I do remember being so Hungry I was Farting Fresh Air.
Better to burp and taste it than fart and waste it!
Matthewski,
How do you dream up these epic threads?
I do my best thinking on the pot, you?
Johnny
It you push while on a freeze dried diet...you best know what you're doing!!!
geek
It's best not to push after eating dried apricots. Don't ask!Originally Posted by Jim Adams
Stay away from Pringles while perfecting fart control.
one time on Mt. Moosilauke i was takin' a break and ate a small bag of prunes and other stuff. started to hike on and barely in the treeline when my stomach started rumbling. no time to fart. i stepped 2 feet off the trail, yanked my drawers down and let fly with a major stream of liquid s**t! i coated everthing in sight. no burying that. i ain't eaten prunes sincenow i know why older folks eat them to aid thier bowel movement
I little limerick for the group:
There once was a man from Bombay,
Who ate gallons of beans everyday.
He farted so loud,
He attracted a crowd,
But the smell made them all run away.
There once was a Marine from Camp Lejeuneone time on Mt. Moosilauke i was takin' a break and ate a small bag of prunes and other stuff. started to hike on and barely in the treeline when my stomach started rumbling. no time to fart. i stepped 2 feet off the trail, yanked my drawers down and let fly with a major stream of liquid s**t! i coated everthing in sight. no burying that. i ain't eaten prunes since
Who decided to eat a dry prune
Then he climbed up a mountain
Til his arse became a fountain
Now he chides other for baring their moon
'All my lies are always wishes" ~Jeff Tweedy~
Apricots, like prunes and other dried fruit, are good medicine when you are stuck. It helps to read the label on the bag. The warning says to each just a few, not the entire bag. Like you, I found out the hard way.one time on Mt. Moosilauke i was takin' a break and ate a small bag of prunes and other stuff. started to hike on and barely in the treeline when my stomach started rumbling. no time to fart. i stepped 2 feet off the trail, yanked my drawers down and let fly with a major stream of liquid s**t! i coated everthing in sight. no burying that. i ain't eaten prunes since
This thread is demonstrates one of the reasons I love Whiteblaze.net -
you have to love the number of contributers to such an important topic. I'm surprised there aren't more stories about sharting - or is that another thread?
It's a great day to be alive !
Fear of Sharting is why you should never push IMHO
The key to success in achieving a goal is focusing not on how far you have to go, but rather how far you have come.
“I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me” Phil 4:13
Maybe the site should be renamed WhiteBlazingSaddles.net.
Here you go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TVuAQui7SEMaybe the site should be renamed WhiteBlazingSaddles.net.
well i don`t know about another people, but i`m sure that after 1 month of trail food, if i `m gonna stay in one shelter and you can see the rats and mouse deserting the shelter and run in the woods all at once ...that means i`m about to fart
you are what you eat: Fast! Cheap! and Easy!
Yes proof that you can pretty much start a thread on anything and people will contribute. Unbelievable that over 30 people have commented on pushing out farts and that over 70 responded to LW finding a deer on his lawn in the middle of the night.
Anything's within walking distance if you've got the time.
GA-ME 03, LT 04/06, PCT 07'
HHmmm, doesnt look like the ladies have an opinion on this matter?
what? no ladies have joined in yet? Let me be the first!
If you feel one comin' let it rip, otherwise it'll stink up your insides! As far as pushing though...that can be dangerouse business as others have said!!
I definitely had my share of it all on the trail! And I too, learned the lessons of too much dried fruit while hiking!!
Creek Dancer was the first in this thread but I strongly suspect most ladies have an opinion on the matter.what? no ladies have joined in yet? Let me be the first!
If you feel one comin' let it rip, otherwise it'll stink up your insides! As far as pushing though...that can be dangerouse business as others have said!!
I definitely had my share of it all on the trail! And I too, learned the lessons of too much dried fruit while hiking!!
Skids
Insanity: Asking about inseams over and over again and expecting different results.
Albert Einstein, (attributed)
oh well, my mistake on that one! Thought I'd join in the fun anyway!
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