge some folk's preferences for exhibitionism.
In the end, we rated the woman a 1-for style, 7.5-for vocals(howling), and a 10-for enthusiasm(faking it). Her male partner we rated a 10-for extreme effort(Viagra), a 1-for date selection(girl for hire), and a minus 10-for terrible wine selection.

Later on, the real Coyotes made a pass through the tent sites. Their sharp, squealing signal noises were both tasteful and a pleasure to listen to.

Wise Old Owl
01-21-2013, 11:49
Woo HOOOO! Best post ever!

snowblind
01-21-2013, 15:55
Yes, ... , ... As flemdawg1 pointed out, after a town visit and shower, makes for a more preferred situation on trail.

Scene: Wake up just after 7am to hear the cold morning rain continuing. The 1930's revamped shelter still doing its job.
Her: "... right now? Here, out in the open?"
Me: "It's sunday morning, just after 7am, raining and cold as hell. Pretty sure the local boy scout troop isn't going to be stopping by."

ATMountainTime
01-21-2013, 16:02
damn i was hoping that by the title this was an offer.

Chaco Taco
01-21-2013, 16:11
We were in Bar Harbor this past summer, camping near Acadia and had a screamer next to us. We laughed quite a bit because it sounded like she was faking it.

I will say that if you happen to ever be at Overmountain in the field or get a quiet night of solitude on the Humps, go place to do a little humpin. Just sayin :sun

Capt Nat
01-21-2013, 16:21
I get tired just thinking about 20 minutes...

Chaco Taco
01-21-2013, 16:22
I get tired just thinking about 20 minutes... or 20 seconds:p

BigRing
01-21-2013, 16:48
A permit is required in advance and you need to contact the forest ranger in order to fill out the proper paperwork. Once you complete the permit, hang one copy from the nearest tree limb.

BirdBrain
01-21-2013, 17:20
Ever had it? Seen it? Heard it? Just curious.

I think there are rules concerning this. It is sorta' the same as going to the bathroom. It should not be near a water source, be mindful of fragile plant life, and well of the trail. Besides, you might get stepped on if you did it on the trail.

lobotomized
01-21-2013, 17:23
Rules state you must be 200' off the trail and 200' from a water source. LNT principles are a must.

+1 Hilarious

BirdBrain
01-21-2013, 17:25
Rules state you must be 200' off the trail and 200' from a water source. LNT principles are a must.

Oops. This post makes mine look lame. I need to read all posts before trying to be original.

aficion
01-21-2013, 20:36
How do you have sex with the wrong person?

Did it with the wrong person for 15 years, but only occaisionally on the trail.

WalksInDark
01-21-2013, 21:05
Took a young newbie backpacking on the A.T. in SW VA. As dark was coming we settled into a shelter (sorry, can't remember the exact one)...and within the next hour 10 more folks crowded into the small ---probably designed for no more than 6 hikers--open front shelter as the night's rain began to fall.

I found it hard to fall asleep due to all of the folks talking and moving around...but finally fell asleep around midnight.

Morning came, I woke up my young hiking partner and stared making breakfast on the picnic table in front of the shelter. By the time my coffee and food was cooked...my young friend piped up with a few questions: "Why was that guy and girl at the back of the shelter doing noisy pushups in the same sleeping bag...even before the sun was up??

Upon hearing the child's question, myself and all of the other adults at the picnic table blew cereal and/or coffee out of our nostrils. I can't remember what my eventual reply was...but I do now that I was speechless for at least a few minutes.

HikerMom58
01-21-2013, 21:14
This thread is getting funnier by the minute...leave it up to our buddy evansprater to come up with this one. :)

Chaco Taco
01-21-2013, 21:15
Took a young newbie backpacking on the A.T. in SW VA. As dark was coming we settled into a shelter (sorry, can't remember the exact one)...and within the next hour 10 more folks crowded into the small ---probably designed for no more than 6 hikers--open front shelter as the night's rain began to fall.

I found it hard to fall asleep due to all of the folks talking and moving around...but finally fell asleep around midnight.

Morning came, I woke up my young hiking partner and stared making breakfast on the picnic table in front of the shelter. By the time my coffee and food was cooked...my young friend piped up with a few questions: "Why was that guy and girl at the back of the shelter doing noisy pushups in the same sleeping bag...even before the sun was up??

Upon hearing the child's question, myself and all of the other adults at the picnic table blew cereal and/or coffee out of our nostrils. I can't remember what my eventual reply was...but I do now that I was speechless for at least a few minutes.

and the lesson we learn here....stay away from shelters :)

HikerMom58
01-21-2013, 21:19
and the lesson we learn here....stay away from shelters :)

No No Chaco Taco... you've got it all wrong- shelters are where all the FUN is... LOL ;)

moytoy
01-21-2013, 22:24
There are some people who just can't stay away from the sex threads! Oops...there I go again:)

Chaco Taco
01-21-2013, 23:09
No No Chaco Taco... you've got it all wrong- shelters are where all the FUN is... LOL ;)
Yea and you can get an STD just from sleeping in one

prain4u
01-21-2013, 23:21
NOBO-sexual? SOBO-sexual? I guess, on the trail, sexual orientation has more to do with a compass direction than anything else. :) (I don't even want to imagine what a "flip-flop" would be!)

Chaco Taco
01-21-2013, 23:23
NOBO-sexual? SOBO-sexual? I guess, on the trail, sexual orientation has more to do with a compass direction than anything else. :) (I don't even want to imagine what a "flip-flop" would be!)
or a yo-yo

shelb
01-22-2013, 00:26
yes to all 3


Judging by the term "Pink Blazing" ......

Ah....it isn't about color, it i about texture... should be termed "cream blazing" if anything....

evansprater
01-22-2013, 00:38
This thread is getting funnier by the minute...leave it up to our buddy evansprater to come up with this one. :)

Haha thanks HikerMom! Thinking of the trail always gives me the funnies. Or maybe I'm just awesome. Probably a little bit of both. Either way, that Rifle guy is going to have a loottt of trouble in the Smokies if they are ANYTHING like they were when I passed through after Sandy. And something tells me that they're going to be. And bug season in NH and Maine?! This dooder is insane.

brian039
01-22-2013, 04:54
There were a group of us thru's at a shelter somewhere in VA. Everyone else except me and a teenaged weekender was in the shelter, we were camped out right next to it. I had shin splints at the time and in the morning I was moaning and groaning because it hurt to put my socks on. Later on that day I was stopped for a break and met all the other thru's who were in the shelter the previous night. They were all asking me if I had heard the teenager pleasuring himself that morning. I knew it was me they were talking about and the combination of not wanting to explain myself and the fact that their version was funnier led me to just go on letting them think that.

Miami Joe
01-22-2013, 08:35
ON the trail? Good God, man. Get a room.

coach lou
01-22-2013, 08:52
ON the trail? Good God, man. Get a room.


The 2 that started all this, only had a shade tree.:o

RCBear
01-22-2013, 08:53
I am going to laminate me an official "Trail Relations" permit that has the white blaze on it and hang it from the back of my pack. It will also include the statement that you only need 1 permit per 2 people. That way you can leave your options open. :)

.... Of course this is in theory only and should NOT been used by people that have Gizzy Bear as their hiking partner. Or I run the risk of her finding a new place to stow her hiking poles at the end the day

Josh Calhoun
01-22-2013, 09:01
I get tired just thinking about 20 minutes...

haha that made me LOL

Hairbear
01-22-2013, 09:40
How do you have sex with the wrong person? Its called an adams apple that doesnt show till morning light. This hasnt happened to me ,but the fear is there strong enough to look several times during foreplay.lol

RCBear
01-22-2013, 09:47
How do you have sex with the wrong person? Its called an adams apple that doesnt show till morning light. This hasnt happened to me ,but the fear is there strong enough to look several times during foreplay.lol

I'd like to point out that if you are figuiring it out during foreplay, that would still be too late in the game for me! !

gizzy bear
01-22-2013, 09:55
I am going to laminate me an official "Trail Relations" permit that has the white blaze on it and hang it from the back of my pack. It will also include the statement that you only need 1 permit per 2 people. That way you can leave your options open. :)

.... Of course this is in theory only and should NOT been used by people that have Gizzy Bear as their hiking partner. Or I run the risk of her finding a new place to stow her hiking poles at the end the day

that is a pretty sexist comment...why do YOU get the "trail relations" permit?!? why are your options open? so i suppose you ordered me a "trail burka" ?? pfffft....

Hairbear
01-22-2013, 09:56
I'd like to point out that if you are figuiring it out during foreplay, that would still be too late in the game for me! ! darn the junk glasses lmao.

Hairbear
01-22-2013, 10:00
darn the junk glasses lmao. I guess that answers the question of when you walk into a shelter woundering why there is a pair of smashed glasses on the floor.

RCBear
01-22-2013, 10:08
darn the junk glasses lmao. I guess that answers the question of when you walk into a shelter woundering why there is a pair of smashed glasses on the floor.

After 1500 miles of trail behind you, I'm guessing it may just be like prison. People willing 2 step outside of there box so to speak. Lol

fredmugs
01-22-2013, 10:14
Judging by the term "Pink Blazing" and some of the groups I encountered I would think most everyone was having sex but ME.

Pink blazing > Red blazing.

RCBear
01-22-2013, 12:33
that is a pretty sexist comment...why do YOU get the "trail relations" permit?!? why are your options open? so i suppose you ordered me a "trail burka" ?? pfffft....


yes. but REI has a great return policy on the Osprey Trail Burka 95 (which is the ventilated model, 2 holes at the nose) ....section hike and then return them.

gizzy bear
01-22-2013, 12:39
yes. but REI has a great return policy on the Osprey Trail Burka 95 (which is the ventilated model, 2 holes at the nose) ....section hike and then return them.

i want the one that comes with a camel.... kanx

coach lou
01-22-2013, 12:43
Come on....I'm tryin' to work here.......................Gizzy in a Burka.....................:eek:

RCBear
01-22-2013, 12:49
Come on....I'm tryin' to work here.......................Gizzy in a Burka.....................:eek:

Not sure that makes my top 5 on the role playing list, but hey...i don't want to be known as prude either!

Crystal2886
01-22-2013, 15:10
haha, yes it happens ON the trail. and beside the trail. and in shelters. and on picnic tables outside the shelter. and wherever else, really. annnd yes someone has been heard "having sex" with himself in a shelter as well. :banana
No need to be all lonely on the trail!

Statue
01-22-2013, 15:32
Does having sex on the trail improve your base weight? If so, I'm in.

stranger
01-22-2013, 15:46
Seen it, done it, heard it...life doesn't stop cause you go hiking. Some people are more private than others, some have no common sense, people will be people : )

evansprater
01-22-2013, 18:15
lol! I am on the floor laughing at some of the responses to this. Thanks guys. Keep em coming!

rocketsocks
01-22-2013, 18:23
lol! I am on the floor laughing at some of the responses to this. Thanks guys. Keep em coming!Pun or now pun?

Alleghanian Orogeny
01-22-2013, 18:27
lol! I am on the floor laughing at some of the responses to this. Thanks guys. Keep em coming!

Agreed. This is a scream. Post #3 from fredmugs is my favorite so far.

AO

broken arrow
01-22-2013, 18:49
do you get your name in the book for Thru-Humping?

evansprater
01-22-2013, 19:00
do you get your name in the book for Thru-Humping?

On that note, I will plan on having my girlfriend meet me at the top of Katahdin. Hopefully I'll be the only one summitting that day.

rocketsocks
01-22-2013, 19:06
On that note, I will plan on having my girlfriend meet me at the top of Katahdin. Hopefully I'll be the only one summitting that day.I don't think your allowed to pitch a tent on the top of the mountain, than again.....

Creek Dancer
01-22-2013, 19:10
I don't think your allowed to pitch a tent on the top of the mountain, than again.....

Snotty! You're back! Yay! Figures you would be posting on this thread. :)

Wise Old Owl
01-22-2013, 19:26
His nose is clean... Thank god he's back ...he is missed!

Train Wreck
01-22-2013, 19:51
Say all you like, I bet there's more than one poster here who, given the choice between sex and a large all-the-way pizza, might have a serious quandary on their hands :rolleyes:

evansprater
01-22-2013, 20:37
Say all you like, I bet there's more than one poster here who, given the choice between sex and a large all-the-way pizza, might have a serious quandary on their hands :rolleyes:

Aw snap. Good point. Then again, you can always American Pie that pie. Then eat it.

Mother Natures Son
01-22-2013, 20:43
YES, YES, YES !!! (That's all before we left the Doyles.;}

rocketsocks
01-22-2013, 22:44
Snotty! You're back! Yay! Figures you would be posting on this thread. :)Hey Creek Dancer, what can I say....I'm a opportunist...with a smidge of OCD...hehehe

but I am staying out of the women's forum, my comments have not be appreciated there, so my work there, be done.

Capt Nat
01-22-2013, 23:05
Say all you like, I bet there's more than one poster here who, given the choice between sex and a large all-the-way pizza, might have a serious quandary on their hands :rolleyes:

I'd step on or over a nekkid cheerleader to get to that pizza!

Hairbear
01-22-2013, 23:54
I'd step on or over a nekkid cheerleader to get to that pizza! id pull the speedy gonzalas. Yell yeha andelei yeha ,by the time you got to the pizza the cheerleader would be pregnant and the pizza would be crust.

Hairbear
01-22-2013, 23:59
If ive had a few crowns i wont guarantee the cheerleader wouldnt be crust,and the pizza pregnant.

Another Kevin
01-23-2013, 00:16
REI advertises that all its sleeping bags have the same length zipper, and men's models zip on the left while women's zip on the right. Just sayin'.

Theosus
01-23-2013, 00:19
Mark Sanford.

As a South Carolinian, I take offense to this, and would like to set the record straight on this one.
Yes, Sanford was cheating on his wife, but the Appalachian Trail reference was Verizon's fault.

When he was asked by an aide when he would be returning to South Carolina, he was on his cell phone, and with the bad connection
they thought he said, "I'm hiking the Appalachian Trail".

What he really said was, "I'm liking this Argentenian Tail!"

Since most South Carolinans don't know, or care, where Argentina is (because they don't have sweet tea, NASCAR or the Gamecocks),
you can understand the mistake. Please make a note of it.

Different Socks
01-23-2013, 00:28
This is my "saw it, heard it" experince on the AT, June 2, 1992. It occurred south of Partnership Shelter in the MRNRA.

Then it happened: At the next dirt road crossing were two trucks. One was parked so it partially blocked the trail, the other was parked on the opposite side next to a 3rd vehicle. I saw the passenger door was open and was going to say hello as I approached, but changed my mind. A man was standing at the door of the truck and as I neared the end of the trail I saw a yellow shoe sticking out of the cab. It was moving up and down, and was a woman's pump. Then I fuigured it out. This guy was getting ready for some action with his woman whom lying across the seat. The man had not noticed me until I was about to sit down on a berm behind the back of the first truck. He was preparing to unzip his pants(or had already done so), then saw me. He stopped abruptly when I looked up. I yelled, "Don't mind me. Go right ahead with what you are doing". He must have in his 40's, maybe 50's, the woman I never fully saw. And ya know what? He didn't stop, he kept on going. I was a mere 20 yards(maybe less) distance from his truck. I attempted not to look, keeping my eyes on the ground, yet curiousity got the best of me and my head angled up to steal a peek. He was no longer standing. The one pump was replaced by 2 sets of shoes hanging off the edge of the seats and out the door, moving ever so slightly for the effort. Mere seconds and I quickly turned my eyes away.
It must have been a quickie, because I wasn't sitting there more than 5 min, got up to walk down to the trail, and they were both dressed and sitting in the cab smoking cigarettes. I tried to pretend not to look, but I think they were too busy attempting to look like it never happened. Well, I didn't want some southern red neck kind of guy getting mad at me for showing up at the wrong time, so I mosied on down the road and disappeared into the woods. That would be the most action I'd see til I saw my girlfriend again in New Hampshire, several weeks and hundreds of miles away. Only 4 miles to my abode for the night.

BirdBrain
01-23-2013, 01:13
Hopefully I'll be the only one summitting that day.

Summitting? So that's what we are calling it now.

Another Kevin
01-23-2013, 01:56
Summitting? So that's what we are calling it now.

Well, they say it's a peak experience.

Coffee Rules!
01-23-2013, 02:16
do you get your name in the book for Thru-Humping?

You can put it in a book, just don't carve it in a shelter. Well, maybe a notch on the...uhh...well there's no bed posts, so...

mtnkngxt
01-23-2013, 06:00
There is a very narrow window of time each year for acceptable pink blazing. Spring break for Virginia colleges typically unleashes outdoor rec programs on the trail full of attractive coeds who are happier to spend the week sleeping in the dirt than laying on a beach in Cabo.

Met my ex on the trail, so it does workout occasionally.

Chasing thru hiking women is too much work, they hike too fast.

broken arrow
01-23-2013, 12:10
There is a very narrow window of time each year for acceptable pink blazing. Spring break for Virginia colleges typically unleashes outdoor rec programs on the trail full of attractive coeds who are happier to spend the week sleeping in the dirt than laying on a beach in Cabo.

Met my ex on the trail, so it does workout occasionally.

Chasing thru hiking women is too much work, they hike too fast.

you sound like you fit the "section-humper" catagory

T-Rx
01-23-2013, 18:17
There is a very narrow window of time each year for acceptable pink blazing. Spring break for Virginia colleges typically unleashes outdoor rec programs on the trail full of attractive coeds who are happier to spend the week sleeping in the dirt than laying on a beach in Cabo.

Met my ex on the trail, so it does workout occasionally.

Chasing thru hiking women is too much work, they hike too fast.

Sounds like the optimal time to be a sex-tion hiker!

mtnkngxt
01-23-2013, 19:25
you sound like you fit the "section-humper" catagory

It was a joke, don't go off half drawn. I'm the last person on earth who will be harassing women on the trail or anywhere else. I can barely make small talk with women let alone try to woo them.

J5man
01-23-2013, 19:34
Sex on the trail is common with Ultra Lighters............they will do anything to lighten their load!:)

atmilkman
01-23-2013, 19:37
Met my ex on the trail, so it does workout occasionally.


An ex means it didn't work out.:( :) :banana

mtnkngxt
01-23-2013, 19:54
Nope came home from college to find her and my daughter shacked up with a guy in the Navy. I've never felt the need for a woman in my life since then. Bob Marley got it right.

Darwin13
01-23-2013, 23:30
Dont be in the Tri state area from March 15th to the 24th. Just giving you a heads up now.

Coffee Rules!
01-23-2013, 23:41
Dont be in the Tri state area from March 15th to the 24th. Just giving you a heads up now.

And why, pray tell, might we want to avoid said area during said timeframe?

evansprater
01-23-2013, 23:53
Studies show if you "lighten your load" three times a day on the trail you can hike .17% faster. Almost as much as cutting the handle off of your tooth brush.

hikerboy57
01-24-2013, 00:06
And why, pray tell, might we want to avoid said area during said timeframe?
i think its supposed to rain

atmilkman
01-24-2013, 00:10
Studies show if you "lighten your load" three times a day on the trail you can hike .17% faster. Almost as much as cutting the handle off of your tooth brush.

Now that was funny.

Mountain Mike
01-24-2013, 00:37
Studies show if you "lighten your load" three times a day on the trail you can hike .17% faster. Almost as much as cutting the handle off of your tooth brush.

Does that take into account the time involed to lighten your load?

evansprater
01-24-2013, 00:49
Does that take into account the time involed to lighten your load?

If you're a true ultralighter, you can lighten your load and hike simultaneously, much like an ultralighter can seemingly eat, poop, and sleep while hiking as well.

Steve Jennette
01-24-2013, 05:58
What is "sex"? Have heard a lot about it, even asked my ex-wife what it was, but she said she had no idea.

Mountain Mike
01-24-2013, 06:28
What is "sex"? Have heard a lot about it, even asked my ex-wife what it was, but she said she had no idea.

Sorry can't tell you until you have at least 50 meaningful posts. & the last one doesn't count!

evansprater
01-24-2013, 14:57
"Sex" refers to whether or not your a man or a woman. If you have had an ex-wife, and your name is Steve, I would assume your "sex" is male, and hers is female. We're simply trying to assess whether or not this "sex" is pertinent on the trail. Right guys?

Coffee Rules!
01-24-2013, 15:01
at least 50 meaningful posts.

**Snicker** Methinks that qualifies as an oxymoron here at WB. :p

Seatbelt
01-24-2013, 18:28
Well, maybe a notch on the...uhh...well there's no bed posts, so...


Now I know where the "Notch" reference comes from up in the northern section of the trail....

Starchild
01-24-2013, 19:36
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Chaco Taco
01-24-2013, 19:40
Sex on the trail is common with Ultra Lighters............they will do anything to lighten their load!:)
HeeeyyyyYoooooooooo, nice one

Dogwood
01-24-2013, 20:10
Sex on the trail is AWESOME! Why? So much of the excess baggage, expectations, and stereotypes are removed. The make up, expensive dates, fancy cars, fancy clothing, which fork do I use for the salad?, credit cards, Cosmo mags with article titles like "How to Please Your Man in Bed", colognes, etc are mostly rermoved from the equation. It's raw sex, and sometimes love, at it's best.

Darwin13
01-24-2013, 22:08
And why, pray tell, might we want to avoid said area during said timeframe?


I think you know.

BirdBrain
01-25-2013, 01:34
**Snicker** Methinks that qualifies as an oxymoron here at WB. :p


Sorry can't tell you until you have at least 50 meaningful posts. & the last one doesn't count!

Excellent point. I am still looking for my 1st one.

Chaco Taco
01-25-2013, 08:04
Finally, someone with a real answer


Sex on the trail is AWESOME! Why? So much of the excess baggage, expectations, and stereotypes are removed. The make up, expensive dates, fancy cars, fancy clothing, which fork do I use for the salad?, credit cards, Cosmo mags with article titles like "How to Please Your Man in Bed", colognes, etc are mostly rermoved from the equation. It's raw sex, and sometimes love, at it's best.

evansprater
01-25-2013, 12:18
What constitutes a "real" answer anyways? I think we're about to get quite philosophical here, folks.

HikerMom58
01-25-2013, 12:32
Me thinks that this thread is like the song that never ends...:D It's great! I look forward to "catching up" everyday on here, for a good laugh. Y'all are good, just sayin... I wish there was a "like" & easy comment feature on this one... I'd sure use it. ;)

It's a perfect "cabin fever" thread, in the dead of winter for many of us. Snow is falling, now, as I "speak". Yipeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

evansprater
01-25-2013, 12:47
You know what else is good for cabin fever? (See topic of thread for answer)

Coffee Rules!
01-25-2013, 13:04
I think you know.

If I did, I wouldn't have asked.

Coffee Rules!
01-25-2013, 13:05
What constitutes a "real" answer anyways?

It depends on your definition of "is." :p

Coffee Rules!
01-25-2013, 13:13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYxoAJ3Boyc

Almost There
01-25-2013, 13:15
So...that's how the Chunky Gal Trail got it's name. Always wondered about that.

daddytwosticks
01-25-2013, 15:47
...and Big But over by Albert (Alberta) Mountain! :)

Train Wreck
01-25-2013, 15:58
There's a Sweat Heifer Trail in the Smokies, too :)

evansprater
01-25-2013, 16:21
Those trails will only lead to Blue Ball Blazing.

Train Wreck
01-25-2013, 16:23
Hey, are you done with the trail for a while or are you just taking a winter break? I can't remember.

evansprater
01-25-2013, 16:27
I haven't decided yet. I may get back on in Spring, but my buddy is at school here and will finish in May 2014 and is interested in doing the trail then. Which would be super awesome. So I'm looking at RVs and may just live in one for the next year or so and save another couple grand and restart from springer in 2014. Number one goal next time i'm on the trail, though: TRAIL SEX! just kidding. it's like number two or three.

evansprater
01-27-2013, 21:52
I will not let this thread die! Long live Sex on the Trail!

hikerboy57
01-27-2013, 21:55
i would like to have sex on the trail.
preferably with someone else

evansprater
01-28-2013, 00:02
i think a hammock would be perfect. the girl could just sort of, stand up.

evansprater
01-28-2013, 00:04
PS- look how many views this thread has. I think I should win a prize for most viewed thread ever.

Mountainsmike
01-28-2013, 00:08
PS- look how many views this thread has. I think I should win a prize for most viewed thread ever.

hikerboys cyber cafe (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/showthread.php?86369-hikerboys-cyber-cafe)Started by hikerboy57 (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/member.php?28481-hikerboy57), 07-16-2012 16:34 1 (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/showthread.php?86369-hikerboys-cyber-cafe)2 (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/showthread.php?86369-hikerboys-cyber-cafe/page2)3 (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/showthread.php?86369-hikerboys-cyber-cafe/page3)4 (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/showthread.php?86369-hikerboys-cyber-cafe/page4)5 (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/showthread.php?86369-hikerboys-cyber-cafe/page5)...896 (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/showthread.php?86369-hikerboys-cyber-cafe/page896)http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/images/Eloquent/miscgreen/paperclip.png







Replies: 17,900 (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=86369)
Views: 316,878

I think you have a few to go!

coach lou
01-28-2013, 00:11
hikerboys cyber cafe (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/showthread.php?86369-hikerboys-cyber-cafe)

Started by hikerboy57 (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/member.php?28481-hikerboy57), 07-16-2012 16:34 1 (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/showthread.php?86369-hikerboys-cyber-cafe)2 (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/showthread.php?86369-hikerboys-cyber-cafe/page2)3 (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/showthread.php?86369-hikerboys-cyber-cafe/page3)4 (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/showthread.php?86369-hikerboys-cyber-cafe/page4)5 (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/showthread.php?86369-hikerboys-cyber-cafe/page5)...896 (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/showthread.php?86369-hikerboys-cyber-cafe/page896)http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/images/Eloquent/miscgreen/paperclip.png







Replies: 17,900 (http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=86369)
Views: 316,878

I think you have a few to go!

And the Cafe' isn't the most by a long shot

atmilkman
01-28-2013, 00:14
PS- look how many views this thread has. I think I should win a prize for most viewed thread ever.
Not quite yet. You still got dog and gun and sunflower seed threads ahead of you let alone the cafe. Keep plugging. (literally)

rocketsocks
01-28-2013, 00:18
Sex on the trail

wkifgvn%saa$asd#8.//asdf/aktg9*#%

coach lou
01-28-2013, 00:21
'Socks.......you haven't missed a step!:banana

Train Wreck
01-28-2013, 00:22
I am personally more interested in Sox on the Trail...I just bought 2 pair of the Darn Tough girly socks thanks to a heads up on another thread :p

rocketsocks
01-28-2013, 00:23
'Socks.......you haven't missed a step!:bananayeah, i'm ova here now. My naughty snotty post for the day....I'm goin ta bed boy's later. always end on a Winning

atmilkman
01-28-2013, 00:25
Sex on the trail

wkifgvn%saa$asd#8.//asdf/aktg9*#%

socks you shouldn't have done that to everbody.
here you go people http://www.sexonthetrail.com/watch/video

rocketsocks
01-28-2013, 00:27
socks you shouldn't have done that to everbody.
here you go people http://sexonthetrail.com/watch/videoThat's just rotten, I got my eye on you19304

hikerboy57
01-28-2013, 00:34
another vote for darn tuff.

Thirsty DPD
01-28-2013, 09:48
another vote for darn tuff.

one more for darn tuff. camp shoes, boots or trail runners, sox are sexy rolled down.

evansprater
01-28-2013, 23:32
socks you shouldn't have done that to everbody.
here you go people http://www.sexonthetrail.com/watch/video

I'm confused...

Capt Nat
01-29-2013, 09:39
Read it again with an upside down spoon in your mouth...

hikernutcasey
01-29-2013, 12:11
In a meager attempt to get this thread somewhat back on topic...I am currently reading Becoming Odyssa and according to her sex on the trail does happen. To be more specific sex in a shelter somewhere between Erwin and Damascus right next to two other people trying to sleep.

I'm sorry but if that was happening right beside me I think I would have to...well on second thought I would just lay there and cover my ears because I don't want to have to confront a naked dude.

MDSection12
01-29-2013, 15:22
In a meager attempt to get this thread somewhat back on topic...I am currently reading Becoming Odyssa and according to her sex on the trail does happen. To be more specific sex in a shelter somewhere between Erwin and Damascus right next to two other people trying to sleep.

I'm sorry but if that was happening right beside me I think I would have to...well on second thought I would just lay there and cover my ears because I don't want to have to confront a naked dude.

"You'd better finish up, get some pants on, wash your hands and get read for a whoopin'!"

twilight
01-30-2013, 09:16
I saw two deer having sex on the trail on time (well it was off the trail while I was pooping).................................It was a real awkward moment.

twilight
01-30-2013, 09:19
I saw two deer having sex on the trail on time (well it was off the trail while I was pooping).................................It was a real awkward moment.

Sorry about that, that was suppose to be two deer having sex on the trail one time, not "on time". That might be a whole other topic!?!?!?

Another Kevin
01-31-2013, 08:08
I saw two deer having sex on the trail on time (well it was off the trail while I was pooping).................................It was a real awkward moment.

Deer having sex isn't an awkward moment. Porcupines having sex, there's an awkward moment.

Chaco Taco
01-31-2013, 08:50
Deer having sex isn't an awkward moment. Porcupines having sex, there's an awkward moment.
couple of pricks

BirdBrain
01-31-2013, 14:12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI

HikerMom58
01-31-2013, 14:45
This thread is soooo funny!!!!!!!!!!

And the thread lives on.... u gotta be proud E.............:)

BirdBrain
01-31-2013, 14:59
This thread is soooo funny!!!!!!!!!!

And the thread lives on.... u gotta be proud E.............:)

You tell me what is going on in that video.

rocketsocks
01-31-2013, 15:05
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTIThat fella has got some staying power, he reminds me of the tree people, and I expect to see a spaceship land, I think he does too.....that is freakin nuts..awesome!

rocketsocks
01-31-2013, 15:08
That fella has got some staying power, he reminds me of the tree people, and I expect to see a spaceship land, I think he does too.....that is freakin nuts..awesome!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19zPBBGtdBY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19zPBBGtdBY

BirdBrain
01-31-2013, 15:09
That fella has got some staying power, he reminds me of the tree people, and I expect to see a spaceship land, I think he does too.....that is freakin nuts..awesome!

Not sure he can see anything after that. I expected to see the camera flipping through the air as he passes out.

rocketsocks
01-31-2013, 15:11
Not sure he can see anything after that. I expected to see the camera flipping through the air as he passes out.Excitable boy! I wonder how he'd handle a eclipse?:sun

mfleming
01-31-2013, 15:11
Out hiking once and came around the corner to find a girl on her knees performing oral sex on her boyfriend. Just kept walking

rocketsocks
01-31-2013, 15:13
Out hiking once and came around the corner to find a girl on her knees performing oral sex on her boyfriend. Just kept walkingThat gives new meaning to F me runninn.

HikerMom58
01-31-2013, 20:37
You tell me what is going on in that video.

I didn't see a video... I musta missed something... do I want to see it? I was just reading the comments....

Oh the rainbow.. vid? That guy is freakin out...cryin even... what does this mean, what does this mean? LOL!!

Wise Old Owl
01-31-2013, 20:43
There is no such thing on the trail - it does not exsist.... pink bazing wanaabess... yea..

Here is porcupines mating.... ask kids to leave the room/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUVYM5nrvL4&feature=player_detailpage

Deacon
01-31-2013, 21:54
There is no such thing on the trail - it does not exsist.... pink bazing wanaabess... yea..

Here is porcupines mating.... ask kids to leave the room/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUVYM5nrvL4&feature=player_detailpage

Is it just me or did I see a smile on that porky's face at the end of the video?

evansprater
02-01-2013, 00:29
Oh he was smiling alright. Pink blazin sumbitch

Mountain Mike
02-01-2013, 01:41
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/373783_445191305551803_595416026_n.jpg

NerdyJohn
02-01-2013, 03:53
Is this how threads become "sticky"? :-?

hikerboy57
02-01-2013, 07:13
Is this how threads become "sticky"? :-?

its hair gel

Grand Poobah
02-01-2013, 10:30
It def happens. I know a few who found some in town at local bars and such. Check the Logs in the shelters, some brag about it, you may be surprised it happens more often than you think. Its pretty awesome in the middle of the woods during a rain/wind storm all to yourselves. I think you get used to not being clean, so that is not an issue.

Seatbelt
02-01-2013, 14:19
They always warned me while hiking to watch out for the "pink-breasted split-tails".....

Thanks WOO for the "porcuporn"

hauptman
02-02-2013, 00:47
No random hookups, but if you go with someone special those twinkling stars and a hot fire on a cold night may just get her in the mood. oh, and remember your hygiene and good bourbon.

Chaco Taco
02-02-2013, 00:52
No random hookups, but if you go with someone special those twinkling stars and a hot fire on a cold night may just get her in the mood. oh, and remember your hygiene and good bourbon.
The most sensible comment in the whole thread

NerdyJohn
02-02-2013, 13:45
Out hiking once and came around the corner to find a girl on her knees performing oral sex on her boyfriend. Just kept walking

I'll bet she went by the name "Trailhead"...:o

coach lou
02-02-2013, 14:17
I moved to this quaint new England coastal community 5 yrs ago, we have a place 'Town Park', Baseball and soccer fields, small ice skating pond and maybe 4/5 square miles of trails. EVERY time I ride my mountain bike thru I come up apon some form of fooling around somewhere:o

Coffee Rules!
02-02-2013, 15:46
The most sensible comment in the whole thread

The NERVE of some people! Being sensible? SCANDALOUS!

hikerboy57
02-02-2013, 16:29
I'll bet she went by the name "Trailhead"...:o

very good. you show true Cafe potential.

evansprater
02-02-2013, 22:17
Trailhead. Classic. Best trail name ever. I wonder if she got a nickname like "southern terminus". Or, part of her did.

HikerMom58
02-02-2013, 22:27
^Holy Smokies batman ;).. ur thread got 186 comments and 12,906 views.^

aficion
02-02-2013, 22:39
^Holy Smokies batman ;).. ur thread got 186 comments and 12,906 views.^
Yeah, people like sex. That is why we are all here.

HikerMom58
02-02-2013, 22:48
Yeah, people like sex. That is why we are all here.

Yep, true dat. It's nice being around all of you while we all enjoy "the ride".

BirdBrain
02-02-2013, 22:51
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt2FiiMWNHU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt2FiiMWNHU

wyclif
02-03-2013, 16:40
Yes, yes, and yes.

BirdBrain
02-03-2013, 16:51
Yes, yes, and yes.

I'll have what she is having.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZluzt3H6tk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZluzt3H6tk

Train Wreck
02-03-2013, 17:00
I'll have what she is having.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZluzt3H6tk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZluzt3H6tk

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evansprater
02-03-2013, 17:06
lmao

13000 views

bring it

cybercafe aint got nothin

hikerboy57
02-03-2013, 17:20
lmao

13000 views

bring it

cybercafe aint got nothin
we get that many views in a couple days

evansprater
02-03-2013, 17:25
sex on the trail will beat you. no pun

hikerboy57
02-03-2013, 17:26
sex on the trail will beat you. no pun


its all good

BirdBrain
02-03-2013, 17:27
lmao

13000 views

bring it

cybercafe aint got nothin


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipWoX9xL2No

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipWoX9xL2No

Just Jack
02-03-2013, 17:28
Just wondering if she has to be alive for it to count?

BirdBrain
02-03-2013, 17:30
Just wondering if she has to be alive for it to count?

Normally yes... but .... yes she has to be alive. My double rainbow just went poof.

evansprater
02-03-2013, 18:04
Normally yes... but .... yes she has to be alive. My double rainbow just went poof.

his new trail name is bundy