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    Default Beer Caution ...

    Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to
    be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many
    females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."

    The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in
    bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female
    sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to
    go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached
    sex.

    Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers,
    men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking
    women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer,
    men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happen ed to
    them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something
    bad" occurred.

    At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
    savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases,
    the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male
    into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as
    "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is
    administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

    Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim
    to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male
    support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking
    encounter with similarly victimised men. For the support group nearest
    you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.
    The more I learn ...the more I realize I don't know.

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    Humor has drifted over to this thread like a vapor . I shall pursue you my narcotic fragrance until I am satisfied.

    uh oh, a flashback from the 70s

    Coulda had a V8, but found nothing more that a beer
    It's just great, I'll show my rear & celebrate without fear
    I didn't get a weekend pass, maybe I passed too much gas
    Just trying to have fun, writing lousy puns
    The trail was here before we arrived, and it will still be here when we are gone...enjoy it now, and preserve it for others that come after us

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    Thanks for the warning. This explains alot.

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    Warning to the ladies: Men also use beer's cousin, the fru-fru mixed drink you just have to try, in a similar manner. Beware of these predators....

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    Thumbs up Beer Caution.

    Slogger, Thanks for the warning. I wish I had heard about this years ago. It has happened to me several times, through the years. I now will be very carefull when I am offered beer by woman. Can't thank you enough.
    Grampie-N->2001

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    Isn't this where the phrase "a 2 at 10 is a 10 at 2" came from?
    nous défions

    It's gonna be ok.

    Ditch Medicine: wash your hands and keep your booger-pickers off your face!

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    i just realized that i've been victimized. i feel so violated.
    don't like logging? try wiping with a pine cone.

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    Where was this adivce a few years ago. There were a couple times where this would have been nice to know.

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    Default Very very funny!

    LOL!
    I'm still laughing and have a strong grin.

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    Alan Jackson said in a song....

    The next thing I remember, I was hearing wedding bells
    Standing by a woman in a long white lacy veil
    I raised the veil, she smiled at me without her left front tooth
    And I said 'Where the hell am I and just who the hell are you?'
    She said 'I was your waitress and our last name's now the same'
    'Cause I;m married to you baby and I don't even know your name


    If I remember it right, tequila was involved.

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    She's looking better every beer.

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    hence my theory of life! Once you drink 3, you may as well keep going. Why suffer when you can go until you do NOT remember!
    geek

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    "Got the t-shirt sales"...thru the roof

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    Yep, I've been blind to this poison a few times. Nothing a pair of beer goggles couldn't take care of.

    It's like a buddy of mine used to tell me. It's like riding a moped, it's OK until your friends see you on it!
    a.k.a CHOP-CHOP

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    [quote=Bloodroot;270350]Yep, I've been blind to this poison a few times. Nothing a pair of beer goggles couldn't take care of.

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    You have any pics ?? Might consider a pair of those goggles ...

    'Slogger
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    [quote=Footslogger;270354]
    Quote Originally Posted by Bloodroot View Post
    Yep, I've been blind to this poison a few times. Nothing a pair of beer goggles couldn't take care of.

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    You have any pics ?? Might consider a pair of those goggles ...

    'Slogger
    Here ya go!


    a.k.a CHOP-CHOP

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    But this pair is priceless!!! LMAO

    http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/jokebo...4/jokeid/40247
    a.k.a CHOP-CHOP

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    One tequila
    Two tequila
    Three tequila
    Floor

    For a couple of bucks, get a weird haircut and waste your life away Bryan Adams....
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    [quote=Bloodroot;270356]
    Quote Originally Posted by Footslogger View Post
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    So ...lemme get this straight. These goggles help you with beer consumption or do they expose the beer scammer ??

    'Slogger
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    The scammer, but this is not apparent until the next day.
    a.k.a CHOP-CHOP

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