The AT, a Footpath of the Wilderness, will be replaced by the AT High Speed MAGLEV train enabling a New Yorker to take a RT LUNCH BREAK to the Shenandoah Train Station for a synthetic Monsanto Approved blackberry FLAVORED ALL NATURAL corn protein derived SHAKE. You will be charged 3000 credits on your embedded RFID Tracking chip with the New World Order Corporation automatically extricating their fees for being such a great defender of humanity out of your monthly credit allowance. Walking will no longer be an absolute necessary as the then SUPER MEGA consolidation of Bayer, Bristol Meyers, Eli Lilly, Glaxo Smith Kline, and Novartis will have occurred promising a twice daily pill ending the need once and for all exercise.