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    Quote Originally Posted by Tin Man View Post
    surely someone must carry.
    oh, i'll be carryin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lone Wolf View Post
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    oh, i'll be carryin'
    of course I knew that...on both accounts.

    have fun and tell jack I said hi and I will see him down the trail.

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    Matty thread will never die!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by camojack View Post
    Let's see if we can track his progress...
    as of 10:30 this morning he's in Damascus with Bag O Tricks.

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    11:30 EST LocationAMASCUS,VA
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    The long brown path before me leading wherever I choose............................................ ...
    Strong and content I travel the open road
    ~Walt Whitman Song of the open road

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dances with Mice View Post
    I have my annual Performance Review scheduled today from 3-4:30. You can see how I'm preparing for it...
    If I fooled The Man again I might drive up to pack sniff. If not I could be hiking too.
    Damn it, I just got a preview of my Performance Review. It was better than last year's so I am still working for The Man.
    You never turned around to see the frowns
    On the jugglers and the clowns
    When they all did tricks for you.

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    tricks is a freak. why? donno. just is. the most wonderful freak . drives. blabs to truckers on his cb. knows the truck stops. gambles with skill on the quarters slide game. eats healthy chips. spits in a cup with a napkin in it to guard the passenger from splash of red man juice. points out points of interest . maikes poinent points. good voice overs of old tv shows. remembers comercials of importance. and generally has a good grip on life. a fine choice of driver for me. well suted to cold environs nessesary for matthewski cultivation success. all in all a fine young man. my highest driver rateing. a two.
    matthewski

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dances with Mice View Post
    Damn it, I just got a preview of my Performance Review. It was better than last year's so I am still working for The Man.
    Want me to call and tell them you've been trysting with disreputable characters in the woods?

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    Default Hiking staff from Dances with Mice

    I am able to report that he would also like a MS-style hiking staff. I have a miniaturized (..aka 'human sized'...) version of The Stick that I customized by figuring that Matt is about my wife's height so I used her measure to attach a strap to the soon to be legendary MatthewStick. It's made of solid Dogwood (...because I'm not into laminating...) about 6 feet long, padded handhold area decorated with bands of purple, orange, and red electrical tape.
    He was at my apartment when he read your private message. He was ecstatic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mweinstone View Post
    my highest driver rateing. a two.
    wow!

    ....what kind of driver rating do i have on the matty-scale?
    "The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions, that I wish it always to be kept alive." -TJ

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    I bet he would like the light weight version of the top doodad. Dixie cup and ping pong ball.

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    the scale is from 1.9 to 2.1 and contains seven trillion declinations. the point one is for jesus. only he can drive me better. i dont care about anything right now. nor may i bow to lone wolfs attempt to get my bacon by haveing me not approch springer. he would mount her like a dog. she is not my wolf. she is beauty. and as beauty. must be starred at slowly from the bottom up. to start at the very breast of the mount, is to miss her thighs. witch are smooth and wrap around you from the scale at the visitor center, to the stupid can register aloft. and i aint got no damm cammera neither. cant rationalize the steak weight carry option loss. not now. on weekends. not now. steak. bacon. thighs and chicks. thats hiking. not skipping up in a dress calling yourself lonewolf. ha!
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    Can't get that vision out of your head, can you? The pre-edit one. Hummada-hummudah!

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    matty Siting!!!! I Saw Him!!! You Know What He Looked Like? He Looked Like Matty!!!! Yep That's Him!!!! I Saw Him, I Did, I Did, I Did!!!!

    and Bag-o-tricks Too!!!!! You Know What He Looked Like? A Bag-o-tricks!!! Yep That's What He Looked Like!!!! I Saw Him, I Did, I Did, I Did!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mweinstone View Post
    not skipping up in a dress calling yourself lonewolf. ha!
    I'd like to get an eyefull of that, what a vision!

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    as i entered tricks car outside of marys , i put my pack in,....tricks yelled something that sounded like dont slam the door on your buckle as i slammed the door on my waistbelt buckle , smashing it and ending this thruhike attempt. minnuts later at the filling station, i lifted the wipers too hard to wash the windshield and inialated the wiper blade assembly into teny tiny peices of collateral mat damage theirby ending tricks hike and trip. of course everyone knows not to let me touch cars. so its his fault. going to outfitter to hug dave and yoggi a buckle from the bin of spares.

    lwolf, take off that dress!
    matthewski

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    i'll be sporting it at dot's later. i'm coming out to prove i'm not a bigoted cross-dressing hater

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lone Wolf View Post
    i'll be sporting it at dot's later. i'm coming out to prove i'm not a bigoted cross-dressing hater
    I'll be there too, I might even come out a little bit as well........... Hey wolf you got any lip gloss over there?

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    LW - here's a thigh holster for that dress

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