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  1. 02-05-2019, 22:08 #1
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    Default Crazy!

    https://www.npr.org/2019/02/05/69152...n-self-defense


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  2. 02-05-2019, 22:11 #2
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    Was talking about this this morning with someone.... the crazy part is he strangled it!!! Cant even imagine how that went down
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    By any chance is Dos Equis looking for a new "most interesting man in the world"? If not, maybe they should be.
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  4. 02-05-2019, 22:41 #4
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    Who new MMA would be so helpful on trail! Poor kitty should have tapped out!


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  5. 02-05-2019, 23:01 #5
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    I would not try to strangle an 8 lb. house cat let alone an 80 lb. mountain lion .
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    Quote Originally Posted by rmitchell View Post
    I would not try to strangle an 8 lb. house cat let alone an 80 lb. mountain lion .
    It probably wasn't his first choice either..
    More than likely, his last
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    Damn. Just... damn
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    I am surprised the jogger was not scratched and cut all over his body during the time it took the cougar to expire.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Five Tango View Post
    I am surprised the jogger was not scratched and cut all over his body during the time it took the cougar to expire.
    From the linked article:

    "The man's injuries were serious, but not life-threatening"
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  10. 02-06-2019, 08:51 #10
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    Another reason not to run! Good enough proof for me running is bad for your body!


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    Quote Originally Posted by saltysack View Post
    Who new MMA would be so helpful on trail! Poor kitty should have tapped out!


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    🤣 lol, now that's funny. Rear naked choke hold on mountain lion!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarcasm the elf View Post
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    That got a laugh out of me. Am I the only one who's sad for the lion though...
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  14. 02-08-2019, 08:44 #14
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    That sounds like a tough spot to be in...
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    as soon as i got out of that hospital i would head to the closest yoga studio full of hot chicks, ask for a restorative class, tell them "i need to recover from killing a mountain lion with my bare hands," and enjoy the ride. this guy's gonna get some.
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    Hilarious. But watch it, pal. This is a family site ��

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    as soon as i got out of that hospital i would head to the closest yoga studio full of hot chicks, ask for a restorative class, tell them "i need to recover from killing a mountain lion with my bare hands," and enjoy the ride. this guy's gonna get some.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dudeijuststarted View Post
    as soon as i got out of that hospital i would head to the closest yoga studio full of hot chicks, ask for a restorative class, tell them "i need to recover from killing a mountain lion with my bare hands," and enjoy the ride. this guy's gonna get some.
    So your plan is to brag about killing a mountain lion to a pack of cougars?
    Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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  18. 02-08-2019, 18:01 #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by dudeijuststarted View Post
    as soon as i got out of that hospital i would head to the closest yoga studio full of hot chicks, ask for a restorative class, tell them "i need to recover from killing a mountain lion with my bare hands," and enjoy the ride. this guy's gonna get some.
    It was a juvenile, and the guy was extremely lucky. He should go to church instead.
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