I sometimes wonder if the trail ever thinks about me....
"I am learning nothing in this trivial world of [humans]. I must break away and get out into the mountains to learn the news." --John Muir
I get 7 weeks of vacation a year. 3 more years and I get 8 weeks a year. I spend most of that time in the woods or on the river.
I put my trail name on my résumé.
Hiking the AT is “pointless.” What life is not “pointless”? Is it not pointless to work paycheck to paycheck just to conform?.....I want to make my life less ordinary. AWOL
The government sends my social security checks in a bounce box.
...your approached to update trail guides and/or the Thru hikers Companion.
Had a black bear bump into the side of the tent once.Originally Posted by DuneElliot
I was almost eaten by a bear...okay, cows, but they were big and black and shook my tent in the middle of the night!!!
I have witnessed all four seasons in one day
"Är huvudet dumt får kroppen lida."
Translated - "If the head is dumb the body suffers."
... I don't have time to respond to threads on Whiteblaze.
Only twice? You need to get out more, man.
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I'm out on trail so much that I can't sleep when indoors any more. Opening all the windows and playing a "nature sounds" CD helps a little.
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I'm out on the trail so much that ... no, durn it, I'm not out on the trail all that much. I'd like to be, and you guys are turning me green with envy.
I always know where I am. I'm right here.
I'm on the trail so much that ... batteries died in all my gadgets so I pitched the dead weight and now I enjoy nature without needless distractions.
I been hiking for so many years I'm selling my tooth brush and cat hole trowel, no longer need just had a colostomy and got dentures.
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Sometimes I see both sides within an hour or so. Usual down hill first, then back up hill.
I'm out on the trail so much that my wife......wait a minute......what was her name again?
"When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute.
But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute--and it's longer than any hour.
That's relativity." --Albert Einstein--
I'm on the trail so much the words General Delivery are part of my home address.
I'm on the trail so much when the cupboards are empty back home I have at least 30 of the same meals already packaged up for trail stored in the gear closet to eat.
I'm on the trail so much I named my dog PCT Express.
I'm on the trail so much that the weather bureau issues warnings.
"The difficult can be done immediately, the impossible takes a little longer"
Git out t'holler, I hear banjos!
That's cold, JB. Cold. Haven't you heart of Tapatalk?
I'm on the trail so much--- that I've learned to play banjo!!
says the man with 3379 posts
you have a long way to catch up to LW
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