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    Default How to have sex in a canoe

    Yes, seriously. This was in today's (7-26-18) New York Times.

    Let's be safe out there!

    https://nyti.ms/2JUSG3L

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    without reading the article....my guess is carefully

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    Just drink Bud Light, it’s effectively the same thing.
    Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarcasm the elf View Post
    Just drink Bud Light, it’s effectively the same thing.
    Good one.
    I was thinking of how Brazilians judge American's coffee.
    But the Bud Light one is just as good.
    Don't let your fears stand in the way of your dreams

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    This sounded familiar:

    But in your pursuit of carnal pleasure, don’t forget about the actual canoeing, which offers a different kind of corporeal satisfaction, attainable without a partner. Sometimes Raffan goes out alone on a lake at night, the stars of the Milky Way bright above him. “That’s an orgasmic experience of its own,” he says, “when you situate your frailty as a human being, and the narrowness of your concerns, in the cosmos.”

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    Otherwise not covered was the most important tip; Always copulate in the bow to stern direction, never port to starboard.
    Generally best to kneel in boat during for the best stability and for all involved in this particular form of locomotion.

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    Hmm, that may be what went wrong.....

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    And all this time Ned Beatty was wishing he had stayed in the canoe.......now he finds out it wasn't safe there either......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seatbelt View Post
    And all this time Ned Beatty was wishing he had stayed in the canoe.......now he finds out it wasn't safe there either......
    Way down yonder on the Cahulawassee.

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    Sounds like a cover title from Outside mag. I think Cosmo has the word sex on every cover with an article on it in every issue.

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    Putting 3 people in canoe is unsafe....even when two are women

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    In 1973, the author and historian Pierre Berton was quoted as saying, “A Canadian is somebody who knows how to make love in a canoe.”

    canadian...canook... canoe...canookie...

    our neighbors or to the north are a friendly people ;!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuddyWaters View Post
    Putting 3 people in canoe is unsafe....even when two are women
    That's debatable... If one participant is willing to handle the paddle and assist with a low or high brace as needed your odds for success overall greatly improve.

    Especially if one has good enough grip and shaft control to perform a knifing j stroke, more commonly known as the Canadian Stroke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kestral View Post
    In 1973, the author and historian Pierre Berton was quoted as saying, “A Canadian is somebody who knows how to make love in a canoe.”

    canadian...canook... canoe...canookie...

    our neighbors or to the north are a friendly people ;!)
    Also debatable... Canadians are generally too nice to boast so overtly.

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    Recommend padeling to nearest moss covered bank and moving to bank!

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    Grab the gunwales and rock that puppy side to side...hard!

    Mayday Mayday

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