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BlackJack1
02-12-2013, 01:13
Is cuben fiber lighter and stronger than a trojan or other material? It would cost me $30 to make one so I need advise before I invest.

degritz
02-12-2013, 01:19
It really depends on what you are using it for, most us a condom as an emergency backup water carrier; that being the case, any non-llubricated will work, as they carry about 1L of water, and quality will not beat quantity

SCRUB HIKER
02-12-2013, 06:01
Even if there is a weight savings, the type of partners you'll attract without a traditional condom will probably have a lot of baggage to unload on you.

kayak karl
02-12-2013, 06:27
just take your bear grylls knife with you and kill a sheep if you need to make one, or don't kill it :D

daddytwosticks
02-12-2013, 07:29
What are you going to use to seal the seams? :)

4Bears
02-12-2013, 08:40
just take your bear grylls knife with you and kill a sheep if you need to make one, or don't kill it :D

Chuckling, Karl, that one took me a half a heart beat to sink in, no pun intended.

4Bears
02-12-2013, 09:04
Before you invest you should first ask and answer some questions, the top ten questions.
10) What is the intended use?
9) How often do intend/plan to use it?
8) Is it reusable? If so, what is the cleaning procedure? How heavy and what is the cost of cleaning material?
7) How is it stored between uses and post use, prior to cleaning?
6) How many times can it be used?
5) Is it custom fit or one size fit all?
4) Is it hypo-allergenic?
3) What colors are available?
2) Would it affect your thru hike status?
1) What would the Pope say??

Zippy Morocco
02-12-2013, 10:25
A true ultra-lighter would get a vasectomy :-)

Coffee Rules!
02-12-2013, 13:45
A true ultra-lighter would get a vasectomy :-)

Zippy wins the innerwebz.

/thread

/WB

/internet

Coffee Rules!
02-12-2013, 13:46
If so, what is the cleaning procedure?

Whatever it is, PLEASE make sure you're at least a mile from any water source!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wise Old Owl
02-12-2013, 13:49
a true ultra-lighter would get a vasectomy :-)


.....................winning!

atmilkman
02-12-2013, 13:54
A true ultra-lighter would get a vasectomy :-)


Zippy wins the innerwebz.

/thread

/WB

/internet


.....................winning!
Best of the day so far.

Astro
02-12-2013, 14:10
A true ultra-lighter would get a vasectomy :-)

Nah, a "true ultra-lighter" would say why carry the extra ounces an go for castration.

p.s. I sure am glad I am not a "true ultra-lighter" :)

Hairbear
02-13-2013, 00:29
Cuban fiber does not hold up to friction well,so youll have to use the grocerie store method,get in get what you need ,and get out before it cost you too much. Most women will tell you we are masters at that any way.

Odd Man Out
02-13-2013, 00:36
Cuban fiber does not hold up to friction well,so youll have to use the grocerie store method,get in get what you need ,and get out before it cost you too much. Most women will tell you we are masters at that any way.

You could always lubricate with Vaseline on your balls.

4Bears
02-13-2013, 00:38
Whatever it is, PLEASE make sure you're at least a mile from any water source!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hint.... Think about it .... fish do it in the water!! LOL

rocketsocks
02-13-2013, 01:04
Is cuben fiber lighter and stronger than a trojan or other material? It would cost me $30 to make one so I need advise before I invest.
No need for Cuben, I just use a Gortex sock.

Coffee Rules!
02-13-2013, 02:38
You could always lubricate with Vaseline on your balls.

THREAD DRIFT! :p

Coffee Rules!
02-13-2013, 02:49
Hint.... Think about it .... fish do it in the water!! LOL

Now I'm even less of a seafood fan.

hauptman
02-13-2013, 03:00
I'm starting to think I'm not the only one not getting any.

Hot Flash
02-13-2013, 21:40
Nah, a "true ultra-lighter" would say why carry the extra ounces an go for castration.



Nah, everyone needs a luxury item that just hangs around for the sake of comfort...

Del Q
02-13-2013, 22:35
Would it be "Ribbed"?

Dr. Professor
02-13-2013, 23:50
I'm starting to think I'm not the only one not getting any.

Nah.

A lot of us are married.

4Bears
02-14-2013, 00:00
Nah.

A lot of us are married.

I think we have a winner. lol

Coffee Rules!
02-14-2013, 03:41
I'm starting to think I'm not the only one not getting any.

Trust me, you're not. It's been so long I'm not even sure I remember what it is I'm supposed to get.

Wise Old Owl
02-14-2013, 04:27
Nah.

A lot of us are married.


+1 and 2 and damn ... do you live on a mountain and say ummmmmm ....

Dr. Professor
02-14-2013, 07:49
+1 and 2 and damn ... do you live on a mountain and say ummmmmm ....

As it happens, I do live on the exact peak of a not so big mountain (1602 feet), but I dont think I say ummmmmm any more than the next guy....

Bosman
02-14-2013, 11:09
Lol, what cuben would be used .31?

Del Q
02-14-2013, 21:31
CF condom's and body glide, no hiker should go without them!

Male or female...........never know who you might meet.

On my last hike there was this really beautiful girl from Argentina out looking for a Senator or something.

Mountain Mike
02-14-2013, 21:49
Don't forget to Vaseline your balls.

Dr. Professor
02-14-2013, 21:55
Would it be "Ribbed"?

The seams.