Wait Wait Wait...Goat, I'll go one step further.
With the preponderance of available sources you'd need to make a concerted effort to outright starve in the US. Or, be handicapped mentally or physically to the point where you are:
a. unaware of your own physical needs
or
b. unable to move to one of the litany of available food sources
(or, you could be stranded in the desert or snowed in or something but that's not really what we're talking about here, right?)
Blue Jay claims to be a moron and (based on his WB activity) has yet to starve so I think you've got it wrong, Goat.