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    Default Wheres the humor?

    Sorry I dont have anything really but thought of this thread when a friend(who I did not know had an interest) posted this in Facebook:

    CAMPING- where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person

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    Where does a camper keep his money?

    In the river bank!


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    There's an excitement about camping; it's in tents.

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    Yo mama's so fat the bears have to hang their food when she goes camping.

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    Sex while camping......is f#$@ing in tents.

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    I guess your friend has never actually lived like a homeless person.

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    Quote Originally Posted by garlic08 View Post
    I guess your friend has never actually lived like a homeless person.
    Most of the bums in Manhattan switched to zpacks last year.
    Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.

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    It all depends on the "homeless" person. I lived out of my backpack for a decade. Actually homeless, no complaints, just like camping. Being broke and needing to beg is a separate matter entirely, which homelessness can be a symptom of, but homelessness itself is not the problem. To wit: try "saving" a homeless addict by giving them a home, and see how long it lasts.

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    First Rule of Camping:

    Put up the tent before you start drinking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crossup View Post
    Sorry I dont have anything really but thought of this thread when a friend(who I did not know had an interest) posted this in Facebook:

    CAMPING- where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person
    And then we realize we just don't need much of what we thought we needed to begin with. We just don't need much in this life to experience freedom and joy. All we need are the basics and slight communications.....

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    Is that like fishing, where you spend a small fortune and you may or may not get anything to eat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RockDoc View Post
    Is that like fishing, where you spend a small fortune and you may or may not get anything to eat?
    A jerk at the end of a line waiting for a jerk at the other end of the line.
    "It goes to show you never can tell." - Charles Edward Anderson Berry

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