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grrickar
06-07-2005, 23:53
A hiker walks into a restaurant off the trail and orders 10 cheeseburgers and 10 sodas. He proceeds to gobble them down at breakneck speed, so fast that the waitress behind the counter says "slow down buddy, what's the rush?"

The Hiker replies "You'd eat this fast too if you had what I've got"

The waitress looks concerned as she backs away from the mangy hiker and asks "Umm...so what exactly do you have?"

To which the hiker replies: "About 75 cents"

:bse

hauptman
06-08-2005, 00:27
sounds like a plan to me! ha, ha, he, he!!!!!!!!!!!

Pencil Pusher
06-08-2005, 10:28
Run like the wind, Bullseye.