I work in a prison, and one of the foods inmates make is called a chi chi. It's pretty simple to make.
1 pack Ramen
1 Slim Jim or beef jerky (preferably Slim Jim)
1 handfull of Cheezits, cheese curls, Doritos (any junkfood with cheese)
Mix it all together.
To me, it sounds repulsive, but they love it. Maybe one of you will too.