SGT Rock is so short......

**chezrad** · 01-21-2008, 18:23

He's so short someone has to lift him over the edge of the DD-214 so he can read it!

Way to go!!

**dixicritter** · 01-21-2008, 19:03

LMAO I love it!!!

**Kirby** · 01-21-2008, 19:26

Where is Rock now by the way? He hits the trail full time later this week, right?

Kirby

**dixicritter** · 01-21-2008, 19:30

He's in Kentucky doing the last of his retirement physical and final paperwork for the Army. He gets back on the trail most likely Saturday.

**Nest** · 01-21-2008, 20:03

Originally Posted by dixicritter

He's in Kentucky doing the last of his retirement physical and final paperwork for the Army. He gets back on the trail most likely Saturday.

Don't you love that he has to be physically fit to retire?

**Jaybird62** · 01-21-2008, 20:07

Sgt. Rock is so short, he has to cuff his underwear.

**Jaybird62** · 01-21-2008, 20:09

He surfs on a popsicle stick

**Jaybird62** · 01-21-2008, 20:11

He sits on a dime and eats off of a nickle

**mobileman** · 01-21-2008, 20:20

Prv Crock is so short he wears a life vest to pee.

**River Runner** · 01-21-2008, 23:43

Originally Posted by mudhead

So short that wind chill does not affect him.

Oh no! You tryin' to get this one in the sensitive subject section too?

**WalkinHome** · 01-22-2008, 14:59

Originally Posted by chezrad

He's so short someone has to lift him over the edge of the DD-214 so he can read it!

Way to go!!

Now that is funny - I don't care who you are

**SGT Rock** · 01-22-2008, 17:10

I'm so short I was going to hike the Florida Trail but changed my mind because the elevation gain would have killed me.

**Frolicking Dinosaurs** · 01-22-2008, 17:34

Rock is so short we're changing his name to Sgt Pebble

**Hooch** · 01-22-2008, 17:35

Originally Posted by Frolicking Dinosaurs

Rock is so short we're changing his name to Sgt Pebble

At least you're allowing him to maintain the dignity of his rank.

**mudhead** · 01-22-2008, 18:38

Sgt. Rock is grit.

**gungho** · 01-22-2008, 18:42

sgt Rock is so short he has to use oxygen and take a sherpa along just to get to the dinner table

**Hooch** · 01-22-2008, 18:58

SGT Rock is so short that the last time he took the family out for dinner he had to have a booster seat.

**SGT Rock** · 01-23-2008, 14:51

How is this for short: 1 day and a wake up.

**Gray Blazer** · 01-23-2008, 14:52

Right on, brother.

**Hooch** · 01-23-2008, 14:54

Originally Posted by SGT Rock

How is this for short: 1 day and a wake up.

Wow, good for you, Rock. Back on the trail Saturday?

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