three southern bears

[smokymtnsteve]

Once upon a time there were three bears , now these three bears lived down south here so they were the southern three bears ..of course there was papa bear a mama , a a little bitty baby bear....


now being from down south ....the ole papa bear jsdut loved to drink beer and the mama bear...she loved to eat pinto beans
( they are bascically veggietarin you know ) and the litttle bitty baby bear ....well he liked to listened to elvis Pressley records...

one day the papa bear said" my beer is too cold" (i assume he keeps his beer in ice h2o spring)

and the mama bear said " my pinto beans are too hot" (she sure wasn't using esbit tabs to cook)

and the baby bear said ' I'm tired of listening to my elvis pressley records"

so they went out for a walk...


well why they were out for a walk a shelter mouse came out ....
( these bears weren't practicing LNT or good food storage techniques)

and he drank all of papa bear's beer

and he ate all of mama bear's pinto beans

and he listened to the little bitty baby bears elvis pressley records so much that he wore all the grooves off the records..( the baby bear didn't have a cd player or mp3)

well the 3 bears came back to the shelter ....

and the papa bear said...somebody been drinking my beer!

and the mama bear said ...somebody done et all my pinto beans!

and the little bitty baby bear said...somebody has worn the groove off all my elvis pressley records..


and just about that time the mouse staggered out and said

pfft, hick-up..I'm All shook-up

[steve hiker]

LOL! Now that's the way to start off a Friday morning.

[chknfngrs]

that was the funniest thing I've read today. makes me think they need a breathalizer at your desktop.

[squirrel bait]

First little piggie walked into the bar and said,
"hey bartender can I have a beer?"
He got his beer and drank it and said"
"Hey bartender where's the bathroom?"
Bartender said" right down the hall"
Second little piggie came into the bar and siad,
"hey bartender can I get a beer?"
He got his beer and drank it and said,
"Hey bartender where's the bathroom?"
Bartender said, "right down the hall."
Third little piggy walked into the bar and said,
"Hey bartender," before he was interuppted by the bartender,
he said, " I know you want a beer and directions to the bathroom," "yes," said the third little paiggy.
Fourth little piggy walks into the bar and the bartender says,
"here's your beer and the bathroom is down the hall."
The next little piggy walks into the bar and orders a pitcher of beer.
Bartender looks at him strange when he orders a Rumplemintz and another pitcher of beer. Another Rumplemintz and another pitcher of beer and the bartender's curiosity gets the better of him and he has to ask, "don't you want to know where the bathroom is?" and the little piggy says,
"you forgot, I'm the fifth little piggy.

[smokymtnsteve]

Originally posted by chknfngrs
that was the funniest thing I've read today. makes me think they need a breathalizer at your desktop.

or a smoke detector

[Saluki Dave]

Were any of these bears or piggies hillbillies by any chance?

[smokymtnsteve]

no..but they were from alabama

[jlb2012]

make that L.A.






as in Lower Alabama