Getting Any?

**StevenSeagal** · 02-26-2009, 12:36

I am seriously starting to consider the possibility of doing a NOBO thru-hike in the near future. However I am a young-strapping 22 year, old so naturally I am concerned about going like 4-5 month without any intimate company. So I was hoping some of you experienced hikers could give me some insight into the frequency of available young-adult women out on the trail. I am good looking and full of confidence, but I do not know any women hardcore enough to consider a thru-hike and I would be very disappointed if I ended going months without meeting a single available girl. Thoughts?

**Gaiter** · 02-26-2009, 12:41

pink blazer alert

**D'Artagnan** · 02-26-2009, 12:44

[IMG]file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/jim/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot-6.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/jim/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot-7.jpg[/IMG]http://www.artpromos.com/detail.asp?id=10159

**Ekul** · 02-26-2009, 12:47

Originally Posted by d'artagnan

[img]file:///c:/docume%7e1/jim/locals%7e1/temp/moz-screenshot-6.jpg[/img]

[img]file:///c:/docume%7e1/jim/locals%7e1/temp/moz-screenshot-7.jpg[/img]http://www.artpromos.com/detail.asp?id=10159

Lmao

**bigmac_in** · 02-26-2009, 12:54

Hikers stink, you won't even think about it.

**Chenango** · 02-26-2009, 12:56

Originally Posted by bigmac_in

Hikers stink, you won't even think about it.

yup!!

**Young Scott** · 02-26-2009, 12:59

Really? Why are you going on this hike?

**Ekul** · 02-26-2009, 13:02

Rule of mine. never get it on while camping. give your girl one infection from lack of proper clean up and ewwww.

**Wise Old Owl** · 02-26-2009, 13:03

What's HE doing, Mommy?

**Freeleo** · 02-26-2009, 13:09

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMXyOsuqdbI

**Deadeye** · 02-26-2009, 13:25

You've already gone 22 years without - what's another 6 months?

**Manwich** · 02-26-2009, 13:27

the last place you'll want to be is between a pair of legs that had a 15-mile wedgie.

**Funkmeister** · 02-26-2009, 14:40

Several notes:

Your latent fondness for unshaven women may surface somewhere by southern Virginia. Likely disappear by Maryland

You may find the callous skin you develop from using hiking poles to be problematic.

Love the YouTube video, by the way.

**Just a Hiker** · 02-26-2009, 14:44

Originally Posted by Deadeye

You've already gone 22 years without - what's another 6 months?

LOL!! Good one!!

But seriously, if you are hiking for the right reasons, you won't think about females that often anyway....you'll be thinking about making love to a cheeseburger....

**Rockhound** · 02-26-2009, 14:58

Originally Posted by Just a Hiker

LOL!! Good one!!

But seriously, if you are hiking for the right reasons, you won't think about females that often anyway....you'll be thinking about making love to a cheeseburger....

Remind me never to eat your cooking.

**Bucky Katt** · 02-26-2009, 15:00

I just threw up in my mouth. Do real hikers a favor and stay off the bloody trail.

**Nearly Normal** · 02-26-2009, 15:07

Advertise with all the popular trail forums repeatedly and don't give up!

**SkinnyT** · 02-26-2009, 15:16

Stick to the frat house kid.

**Just a Hiker** · 02-26-2009, 15:16

Originally Posted by rockhound

Remind me never to eat your cooking.

Maybe I should have said that he won't be thinking about women...he'll be thinking about food.....

**Kanati** · 02-26-2009, 15:26

Originally Posted by Deadeye

You've already gone 22 years without - what's another 6 months?

Only an idiot would ask a question like that!!!!!!!!

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