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max patch
05-20-2013, 19:50
A cute 21 year old female college student hiking in Colorado with a couple friends, ate mushrooms, got naked, and then got rowdy. Friends called 9-1-1.
35 deputies and other rescue personnel responded. :)
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/naked-woman-on-mushrooms-rescued-784532?35
atmilkman
05-20-2013, 20:01
One guy had it right. You or I call a cop and we're lucky if one shows up in half an hour. Cute naked coed - we'll be right there.
hikerboy57
05-20-2013, 20:02
i was wondering how one gets rowdy on shrooms.
Sarcasm the elf
05-20-2013, 20:07
Once again I made the mistake of reading the comments section under the article, and as usual I died a little inside...
MDSection12
05-20-2013, 20:36
i was wondering how one gets rowdy on shrooms.
Psychoactives like that can have wildly varying effects depending on the individual and their surroundings. Though it may be a small percentage there are always those people that will just react poorly, sometimes very poorly... But you know that, I'm sure. :-?
Despite her poor decisions I do feel bad for the girl, perhaps even more so for her friends, but at the end of the day it was just another unnecessary use of the rescue worker's time and resources. As I understand it in CO you can buy a fishing license and elect to pay into some type of insurance pool for rescue services... My friend didn't fish at all but explained that if he were snowboarding and needed rescue the $15 or so he spent on the fishing license would mean the rescue costs were covered. I wonder if this girl is getting a bill?
LOL LOL LOL 21 yr old female (not bad looking either!) gets shroomed out and naked on top of mountain and has to be rescued by 35 deputies and rescue personel. BEST story I heard all day.
Just look at that prima donna pose too. I got her name though. I'm going to call her up in about 10 yrs and remind her husband and kids what she did when she was 21! LOL.
You damn well know if it was me like two guys with cattle prods would push me naked down the mountain and into the back of a squad car. At the police station I would be handcuffed naked to a bench awaiting a bond hearing.
She's from Boulder too! Ha Ha. If I saw her walking down a street in Boulder I would say as loud and obnoxious as I could, "look there goes the hot naked I wanna do shrooms up on the mountain girl that had to be rescued!"
max patch
05-20-2013, 21:39
Upon furthur reviesw, 35 actually seems like a low number...
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rocketsocks
05-20-2013, 21:48
kids....gotta learn to ride that wave!
OM goodness. Where do I sign up for S&R?
Sad, she must have gotten really freaked out by the shrooms. That's shrooms for ya. 15 mins after eating the first two shrrrooooms. Uhh hey I'm not feeling anything. Those must not have been any good. Uhh, give me 2 more. No No not the little ones. I want the big ones. Are you sure? Yeah Yeah. Gobble Gobble Puke Puke 40 mins later she must have felt like she was on the Enterprise doing Warp 9 going down a rabbit hole. What kind of people was she with that allowed her to do that crazy crap?
Seriously, she obviously has some things going for her. Hope she learned what not to do and who she should be spending time with.
Hold on tight. It's just a mind ******. Ride the wave. ****** dat. Ride the wave of life.
coach lou
05-20-2013, 22:05
i was wondering how one gets rowdy on shrooms.
Ah, that was my thought!:-?
Hey, shrooms are a hallucinogen. People sometimes freak out and CAN get rowdy when they are hallucinating. What's there to wonder about? Any number of reactions CAN occur when people believe that what they are imagining are real.
atmilkman
05-20-2013, 22:43
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=HTTAPCUtbc8
All this should look great on her resume' in a couple of years.
What kind of people was she with that allowed her to do that crazy crap?
Other people that ate even bigger shrooms.
Stogie88
05-21-2013, 12:25
one can only imagine where her mind took her. good thing the people she was with were "decent" enough to get help and not leave her in the woods alone.
rocketsocks
05-21-2013, 13:14
one can only imagine where her mind took her. good thing the people she was with were "decent" enough to get help and not leave her in the woods alone.
Yep, that would have been wrong..."never leave your wing man"
max patch
05-21-2013, 13:58
Hmmm.....anybody see Mags Sunday evening?
Ha! My wife is definitely not a 21 yo college girl.
Mrs Mags was throwing me a birthday party.
No naked 21 yo college girls were involved.
BTW, something similar happened last year with college dudes.
http://www.dailycamera.com/boulder-county-news/ci_19315401
Something in the water? :)
No naked 21 yo college girls were involved.
That's what they all say.
max patch
05-21-2013, 16:30
Next time I get a pizza in Boulder I'm gonna tell em to hold the mushrooms.
Sarcasm the elf
05-21-2013, 16:48
Next time I get a pizza in Boulder I'm gonna tell em to hold the mushrooms.
I just got back from there (got back the day BEFORE this incident) had the mushroom pizza, nothing illicit about it. Don't trust the beer though, it's as strong as moonshine and is darn easy to drink. :eek:
Good wing men would have gotten her clothed and warm, and helped her ride it out, or escorted her out, without involving the authorities. But, I'm obviously an insensitive, old-school, rugged individualist. :)
Trebor66
05-21-2013, 19:25
IMO - A really good wing man would of tried to stop her from doing drugs in the first place.
Wise Old Owl
05-21-2013, 19:27
For the first time,,,I am such a speechless owl...
Biggie Master
05-21-2013, 22:57
IMO - A really good wing man would of tried to stop her from doing drugs in the first place.
Exactly...
glad she is ok
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Old Grouse
05-22-2013, 11:41
I bet her parents are proud, too.
Next time I get a pizza in Boulder I'm gonna tell em to hold the mushrooms.
Don't have to go to Boulder for great mushroom pizza. When in Gainesville Ga next try Mellow Mushroom Pizza. Don't expect Dominos, Little Ceasars, etc type pizza and don't expect their prices either.
coach lou
05-22-2013, 15:10
Don't have to go to Boulder for great mushroom pizza. When in Gainesville Ga next try Mellow Mushroom Pizza. Don't expect Dominos, Little Ceasars, etc type pizza and don't expect their prices either.
Sorry for the drift.....the Elf and half of Connecticut are of Italian decent.....we know where to get good apizza......I would venture to say you could get a good pie in New Jersey to!
I'm enjoying the drift. Have to get my mind off naked 21 yo coeds being rescued off mountain tops. NJ and NY serve pizza(and Chinese food) on every other corner. Pizza has to be made by someone with a name like Vinnie, Pauly, Carmine, Vito, Luigi, etc. HARD to find a good pie in places like Utah, Idaho, and Hawaii though.
Sarcasm the elf
05-22-2013, 15:54
I'm enjoying the drift. Have to get my mind off naked 21 yo coeds being rescued off mountain tops. NJ and NY serve pizza(and Chinese food) on every other corner. Pizza has to be made by someone with a name like Vinnie, Pauly, Carmine, Vito, Luigi, etc. HARD to find a good pie in places like Utah, Idaho, and Hawaii though.
You forgot Frank and Sally! right Lou?
Best pizza in Boulder (at least IMO) is Boulder Backcountry pizza.
http://backcountrypizzaandtaphouse.com/index.php
Has a crapload of beers on tap, too
http://backcountrypizzaandtaphouse.com/beers.php
Mmmmm....
What, no love from my CT brethren for the white clam pizza at Pepe's?
Sarcasm the elf
05-22-2013, 16:49
You forgot Frank and Sally! right Lou?
What, no love from my CT brethren for the white clam pizza at Pepe's?
We've got you covered, the Frank I referred to in my earlier post was none other than the great Frank Pepe!
coach lou
05-22-2013, 16:50
You forgot Frank and Sally! right Lou?
I'm enjoying the drift. Have to get my mind off naked 21 yo coeds being rescued off mountain tops. NJ and NY serve pizza(and Chinese food) on every other corner. Pizza has to be made by someone with a name like Vinnie, Pauly, Carmine, Vito, Luigi, etc. HARD to find a good pie in places like Utah, Idaho, and Hawaii though.
I had apizza in Montana once....it had Jimmy Dean Breakfast sausage on it:eek:
coach lou
05-22-2013, 16:51
What, no love from my CT brethren for the white clam pizza at Pepe's?
Pepe's is the Elfs favorite............HB and I are also partial to Pepe!:D
I had apizza in Montana once....it had Jimmy Dean Breakfast sausage on it:eek:
Hey, when in Rome, do as the Romans do. Or in this case I guess the Maontanans, Montanians, or whatever they call themselves. :D
I had the pizza in Rome. With a side of baccala
They owners spoke Italian to me. When I replied back in my terrible American accent, think I confused them more than anything. :)
coach lou
05-22-2013, 16:58
Hey, when in Rome, do as the Romans do. Or in this case I guess the Maontanans, Montanians, or whatever they call themselves. :D
I had the pizza in Rome. With a side of baccala
They owners spoke Italian to me. When I replied back in my terrible American accent, think I confused them more than anything. :)
Some of the folks I've met in Montana over the years have trouble understanding ME!
I had the pizza in Rome. With a side of baccala
They owners spoke Italian to me. When I replied back in my terrible American accent, think I confused them more than anything. :)
Baccala? Reminds me of Festa dei sette pesci. Back to pizza, did you patronize Caserta's back in the day?
Sarcasm the elf
05-22-2013, 18:55
Pepe's is the Elfs favorite............HB and I are also partial to Pepe!:D
Lou, have you tried Roseland Apizza in Derby? It's a great little hole in the wall that makes a phenomenal grated cheese pizza.
Sarcasm the elf
05-22-2013, 19:00
On another note, only here on Whiteblaze could you expect to see a thread which began as a bunch of men commenting on a story about a naked 21 year old coed quickly morph into a discussion about Italian food. :rolleyes:
atmilkman
05-22-2013, 19:16
On another note, only here on Whiteblaze could you expect to see a thread which began as a bunch of men commenting on a story about a naked 21 year old coed quickly morph into a discussion about Italian food. :rolleyes:
Makes ya hungry doesn't it.
coach lou
05-22-2013, 19:42
I've read it so many times that after a page or 2 what has been said just about covers it........so, we've discussed the 21 yr old girl on drugs.......so what is next for us guys............our stomachs:D
Trebor66
05-22-2013, 19:55
I've been away from this thread for a day or so and boy did it take a strange turn.....
On another note, only here on Whiteblaze could you expect to see a thread which began as a bunch of men commenting on a story about a naked 21 year old coed quickly morph into a discussion about Italian food. :rolleyes:
Some of us are at a point in our lives where the Italian food is a much more realistic expectation. ;)
Some of us are at a point in our lives where the Italian food is a much more realistic expectation. ;)
When I was unemployed and could not to be super extravagant with the cash, I promised the future Mrs Mags a nice meal on a spur of the moment discussion.
I could not afford a very expensive restaurant. However, I could, and can, cook.
Reached for the beans, reached for the macaroni and reached for the eggs. Grabbed some olive oil out of the pantry. Some veggies, garlic and onions. A bottle of red table wine was in the cupboard as well.
Some pasta fazhool (fagioli) and a fritatta was whipped up.
A simple meal. Peasant food Grandma called it.
But so yummy when done well.
What does Italian food have to do with a young woman in Boulder?
Well the future Mrs Mags did marry me. Must have been something in that macaroni. ;)
So there you have it...Italian food, a young woman, some hiking, Boulder...now we need to work beer into this thread.
Sarcasm the elf
05-22-2013, 22:43
I just got back from there (got back the day BEFORE this incident) had the mushroom pizza, nothing illicit about it. Don't trust the beer though, it's as strong as moonshine and is darn easy to drink. :eek:
When I was unemployed and could not to be super extravagant with the cash, I promised the future Mrs Mags a nice meal on a spur of the moment discussion.
I could not afford a very expensive restaurant. However, I could, and can, cook.
Reached for the beans, reached for the macaroni and reached for the eggs. Grabbed some olive oil out of the pantry. Some veggies, garlic and onions. A bottle of red table wine was in the cupboard as well.
Some pasta fazhool (fagioli) and a fritatta was whipped up.
A simple meal. Peasant food Grandma called it.
But so yummy when done well.
What does Italian food have to do with a young woman in Boulder?
Well the future Mrs Mags did marry me. Ahem. ;)
So there you have it...Italian food, a young woman, some hiking, Boulder...now we need to work beer into this thread.
I thought I had already worked the beer from southern sun into this thread... :sun
OK, I'm bringing a keg of Brown Ale that I brewed up to Carroll County this weekend, to share with some friends with whom I have spent much time hiking in the Whites. We have also shared Italian food, and on occasion there were mushrooms involved (and onions and pepperoni). Lastly, I met most of their wives when they were 21 or younger. That should wrap it up. :)
I thought I had already worked the beer from southern sun into this thread... :sun
Mea culpa! Mea culpa!
It is what I get for scanning a thread quickly. ;)
Good beer. Mmm..beer.
OK, I'm bringing a keg of Brown Ale that I brewed up to Carroll County this weekend, to share with some friends with whom I have spent much time hiking in the Whites. We have also shared Italian food, and on occasion there were mushrooms involved (and onions and pepperoni). Lastly, I met most of their wives when they were 21 or younger. That should wrap it up. :)
Folks. We have a winner.
On another note, only here on Whiteblaze could you expect to see a thread which began as a bunch of men commenting on a story about a naked 21 year old coed quickly morph into a discussion about Italian food. :rolleyes:
Actually, I'm enjoying both worlds right now. I've flown out to meet with the 21 yo coed happily consoling her with the virtues of sober long distance hiking while noshing some scrumptious Itallian food......a pizza.......... with mushrooms.
I couldn't sleep. I googled pizza ans found this thread.
A cute 21 year old female college student hiking in Colorado with a couple friends, ate mushrooms, got naked, and then got rowdy. Friends called 9-1-1.
35 deputies and other rescue personnel responded. :)
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/naked-woman-on-mushrooms-rescued-784532?35
She was "being one" with nature or was it the universe? :-?
wornoutboots
05-23-2013, 09:11
What kind of people was she with that allowed her to do that crazy crap?
Xcatly!! Who would let a cute naked girl out of their site & then call 911 :)