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Drybones
05-30-2013, 13:49
I find some of the signature lines more entertaining than the posts. Don't remember who has it, but I laugh every time I read the one about spelling like a third grader. Who has the best line?

BirdBrain
05-30-2013, 13:59
I find some of the signature lines more entertaining than the posts. Don't remember who has it, but I laugh every time I read the one about spelling like a third grader. Who has the best line?

That would be me. Of course you have to click on the links to know why. I suppose being a PoHo would help in the comprehension too.

Rasty
05-30-2013, 14:16
That is easy! See below. :D

DLP
05-30-2013, 14:18
Can't remember who it is, but "sent from samsonite using tapioca 2" cracks me up.

I also like HikerMom's siggy about Bull's in Other People's China Shops. Seems to sum up her calm, level headed posting style. She is always nice to people online, but also has a sense of humor about the web and posting.

rocketsocks
05-30-2013, 14:20
That is easy! See below. :DI agree :D

DLP
05-30-2013, 14:21
My son's best friend is Chinese and we eat chicken ankles. :) Isn't all about chicken ankles... need some other foods to go with them.

BirdBrain
05-30-2013, 14:24
That is easy! See below. :D

I would agree Mr. Chicken Ankles if it had the number 42 in it somewhere. On a serious note, yours is a contender. Best one listed so far on this thread.

max patch
05-30-2013, 14:25
I find some of the signature lines more entertaining than the posts. Don't remember who has it, but I laugh every time I read the one about spelling like a third grader. Who has the best line?

You do...........

BirdBrain
05-30-2013, 14:27
You do...........

I will play the straight man for your punch line.... "But he has no signature and neither do you".

Wise Old Owl
05-30-2013, 14:30
hmm chicken ankles... I have a few fav's
see below.

BirdBrain
05-30-2013, 14:33
hmm chicken ankles... I have a few fav's
see below.

Thanks for the props. Hehehehe....

MDSection12
05-30-2013, 14:58
hmm chicken ankles... I have a few fav's
see below.

It was nice seeing you on the trail the other day. I wasn't trying to chase you, you just kept flying further up the trail so I had no choice but to pursue. Hope I didn't disturb. :)

hikerboy57
05-30-2013, 15:03
Theyre all good.

Rasty
05-30-2013, 15:21
My son's best friend is Chinese and we eat chicken ankles. :) Isn't all about chicken ankles... need some other foods to go with them.

Lots of gelatin in chicken ankles.

MDSection12
05-30-2013, 15:28
Theyre all good.

While we're on the subject, I've been trying to figure what exactly you're trying to say there... Its all good what? What is the 'it' and why does it own an 'all good?' :p

atmilkman
05-30-2013, 15:30
It is it. It is 42. It is all good.

atmilkman
05-30-2013, 15:31
It is very deep.

hikerboy57
05-30-2013, 15:32
I don't believe in bad,only good.

hikerboy57
05-30-2013, 15:38
I don't believe in bad,only good.it is what it is.and its all good.

Rasty
05-30-2013, 16:12
I don't believe in bad,only good.

So hiker funk smells good?

rocketsocks
05-30-2013, 16:16
it is what it is.and its all good.It depends on what the meaning of is is

Rasty
05-30-2013, 16:17
It is very deep.

I agree the BS is very deep! :p

hikerboy57
05-30-2013, 16:22
So hiker funk smells good?
ummm. better ask coach lou, he was in the car with me for 14 hours

Storm
05-30-2013, 16:32
While we're on the subject, I've been trying to figure what exactly you're trying to say there... Its all good what? What is the 'it' and why does it own an 'all good?' :p

Watch out, sounds like a naysayer.

moytoy
05-30-2013, 16:49
:banana:banana:banana

coach lou
05-30-2013, 16:57
ummm. better ask coach lou, he was in the car with me for 14 hours


I had the Sun Roof open, and Pepe was riding with us! And my cold was just starting:p

hikerboy57
05-30-2013, 17:07
I had the Sun Roof open, and Pepe was riding with us! And my cold was just starting:p

see that? its all good!!

hikerboy57
05-30-2013, 17:07
I think it helped we slept among cow and pony poop the night before.

Gray Blazer
05-30-2013, 17:14
I think it helped we slept among cow and pony poop the night before.
I know I told you this story. I was walking back to Massie Gap from Mt Roger's. A little girl passed me and shouted back to her parents, "Mom.Dad. I smell more ponies ahead!"

rocketsocks
05-30-2013, 17:25
Here's a couple I've liked over time, not all were signatures...but were signature to the authors.

http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/entry.php?7187-some-signatures-and-sayings-I-ve-seen-and-like

Sarcasm the elf
05-30-2013, 18:15
I think it helped we slept among cow and pony poop the night before.

Now that would make a good signature line!

HikerMom58
05-30-2013, 19:08
Now that would make a good signature line!

I keep laughing and agreeing with Elf's sig... "This sucks and I love it". I go back and forth between saying both things when I read the threads everyday on this site. ;)

I've got to remember who has the sig spells like a 3rd grader... I know she is female.

hikerboy57
05-30-2013, 19:09
I keep laughing and agreeing with Elf's sig... "This sucks and I love it". I go back and forth between saying both things when I read the threads everyday on this site. ;)

I've got to remember who has the sig spells like a 3rd grader... I know she is female.sailing faith

hikerboy57
05-30-2013, 19:10
I keep laughing and agreeing with Elf's sig... "This sucks and I love it". I go back and forth between saying both things when I read the threads everyday on this site. ;)

I've got to remember who has the sig spells like a 3rd grader... I know she is female.
you gotta love the suck

Sarcasm the elf
05-30-2013, 19:13
Some older favorites:

"Woo hoo I am a pithy and the winters are long" - I'm still not exactly sure what this means.

"Hiking is just walking where it's okay to pee, sometimes old people go hiking by accident."

"it's amazing how a friendship can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs"

Those are just the ones I remember offhand.

HikerMom58
05-30-2013, 19:15
sailing faith

Yes, I believe you are correct.


you gotta love the suck

I love it! :D

atmilkman
05-30-2013, 19:20
It's not a signature yet but it should be. "HikerMom loves you whether you like it or not".

Kookork
05-30-2013, 20:53
For HikerMom I say:" HikerMom Loves you whether you are likable or not"

But generally I like the sig that says: Long trails could be good places to know people but are definitely the best place to know yourself.

hikerboy57
05-30-2013, 21:10
It's not a signature yet but it should be. "HikerMom loves you whether you like it or not".
+2 on this....

Sarcasm the elf
05-30-2013, 21:21
But generally I like the sig that says: Long trails could be good places to know people but are definitely the best place to know yourself.


That quote is brilliant. :sun

Kookork
05-30-2013, 21:25
That quote is brilliant. :sun

Oh well, thank you. It is my quote but yet not my signature.( if somebody says that has said it before I believe them though)

Wise Old Owl
05-30-2013, 21:30
Oh thank you all I keep changing mine and now I feel in my heart a "little" slighted due to indecision... So much for keeping it fresh,,,

rocketsocks
05-30-2013, 21:37
speaking of signature lines, interesting choice. thanks for thinking of me, socks.
I love that friggin bit...gets me every time.LOL

perrito
05-30-2013, 22:02
Mine gets chuckles sometimes. I can't remember where I got it from though.

Rasty
05-30-2013, 22:16
Mine gets chuckles sometimes. I can't remember where I got it from though.

That is funny! Of course he's wrong

Wise Old Owl
05-30-2013, 22:30
Mine gets chuckles sometimes. I can't remember where I got it from though.



Clearly its priceless ... can I borrow it sometime?

perrito
05-31-2013, 00:01
That is funny! Of course he's wrong
So I've been told...


Clearly its priceless ... can I borrow it sometime?
Sure, have at it.

Actually, once some woman poster, either here or on Hammock Forums, got really pissed about it. And she wouldn't let up. Called me sexist, wanted me to remove it and apologize. I told her to get lost and that I already had a wife who nags me on a regular basis. Humorless bee-ach.
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wornoutboots
05-31-2013, 00:21
Depends, Have You ever tried Mine?????

johnnybgood
05-31-2013, 00:30
WB member, Deadeye sig line is a favorite of mine, it reads : " Some days, it's not worth chewing through the restraints. "

Old Hiker
05-31-2013, 19:45
It is very deep.

Cold, too.