For JDC5492: You haven't hiked the AT until ....
"You haven't hiked the AT until you've been woken up by a raccoon crawling over your face"
"Maybe life isn't about avoiding the bruises. Maybe it's about collecting the scars to prove we showed up for it."
until you... hung one of your dry clothes stuff sacks, on the bear pole, thinking it was one of your food bags.All night long...
until you... see a bear wearing HikerMom's dry clothes.
and pink wool socks!
"Maybe life isn't about avoiding the bruises. Maybe it's about collecting the scars to prove we showed up for it."
Awakened a stoner when stopping by a to check out a shelter in the middle of the day.
"Är huvudet dumt fĺr kroppen lida."
Translated - "If the head is dumb the body suffers."
how bouts waking up with a "curious" porcupine trying to give you an eskimo kiss?Originally Posted by Teacher & Snacktime
Woke up to a shelter rat crawling over my face in the smokies
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You haven't hiked the AT until ....
...until your clothes can stand in the corner at attention all by themselves.
.......until you get warned about a guy named "Machete Mitch", catch up to him at a shelter and find out he seems to be OK once you connect with shared military experiences.
Old Hiker
AT Hike 2012 - 497 Miles of 2184
AT Thru Hiker - 29 FEB - 03 OCT 2016 2189.1 miles
Just because my teeth are showing, does NOT mean I'm smiling.
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Whew!!!
Once you start sharing tips on how/where to hide the bodies, everything just seems to click !!!Whew!!!
Old Hiker
AT Hike 2012 - 497 Miles of 2184
AT Thru Hiker - 29 FEB - 03 OCT 2016 2189.1 miles
Just because my teeth are showing, does NOT mean I'm smiling.
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Hahahahahahaha I almost never look in this forum, thanks for this.
There's no reward at the end for the most miserable thru-hiker.
After gear you can do a thru for $2,000.
No training is a substitute for just going and hiking the AT. You'll get in shape.
...until you go to the privy and the pile is up to seat level but you still us it.
"Chainsaw" GA-ME 2011
Until the skunk eating your Oreos while sitting on your face refuses to leave until he's finished the whole bag.
until you sleep with your food, drink untreated water and walk without poles
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