minnesota smith and faithwalker and matthewski update thread

[mweinstone]

hes back! and my hiking companion minnesota smith(luke), and his girlfriend faithwalker are on trail and headed east! east you say?! yes. on the penochie headed for amacalola. they will be at my beck and call for trail updates and those of you familiar with minnesotas style know hes thorough about trail facts. so if any newbees want some tips from a true veteran of thruhiking,(class of 06 grad north)ask ms lines are open! as some of you may remember, luke is quite contraversial and has become moreso with his new , i have a chick and am a chick magnet attitude. lets keep it simple as watching ms hike is my only winter sport and dont mess this up for me kids. lets be civil. again, i cant reitorate(or spell) this enough, minnesota smith is a long distance hiker who represented all of us when we started, when he started. we were gadget freaks. we were overweight and overburdoned. we brought crap that was funney too. so how bout the fact that hes made it and i havent and he spells nice and i puke all over our clean whiteblaze. i will start at amacalola feb 19th again. if i sell my art. thread on biatches.

[Lone Wolf]

flaccid fries all around!

[Tin Man]

i hear the aqua mira plant is running 24/7 to keep up with minnie's maildrop requests...

http://trailjournals.com/photos.cfm?id=398148

[Worldwide]

I have been bouncing along the AT and GSMNP this fall and winter and have seen two 50+ pound mail drops sent by Minnesota Smith. They are good for a guessing game if nothing else. I am just wondering *** could the contents possibly be? Please advise.

Worldwide

[Dances with Mice]

MS is hiking again. Big deal, so what; been there, done that. Who cares?

But you, Mattie, keep denying your true artistic talents. Letters are to you what paint was to Salvador Dali. Take your light out from under that bushel and let it shine!

Write a journal. A detailed journal about each of your days on the Trail. Don't dare let anyone edit it. Then at the end of your hike break it into 4 or 5 bite-sized chunks and sell them each for $20 over the internet. I'd buy the whole series for sure and I'm not the only one.

[Lone Wolf]

MS will make it. his partner won't

[Lugnut]

MS will make it. his partner won't

Are you going 25 to 1 for her?

[Sly]

I have been bouncing along the AT and GSMNP this fall and winter and have seen two 50+ pound mail drops sent by Minnesota Smith. They are good for a guessing game if nothing else. I am just wondering *** could the contents possibly be? Please advise.

Worldwide

Boots, toilet paper and water.

[yappy]

I never heard of him.

[Sly]

I never heard of him.

If you were prime time child bearing age, you would have heard from him.

[MOWGLI]

I never heard of him.

Consider yourself lucky.

[STEVEM]

I never heard of him.

Here you go: http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/show...minnesotasmith

Just read the first two or three thousand posts and you'll get the idea.

[yappy]

2 or 3,ooo posts ? ugh.. I gotta go snowshoeing. it sounds more fun.

[bigmac_in]

2 or 3,ooo posts ? ugh.. I gotta go snowshoeing. it sounds more fun.

Wise choice.

[Lone Wolf]

y'all say what you want about 'ol smitty, but he ain't no weenie, or a sheeple or a sniffer. he walked the walk and didn't quit with some lame excuse about bad knees, etc. never underestimate the fat guys carrying 60 lbs. of stuff

[MOWGLI]

never underestimate the fat guys carrying 60 lbs. of stuff

Or the fat guys who leave their 60 pounds in a hostel and slack pack every third day.

[Dances with Mice]

I never heard of him.

Mattie explained it best:

the accepted smithian way of doing things. aminnesota smithlike approch. the ms of packs. dont give me any ms. are yall ms'n me? if minnesota smith can,.... smith, minnesota smith. now you sound like minnesota smith. oi,minnesota smith. a minnesota minute is defined by the time needed to walk a mile while sleepwalking. a minnesota mile is the breath of chasim bettween two political opposites. a minnesota morning is another word for zero. moderatly minnesotalike milage is a nero. when one hiker askes another for some minnesota, there asking to borrow toilet paper. a red circle with a line thru it on a diaganal over a picture of a hiker wearing an anvil means , minnesota smith crossing. a circle with a line thru it over a picture of a roll of toilet paper means watch for aggressive ms.mess or messy are endearing nicknames for ms. according to the atomic weights chart, the element ms has the property "reverse chick magnetism". the idea that ms can be exsplained by the splinter group branched from ausriolopithicus have been debunked . ms is actually related to deep ocen lava tube feeding alge. and finnaly folks, a red circle with a line thru it on a diagnal over a picture of jim morrison with the letters ms, means ms is not jim morrison.

So. Any questions?

[yappy]

LOL.. alrighty then !

[woodsy]

F*** MS, he won trail conditions crybaby award for 06.

[Lone Wolf]

F*** MS, he won trail conditions crybaby award for 06.

are you one of them pat-yourself-on-the-back maintainers?