What do you do with a drunken hiker?

[Lyle]

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What do you do with a Drunken Hiker?
What do you do with a Drunken Hiker?
What do you do with a Drunken Hiker?
Early in the morning...

Wey Hey and up she rises...
Wey Hey and up she rises...
Wey Hey and up she rises...
Early in the morning...


Rub some sand into his blisters...

Put a rock into his backpack...

Make her follow Gudy's TP... (after Gudy Gaskil marked the trail with TP)

Make him walk the Seaborg mile... (Glen Seaborg ALWAYS underestimated mileage)



Some of these were personal, but you get the idea. Let's hear your verse!

[A-Train]

Did a search for "Appalachian Trail" on youtube.com the other day. One of the first videos to pop up was one of two thru-hikers drunk. One was trying to get up drunk with his pack on and laughing profusely. It was kinda funny and sad at that same time.

[Ron Haven]

Beats me, working around a motel in never ever saw one but if I do o well Maybe I'll talk em in to 1 more big drink and put them to bed.When the sun comes up I know he will say O lord my head is killing me I will say what about another drink? and you'll feel better

[Frolicking Dinosaurs]

::: Dino tip-toes to nightstand with big glass of juice and extra-strength Excedrin :::