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    Yes yes and yes. Its our right and a large part of being free.
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    If we wanted to behave in a socially acceptable manner we would stay in societal settings

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    Quote Originally Posted by mweinstone View Post
    Yes yes and yes. Its our right and a large part of being free.
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    Just another day in the woods.
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    Before I let one rip, I check, just to be sure.

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    You left out whizzing beside the trail.
    I always know where I am. I'm right here.

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    With my high fiber hiking diet, farting and belching is inevitable. In the spirit of LNT, I pack out my boogers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by martinb View Post
    Before I let one rip, I check, just to be sure.
    I check after, too... just to be sure.

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    And the coarsening of American society continues...............
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    Quote Originally Posted by LDog View Post
    With my high fiber hiking diet, farting and belching is inevitable. In the spirit of LNT, I pack out my boogers.
    Bill, W T eff you doing on W B ??? Boring night on the Keys?

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    My gf doesn't like my snot rockets. I tell her I'm being green by not using up tissue.

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    Why would hiking be any different than any other day? LOL
    “He is richest who is content with the least, for content is the wealth of nature.” –Socrates

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    As Colin Fletcher said, dehydrated food "makes you fart like a bull".
    "It's fun to have fun, but you have to know how." ---Dr. Seuss

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    Quote Originally Posted by rafe View Post
    Bill, W T eff you doing on W B ??? Boring night on the Keys?
    Cold snap has us huddling around the space heater. Heard Mathewski was stirrin' it up over here, so thought I'd check the place out.
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    Colon Felcher?!
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    Nothing embarrasses me like being caught talking to myself. Not farting, burping or being caught crapping, and certainly not shooting snot-rockets, all of which are normal human behavior.

    Now the day I'm caught masturbating in the woods, I'll probably quit thru-hiking.

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    It helps you to be more ultralight
    Hiking the AT is “pointless.” What life is not “pointless”? Is it not pointless to work paycheck to paycheck just to conform?.....I want to make my life less ordinary. AWOL

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    Go get a room, you monkey!

    Whats wrong with your tent?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mweinstone View Post
    Yes yes and yes. Its our right and a large part of being free.
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    Not sure what it has to do with hiking.
    I do this everyday anyway.

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    Yes, yes, and yes. With joy and gusto !


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    The funny thing is I might not see another person on the trail all day, but the second I do something nasty it seems there was some stealthy hiker coming right up behind me. Now I always look both ways before I let them fly.
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