I'm going to crawl to Neels Gap

[Crustacean]

in 40 days and then write a book. I'm also going to check for wear and tear on my shell and maybe try to improve the product line.

Please, nobody step on me or poke me with a Leki!

[Sly]

Good luck, don't forget your knee pads.

[Appalachian Tater]

If you want to attract attention you need to do it faster than in 40 days, you could flood the whole earth in that amount of time. Also try some lemon or drawn butter as a garnish.

[The Solemates]

Good luck, don't forget your knee pads.

crustacean dont have knees

[buff_jeff]

Yeah, well, I'm doing it on roller blades.

[rhjanes]

why so fast? You trying to catch Bald-Thing so you can watch them have sex in the shelter???

[aaroniguana]

in 40 days and then write a book. I'm also going to check for wear and tear on my shell and maybe try to improve the product line.

Please, nobody step on me or poke me with a Leki!

K THX BYE!

[ScottP]

why so fast? You trying to catch Bald-Thing so you can watch them have sex in the shelter???

I hope you're joking about this...

[Appalachian Tater]

Thread started in the gap and went downhill.

[dixicritter]

Threads by a Crustacean usually do.

[Jaybird62]

More water down there......;