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  1. 09-08-2005, 06:44 #1
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    Default news from walmart...............

    BENTONVILLE, ARK (AP) - Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item-Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, Calif., to produce the spirits at an affordable price; in the $6-8 range. While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for inexpensive wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right name is important." So, with that in mind, here are the top 12 suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine:

    12. Chateau Traileur Doublewide
    11. White Trashfindel
    10. Big Red Gulp
    9. Grape Expectations
    8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"
    7. NASCARbernet
    6. Chef Boyardeaux
    5. Peanut Noir
    4. Chateau des Moines
    3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
    2. World Championship Wriesling
    And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine...
    1. Nasti Spumante


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  2. 09-08-2005, 19:46 #2
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    "Mall-Wart, your source for cheap plastic crap"
    Bumper sticker seen at outfitter in Hot Springs.
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  3. 09-08-2005, 21:24 #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by pete56
    "Mall-Wart, your source for cheap plastic crap"
    Bumper sticker seen at outfitter in Hot Springs.
    Pete
    well that better than SUPER K Mart...where the K stands for Krap.....
    Where are you going, Where have you been...???
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    perhaps the wine will go with recipes from this site. I'm sure no one here has a clue how to prepare this exotic food.
    http://www.mattfischer.com/ramen/
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  5. 09-08-2005, 23:13 #5
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    jist what we need more cheap likker....the ole demon alkyhol..
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    Quote Originally Posted by smokymtnsteve
    jist what we need more cheap likker....the ole demon alkyhol..
    Now, you have been working in that dog yard for three weeks now. I think this may me the work of... that ole demon alkyhol.
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    I'm waiting for Mountain House to come out with freeze-dried likkor.
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    Gosh, that picture was funny! Thank you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Austexs
    Now, you have been working in that dog yard for three weeks now. I think this may me the work of... that ole demon alkyhol.

    Not for me ..but Karen has a glass of wine everynight...
    we git the good kind that comes in the box
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    I'm waiting for Mountain House to come out with freeze-dried likkor.

    Check out the Vendange Tetra Prisma containers: http://www.vendange.com/. Mountian House won't be too far behind.....
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