Did ya ever crap in your pants?
I did...went to step up on a rock and shat myself. Couldn't believe it, what a #$%@&! mess.
Hahahahah awesome. So wait you werent even on your way to go dump and it happened?? Pretty epic. I got food poisoning this past winter, I was living in a waist-high cave in J Tree and had to crawl out and aquadeuce on the rock and had it splash on my ankles. Too sick to do anything other than kinda wipe it off and crawl back into my bag, repeating the process every 20 minutes for about 8 hours.
That sounds awful, and no, not on the way to shyter...as the saying goes, shyte happens, well it sure did that day.Originally Posted by gregpphoto
Not since I was 3.
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Love people and use things; never the reverse.
Mt. Katahdin would be a lot quicker to climb if its darn access trail didn't start all the way down in Georgia.
...your lucky, prolly have a tight sphincter too.
only when i drink too much likker
had a date with a bottle of 151 once...never again after that, it was really bad, really bad! woke to what felt like someone grabbing a handful of ass hair...really bad, hurt like hell.
My brother did in the Smoky Mountains on his thru hike this year. Luckily he held onto his rain pants...
Sometimes what you think is going to fill your cat hole turns out to be just gas. I have had that go the other way, unfortunately.
Many years ago before it was common, I fell victim to giardia lamblia. It took my doctor a while to figure out what it was. Once he figured it out, I was cured in a day. During the ailment, I had more "issues" than anyone would like me to list. There is not a snow ball's chance in hell that I will ever drink any water that is not filtered ever again unless it is a matter of life and death. Suffering from that once was quite enough, thank you.
In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln
jack Nicholson
One of Jack's favorite quotations "Never trust a fart!"
So much for my thoughts of trimming weight by leaving that extra set of pants behind. You never know!
Wonderful post, thanks.I did...went to step up on a rock and shat myself. Couldn't believe it, what a #$%@&! mess.
I've learned....
That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.
Yes, been there, done that.
Once when i was in my early thirties.Was on my way home from playing roller hockey and thought i could hold it.Lost ,twice.What a mess!
I walk up hills,and then walk down
Thanks you for sharing that delightful anecdote.
"It's fun to have fun, but you have to know how." ---Dr. Seuss
seldom more than twice a day
...not that I would ever admit in a public forum.... But thanks for asking!
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass - it's about learning how to dance in the rain!
Unfortunately yes. On the way home from a date with my future wife! Thought I could make it to the nearest gas station or home. Didn't! We live in a very rural area. Can't believe she still married me, lol.
Yes I have. That's enough about that.
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