I need a 2008 NB female hiking partner!...

[Socrates]

Any interested candidates, please respond soon! The position may go at any time!
I'm looking for a female that's able to:
Carry my pack whenever I don't feel like it.
Cook quality meals while I hang out with others.
Fetch water from sources no matter how far away.
Put up a tent in the rain within 30 seconds.
Keep well shaved and smell good at all times.
Stay quiet the entire trip.
Modeling experience is not required, but is prefered!

[warraghiyagey]

Any interested candidates, please respond soon! The position may go at any time!
I'm looking for a female that's able to:
Carry my pack whenever I don't feel like it.
Cook quality meals while I hang out with others.
Fetch water from sources no matter how far away.
Put up a tent in the rain within 30 seconds.
Keep well shaved and smell good at all times.
Stay quiet the entire trip.
Modeling experience is not required, but is prefered!

Yikes. Holy mysoginy Batman.

[jnetx]

Stay quiet the entire trip.

Sorry, just can't keep my mouth shut that long!

[Creek Dancer]

Good luck with that. With that attitude, you must be single, huh?

[fehchet]

What's the pay?

[SGT Rock]

Minnessota Smith?

[Frosty]

Good luck with that. With that attitude, you must be single, huh?

Ya think?

[Lilred]

OH please, let me, let me.........good grief LOL

[Freeleo]

she wont eat any of your food i am sure of it



http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:.../tooskinny.jpg

[mudhead]

That is scary on several levels.

[Trillium]

Son, I'd say you were born in the wrong century and in the wrong culture unless you are amongst the American Indians.

and to those who thought for one nanno second that the young lad was doing anything but spoofing, you are entirely tooooo serious.

[Skidsteer]

Um, if you find her?

Ask if she's got a sister.

[rafe]

Up on Cripple Creek she sends me
If I spring a leak she mends me
I don't have to speak she defends me
A drunkard's dream if I ever did see one

(Up on Cripple Creek, The Band)

[T-Dubs]

Up on Cripple Creek she sends me
If I spring a leak she mends me
I don't have to speak she defends me
A drunkard's dream if I ever did see one

(Up on Cripple Creek, The Band)

"I was thinking that
maybe I'd get a maid
Find a place nearby
for her to stay.
Just someone
to keep my house clean,
Fix my meals and go away."

(Neil Young)

[Lone Wolf]

penis length? 3 inch

[Paul Bunyan]

Hey, keep it clean L. Wolf.

[saimyoji]

penis length? 3 inch

Is that your resume?

[Lone Wolf]

Hey, keep it clean L. Wolf.

penis is a clean word

[Lone Wolf]

Is that your resume?

socrates of course

[Tha Wookie]

Any interested candidates, please respond soon! The position may go at any time!
I'm looking for a female that's able to:
Carry my pack whenever I don't feel like it.
Cook quality meals while I hang out with others.
Fetch water from sources no matter how far away.
Put up a tent in the rain within 30 seconds.
Keep well shaved and smell good at all times.
Stay quiet the entire trip.
Modeling experience is not required, but is prefered!

Hey you try that in the females forum.

I'm sure they'll jump at the chance