SGT Rock is so short......

**Hooch** · 01-09-2008, 10:38

SGT Rock is so short he has to rappell out of bed in the morning.

SGT Rock is so short he has can sit in the edge of a dime and let his feet dangle.

SGT Rock is so short he can go skydiving off the kitchen counter.

SGT Rock is so short you'd have to dig a hole to kick his butt. (Not that any of us could.

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SGT Rock is so short he has to reach up to scratch a snake's belly.

SGT Rock is so short he can play handball on the curb.

SGT Rock is so short he does backflips under the bed.

SGT Rock is so short he makes the jockeys at Churchill Downs look tall.

SGT Rock is so short he could hang glide under a Dorito.

SGT Rock is so short he can run laps around the top of the toilet.

SGT Rock is so short he can go bobsledding on a a Frito.

SGT Rock is so short he's the last oen to know when it rains.

SGT Rock is so short he has to use a step stool to brush his teeth 'cause he can't see the mirror anymore.

SGT Rock is so short he saw a shelter mouse and thought it was Sasquatch.

SGT Rock is so short he had to add a rope ladder to the side of my hammock so I could climb in at night.

SGT Rock is so short he uses tent stakes as trekking poles.

SGT Rock is so short he has to stand on a rock to stir the ramen in his cook pot.

SGT Rock is so short he hangs his hammock from a tree root.

SGT Rock is so short he sleeps sideways in his hammock.

SGT Rock is so short he uses a kleenex for a hammock.

**Dances with Mice** · 01-09-2008, 10:56

... needs snowshoes to get through the dust under his bed.

**warraghiyagey** · 01-09-2008, 10:57

Think I'll lay off this one til after I pass him on the trail.

**SGT Rock** · 01-09-2008, 10:57

Rides a daschund to work.

**Hooch** · 01-09-2008, 10:59

SGT Rock is so short he uses a block of swiss cheese for a jungle gym.

SGT Rock is so short he uses toothpicks for tent stakes.

**warraghiyagey** · 01-09-2008, 11:00

Keeps baning head while sweeping under the radiators.

**warraghiyagey** · 01-09-2008, 11:01

Originally Posted by warraghiyagey

Keeps baning head while sweeping under the radiators.

Banging his head

**Hooch** · 01-09-2008, 11:02

SGT Rock is so short he has to jump from key to key so he can post on WB.

**JAK** · 01-09-2008, 11:03

SGT Rock is so short his latest ion stove really is an ion stove.

**gdeup** · 01-09-2008, 11:04

Sgt Rock is so short he has to reach up to tie his shoes

**doggiebag** · 01-09-2008, 11:04

Instead of Death from Above (Airborne) ... he's known as Death from Below.

**Hooch** · 01-09-2008, 11:05

Originally Posted by doggiebag

Instead of Death from Above (Airborne) ... he's known as Death from Below.

Oh crap.....now that's funny.

**Lone Wolf** · 01-09-2008, 11:06

Sgt. Rock is so short the brown nosing, packsniffers can't get down low enuf to kiss his butt

**warraghiyagey** · 01-09-2008, 11:07

"Now back to my spider hole."
New Condo??

**Hooch** · 01-09-2008, 11:07

Originally Posted by L. Wolf

Sgt. Rock is so short the brown nosing, packsniffers can't get down low enuf to kiss his butt

What's the difference between a brown noser and a s#!t head? Depth perception.

**mudhead** · 01-09-2008, 11:11

That after the limbo on roller skates kid sets his record, he just walks on by...

**JAK** · 01-09-2008, 11:11

Originally Posted by L. Wolf

Sgt. Rock is so short the brown nosing, packsniffers can't get down low enuf to kiss his butt

Once you are long retired, are you no longer short, or just no longer funny.

**Hooch** · 01-09-2008, 11:24

SGT Rock is so short he hangs his hammock with dental floss.

**Gray Blazer** · 01-09-2008, 11:26

I heard he was so broke he couldn't even pay attention.

**JAK** · 01-09-2008, 11:30

SGT Rock is so short his Frog Toggs came from real frogs.

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